/germanfootballthread/

A thread to talk aboutLa liga/EPL or Ligue 1? No
A thread to talk about the Bundesliga or german football in general? yes
A thread to talk about the Superligaen? that depends

upcoming 23. matchday
1. buli
Hertha BSC : 1. FSV Mainz 05
1. FC Köln : Hannover 96
SC Freiburg : Werder Bremen
Hamburger SV : Bayer 04 Leverkusen
VfL Wolfsburg: Bayern München
FC Schalke 04 : 1899 Hoffenheim
FC Augsburg : VfB Stuttgart
Borussia Mönchengladbach : Borussia Dortmund
Eintracht Frankfurt : RB Leipzig

2. buli
Heidenheim : VfL Bochum
1. FC Kaiserslautern : SV Sandhausen
FC Ingolstadt 04 : FC St. Pauli
Fortuna Düsseldorf : SpVgg Greuther Fürth
Arminia Bielefeld : SV Darmstadt 98
Holstein Kiel : Erzgebirge Aue
Eintracht Braunschweig : 1. FC Union Berlin
Dynamo Dresden : SSV Jahn Regensburg
1. FC Nürnberg : MSV Duisburg

>Domenico Tedesco is angry about Bentaleb because bad training performances
Huddersfield CB Christopher Schindler wants to be Jogis suprise call up for the WC in Russia
>Dennis Diekmeier, who plays for the HSV since 2010, is not going to renew his contract and will leave the club at the end of the season
Leipzig is interested in Jann Fiete Arp (but who isn't?)
>Bayerns target Florian Thauvin has a pricetag of 150mil€, according to Marseilles president.

/bintpol/ and Sören/Ronny posting is not allowed in my(!) thread
thanks for reading

Nigglesman to rek Tedesco. You heard it here first.

shit op

good ol HIV

stop bumping your shit thread

t. mod

this match could either be the best of the matchday or a complete borefest. Should be interesting to see how the two mememeisters approach it.

>Im Sky-Talk von Jörg Wontorra verrät Watzke dann, dass Benders Nichtberücksichtigung beim DFB-Pokal-Finale der Grund für dessen Wechselwunsch gewesen sei.
>Watzke: "Das hat in ihm total was ausgelöst. Irgendwas war in ihm danach kaputt. Und weil er den Wechsel wirklich wollte, haben wir es gemacht. Ihn herzugeben, hat uns aber weh getan."
>Watzke spielt damit nochmal auf das schwierige Verhältnis mit Ex-Trainer Thomas Tuchel an. Über die Trennung von dem beim BVB erfolgreichen Coach sagt er dann später in der Sky-Sendung. "Ich wusste genau, wenn du einen Trainer entlässt, der Dritter und Pokalsieger geworden ist, dann gibt es viel Kritik. Aber Alle Gremien haben zu mir gesagt, das ist völlig egal, du musst das machen. Wenn ich nur an mich gedacht hätte, hätte ich das laufen lassen, aber dann wäre es eskaliert. Ich habe an den Verein gedacht und dafür auf die Fresse gekriegt. Ich dachet mir: Das musst du jetzt aushalten, das ist dein Verein."
I really want to punch Watzke desu.

Football and Olympics lose their importance on a day like this ;_;

>Tedesco

rip ;_;7


>Hans Kongelige Hojhed
cute :3

good OP

so what about those games yesterday huh?

cheeky eriksen and choking buffon

also gündokrüppel scoring dem goals

Hector or Max for that lb spot in Rußland lads?

WHo this nigga ?

is this /bundes/?

couldn't watch it because I had to work.

Hector suits the NT playing style better.

of course not mr. mod senpai

Eriksen is good, Dembele too.

HRH Prince Henri(k), husband of Queen Margrethe II.

so what next? should I report this thread for safety reasons?

Is this Reddit?

his knuddelige Hoheid Prins Henry

I won't answer this question.

I really want to see Gündogan playing a major tournament for the NT, but knowing his luck he's going to get injured in May anyway, so I won't get my hopes up.

