ITT: we cast Mary Jane

>Face it, Tiger... you just hit the jackpot!

Christina Hendricks obviously

She's unironically crazy IRL. I don't mean in the "she thinks mexicans are people" Sup Forums sense either, I mean she stabbed her boyfriend with a pair of scissors during a fight they had in a hotel room.

we travel back in time and take bella back with us

Mexicans are people?

FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY IS THIS WORLD SO CRUEL

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Ew
bait

mary jane: BDH
aunt may: christina hendricks
gwen stacy: jessica chastain
peter parker: jordi

that only makes her more attractive

Errr this thread is about the Marvel Cinematic Universe, not the Mommy Cinematic Universe.

Lauren Phillips

The constant threat of domestic abuse really turns me on. Just imagine coming home from work a few hours late one night. She's sitting in the kitchen still waiting for you despite telling her the day before that you really needed to get that project proposal submitted. You calmly remind her of this when suddenly your cold dinner plate flies across the room barely missing your head and shattering against the nearby wall. She calls you a liar and starts yelling at you demanding to know where you've been all night. As you're trying to defuse the situation she smacks you across the face. You reply with a firm backhand that shocks and arouses her. She suddenly jumps on you, wrapping her legs around your torso, and begins making out with you, which kinda looks like her eating your face since her mouth is twice the size of yours. You carry her over to the table, lay her down, then proceed to engage in the roughest sex you've ever had in your life

All Emmas are shit, so no.

Only if she wears low cut dresses.

some stars shine so bright they burn out before their time

Dumb wax whore, fuck that cunt.

>which kinda looks like her eating your face since her mouth is twice the size of yours
That was the only arousing part of your post.

>coalburning slut
No thank you.

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>which kinda looks like her eating your face since her mouth is twice the size of yours.
kek

>Tom Holland taking BBC up his ass
hnnng

Just imagine the night after a big fight. You are enjoying a nice meal together thinking everything is great, then you start to feel woozy and pass out. You wake up hours later writhing in pain as Emma is finishing sewing up your now empty ballsack and proceeds to flush your balls down the toilet.