British

>british
>"ads"

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Would you give her your number, Sup Forums?

>tfw someone has undoubtedly fucked this little disabled goblin creature

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Yeah, he was black. They did a series about it on the BBC (I'm not even making this up)

>even goblins only want the BBC
How can white men compete?

nuclear bomb over the uk when?

Where can I buy one?

The radiation will just fuck things up even more. Just napalm us to the stone age.

i dont even want to compete over a goblin DESU idk about you

Is that CGI? I refuse to believe a real person can look like this.

>I left with the best man's number
This is just sad.

Of course. Do you have any idea the amount of free money the UK government would give you if you claim her as a dependent?

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BLACKED

>Not bagging yourself a goblin and milking it for all the benefits.

Wow how diverse!

Is she paying him?!

WHEELCHAIRED

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Niggas fuck anything

alright who the fuck opened the black lodge
when is this midget gonna start dancing

ok guys. now imagine that thing...
..naked.

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I've seen enough efukt videos to know how goblins fuck. It aint very pretty.

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id roll it off a cliff mate

The future looks bright

Yeah sure it's 07770 774 914

youtube.com/watch?v=YgUqmKQ9Lrg

shit, the compression on that jpeg is so bad

>normalizing the physically-disabled and genetically-cursed

Maltesers are like some sort of next level shitposter

jesus why did they make more
this one is even pretty trashy

>"This is the future liberals want"

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wow that is super fucking stupid

>Italian
>"ads"

youtu.be/8fyyEwBegIo

> Be a chocolate company
> Want to make an advertisment for your chocolate
> Make an advert about a girl with cerebral palsy jerking a guy off

I just don't get it guys.

Reminds me of that Jap ad that turns the black dude asian

I think she's pretty cute desu
>Ywn pick her up and use her as a living Fleshlight
>Ywn hear her tiny squeaks as you fuck her

dare to be different - just like Maltesers

You make an ad based something people will talk about, like and share.

Increases brand awareness

kys

I think it's a satire of the Italian one, it even has the same music

youtu.be/Few8kJ0zfnY

doesnt matter how aware people get. Doesnt make anybody want to buy their shitty chocolate

I laffd at ur post

If it were a white guy it would make more sense

>cute
i dont want you to breed if those are your standards.

howling

being horrible about somebody for how they look is low but give me strength she looks like the dwarf in dont look now

>Her and Maisie Williams are 10/10 in Bongistan

shes gonna stab you

do you not understand the fact that that dude is gay and virtue signalling on his insta for cock?

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So what I'm getting from these ads is, maltesers is for retarded people.

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Well, they are forced as cheap surplus on old/disabled people in care homes so you're not exactly wrong.

seriously, Uk seems to be like the only western country where these conditions seems common. I've never seen a polish, german, french, etc, documentary about these people. It's always the UK who has the rarest of diseases

>not this one
You had one job OP

youtube.com/watch?v=YgUqmKQ9Lrg

Is there anything worse than being british?

Damn, Goblins look like THAT?

How can black men compete

The Nazis killed all the defects.

a male asian, everyone in africa

Being American

>being in the richest, most powerful country on earth is the worst thing ever

being from an irrelevant country

yeah but you have to live somewhere 44% non-white

>be in the richest, most powerful country on earth
>get shot

there no safe space from guns

inbreeding

tfw you will never worship at the sacred goblet of the techno-goblin

>the YouTube comments

Holy shit

What does this have to do with Star Wars?

>being in the richest, most powerful country on earth
>getting so desperately frustrated with the deepening flaws in your country that you elect an apolitical business oligarch who can barely keep focused on stringing coherent sentences together, nevermind on coherent economic or social policies.

Honestly, the US will remain a good place to be in the top 1% of earners, and will always be a centre of innovation due to its large population, but the rest of the country and its culture has devolved into such painful mediocrity at this point that there really is no recourse now other than to point to its large military and gdp, and try to convince yourself that those things constitute a worthwhile civilisation.

What better way to sell chocolate than to associate it with a retarded girl jerking her boyfriend off?

>richest
America is sinking in debt's

where are you from and whats so great about it?

>that feel when i was horny enough to cum inside a traps butthole but wouldn't let a wheelchair bound goblin suck my penis.

who isn't?

>america v britain

YOURE BOTH SHITHOLES

Being Anthony Burch

Being Swedish, German, French, or Canadian.

Being a country with barely any history.

wherever youre from is worse

Is this modern day Lord of the Rings? Looks kino to me.

septs beat trips

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Americans seem nicer at least.


And do not stink.

those numbers support the claim

Happa, who was raised in the UK.

not being british

nah she's actually that size

D R O P P E D

kek

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He was probably a vet that's why he gave it his number

WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD I WANT TO SEE A GROUP OF WOMEN TALKING ABOUT EJACULATION WHILST ADVERTISING LITTLE CHOCOLATE BALLS

>scientists have composed an image of the average 2077 couple and it's glorious!

Wtf is wrong with british candy commercials. They all suck and have nothing to do with the product.

youtu.be/5aDCrYUKIMo

>frog-faced girl wiggles her eyebrows for 60 seconds
>"BUY OUR CHOCOLATES '"