I take that as a yes

yes

gündogam+kroos would be superb, but will not happen

Danish kinda sounds like some really drunk Schleswig-Holsteiner complaining

>Italian newspapers bullying Khedira after yesterdays match
rude

hmm but he was quite shit yesterday t b h

Football Weekly live show coming to Copenhagen in May.
Very strong lineup announced. Not going to bother getting tickets to be honest, but hoping someone I know buys some and invites me.

/bundes/ related: The venue is called Bremen. It’s where I saw David Cross last year.

do they speak plattdeutsch or friesisch in SH? and what's the difference between them? which language is closer to danish?

>A thread to talk about the Bundesliga or german football in general?
I don't see the point.

didn't knew that they go on tour desu.

Jogi looks like he's just peeing his pants and is in a weird state between relief and embarrassment.

Is football weekly any good since Richardson left?

I think Max Rushden has been a pretty good replacement. Not quite as good as Jimbo, but Jimbo’s new show overall is worse than cyrrent FW imo.

I think they’ve mainly toured UK and Ireland so far.

I don’t know. The dialect in the Danish part of Slesvig is very different from what we call Rigsdansk so I have a much easier time understanding a Swede speaking the standard Malmö dialect than a Dane speaking the traditional dialect from Sönderjylland near the German border.
So maybe someone from Sönderjylland would be more qualified to answer.

it's called Schleswig

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Slesvig-Holsten, Flensborg and Hamborg.
The rest we write en allemand.

Hello,

I would just like to remind you this is an English speaking board. We would request that you only post in English or at least translate alongside your posts and images. Thank you, fellas.

I couldn't post yesterday, so I was a little bit confused why, even for /bunded/ standards there were so few posts.

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t. Diego Pablo

Unabhängikeitserklärungshurensöhne need a Leistungsnachweiserbringungspflicht to post in /notbundes/ desu.

Which one?

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hmm i saw your request yesterday aswell but i was too lazy to look for her

will try to find her soon

Thanks. I really appreciate it.

didn't find her on a first search, but she was blonde with shoulder long hair i think

Please, big strong german man, pleeaaaase sign our players

here I made a temp bc I'm bored

"nein"

Her?

oh that actually might have been her

mods were on a bundes rampage yesterday.
banned/deleted everything that wasnt bei 3 auf dem baum

wew

Or her?

definitely NOT the second one

i think it was first

Or maybe her?

i doubt it

sie brauch den yarrak amk

I see.

one trillion hours in paint

hehe funny

ayylmoa

>temp .png
>to inteligant too use 2 ebenen

Did she look like this? (Dude is her bf btw.) Also sorry for the bad quality, pictures are from her IG.

pls no bully

not sure anymore what she was wearing t b h

is that important? like 99% sure its her tho

It's not important, no. Just wanted to be sure that it's really her. And she's quite the slag, yes.

yes yes

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>all my posts deleted
So that’s why I am banned.

This.

Please use your big strong Teutonic youth development techniques to save our players from the dumpster fire that is US Soccer.

hehe

>tfw boring day so far but PSG:Madrid is going to play in the evening

Well it hasn’t been a boring day here so far. I have been at work, following both the Olympic winter games and the reaction to the death of Prince Henrik.
Now I am back home in my apartment, watching some good public service television, and later I will watch Champions League football.

even if both teams play way below their possibilities atm, these kind of games are at least always good for some decent maymays.

>i will literally miss the first half
just fuck me up senpai

also that Higuain goal yesterday, huh?

didnt know he had it in him

>didnt know he had it in him
>missed a hundertptozentige and a benudli

yeah but that goal he did was 100 times more anspruchsvoll

What do you work?

she works for the union

still useless considering juve shouldve scored at least 4 goals

>she

she (male) works for the mercenary

>score goal
>useless!!
heh ok anonymous

Yes well “a” union since there are more than one

yes

I work for a union, using my law degree to fight against evil capitalists / try to explain massive idiots why the evil capitalists are right

Op do you have autism?

>you will never have cute law gf
rrreee

>finish 2:2 after 2:0 lead that shouldve been 3:0 or higher. at home.
>B-BUT MUHH NICE GOAL

okay faggot

>score 2 goals
>entire team stops playing the football
>"hurr durr its higuains fault!!"
dont even like the guy but come on anonymous

>pic related

Yep