Are we going somewhere, hm? What’s that? Speak louder, I can’t hear you. Hm? Valentine’s Day you say?
>*cast his head back and laugh*
My my my, you really thought you could get away with it that easily, didn’t you? Such a romantic you are. Oh I’m afraid there will be no intimate dinner for you tonight. No playful glances, no rosy cheeks, no lustful caresses, no tender kisses. No love by the fire.
>*points an accusing finger*
Tonight is the night of a slow, agonizing death. Painful blows, bloody mouth, exposed flesh, soul-tearing screams. You will meet your demise at our hands tonight PSG. We will annihilate you. Tear you appart, limb from limb. Feast with your remains. There’s no coming back from what we will inflict you tonight. This will make Verdun look like kids playing in the mud. You will regret for the rest of your short miserable life to have crossed the path of El Real Madrid Club de Fútbol.
This is it. You are going to die. Kiss Amelie goodbye.
On this day 1749 years ago, Saint Valentin was beaten to a pulp by roman legionnaires and decapitated publicly.
St. Valentine's remains are buried in a church in Madrid and I'm not even trolling. It's also the world's only church where you can go to mass with your pets.
Just asked this girl from Madrid on Tinder I've been talking to, should I watch the game tonight or go at her place and console her?
Levi Harris
she sounds like an absolute faggot ass bitch to be honest
John Fisher
Just watch the highlights 6/3 is more important.
Logan Kelly
Get her to suck you while watching obviously
Landon Powell
But she has a cute tummy...
Brody Richardson
Spray your jizz on it then homo
Blake Miller
WTF
I love real madrid now.
Aiden Robinson
Hoje tem Real X PSG. Hoje tem Cr7 X Neymar. Hoje tem Rabiot X Casemiro. Hoje tem Sérgio Ramos X Thiago Silva Hoje tem Marcelo X Dani Alves Que dia fodaaaaa!
Brody Anderson
Fuck off prick
Liam Scott
your posts are the reason i still come around,the one you made in the ucl final between real and juve made my day,you still have it by chance?
Andrew Roberts
why is the convo in english if you live in france?
Caleb Anderson
Because she doesnt speak french and I dont speak spanish
I've talked to my girlfriend in English because that way nobody could read our conversations even if they got a hand on our phones
Alexander Brooks
>Argentine intellectuals
Adam Brown
kek I missed you la
Robert Stewart
I'm from a poor background, so it's not like everybody spoke in English like in Germany
Ryan Lee
Argentines are truly alphas, huh.
Cameron Nelson
Literal autism
Where do you live? Everyone I know speaks English, at least the basics
Noah Cruz
why would they hate her? I don't get it
Jose Nelson
Maybe in Palermo everybody speaks English. Nobody speaks English in Chascomus.
Colton Robinson
>kek i missed you >quints What did kek mean by this?
Josiah Turner
you were lucky that a madrileña even knew english lmao castillans are fucking idiots
Lincoln Cruz
She probably thinks everyone living in Paris is a PSG supporter and would be dumb enough to resent her if they lose since she's from Madrid
Cameron Gray
>Chascomus I've been there. Great fishing. Comfy/10
Kevin Campbell
Post rochas
Blake Walker
t. Gerard de Cornella
Ethan Clark
...
Jose Collins
Friendly reminder >we won all legs when based French frogposter made threads
Nathaniel Clark
Lmao I never saw that one for Apoel, good stuff
Joseph Torres
oc she works in paris, I thought she was and lived in madrid
Ryan Watson
was gonna say she sounds kinda dumb but that is indeed a cute tummy
Landon Sullivan
I get to do both
Dylan Price
KINO
Jaxon Howard
Effort: 100 Humour: 0
Stop trying so fucking hard.
Camden Williams
There's only one reincarnation you apostate.
Camden Richardson
BASED
Jackson Green
We're going to crush you screencap this
Aaron Thomas
smelly french muslim. French are our enemies you north african cunt
Eli Morales
kek fuck you tho'
Ryder Nelson
in english doc
Juan Hill
>Rambling this much about footy
She's either insane or starving for your cock. Or both.
Tyler Brooks
How can a poster be so based?
Grayson Johnson
CHAD WINS AGAINS
Lucas White
Because people use The Master Language when they don't know each other's language.
Adam Bell
LMAOOOOO
Benjamin Perry
OH HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON
Xavier Wilson
Apologize
Nicholas Cox
Based
Tyler Murphy
PORTOPOSTER CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF, BASED FRENCH HALAL FROGPOSTER IS THE ONE TRUE RULER OF Sup Forums
Jace Gutierrez
BASED FROG. HE DID IT AGAIN, WHEN THE FUCK WILL YOU LEARN Sup Forums?
Julian Edwards
BASED
Anthony Nelson
Based as fuck REALMAD frog
Xavier Morales
BASED
Ayden Bennett
...
Andrew Collins
I'll never doubt you again Madridposter
Zachary Cooper
FROGPOSTER DOES IT AGAIN
David Allen
BASED
Jaxson Howard
>Can't wait to see those romanian tears AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ayden Martin
Yes, there is only one.
Aiden Brown
which part of Santiago Bernabeau are you from la
Luke Stewart
I am but a loyal /cus/tomer. What are you, some kind of "lifelong fan"? Don't make me laugh. You are nothing. A leech. A parasite. A freeloader. Me? I'm Real Madrid Club de Fútbol. El Real. I own full kits. Balls. Accessories. Memorabilias. All paid with my hard earned money. From the sweat of my brow I ate "Halal Madrid". I contributed to the club so much I probably own a significant percentage of Ronaldo's CR7 back left thigh. So yes. We. As opposed to "Us". Because you are not, and will never be part of this wonderful customer experience.
Xavier Martin
> Analyzing Real for the next stage > Hmm so he likes to stay in the penalty area Leave it to us familia.
The devil went down to Manchester because he was lookin for a trophey to steal, he was in a bind because he was 3-0 behind and couldn't tap one in offside.
Evan Walker
>It's supposed to be bringing nations closer, a celebration of human...
No, a sport is not supposed to do any of whatever that is. She sounds quite dumb and bitchy and not in a cute way to bee honest with you.
Jace White
FUCKING BASED
will you be back for tje the second leg?
Daniel Bennett
Based frogs
Juan Hill
Honestly if Sup Forums didn't learn when this happened then they won't ever learn. Reminder that Sup Forums is ALWAYS wrong.
Joseph Campbell
hello
Jason Sullivan
I dont plan on marrying her, I'll see how it is tomorrow
Ethan Turner
BASED
Angel Jackson
Madrid were lucky that Tottenham let them draw against them
Carter Campbell
The virgin portoposter The chad Madridmessenger
Juan Turner
Don't forget you're a french colony nigel
Kevin Williams
*joins the wrong horse in the race*
JUST
Blake Peterson
jesus christ
Cameron Howard
based madrid frog
Logan Barnes
test
Hudson Harris
>it's supposed to be about bringing nations closer stupid fucking BITCH
