It's hard being #1

It's hard being #1.

In letting your women get raped by Mohammeds?

sure is tough being best girl

>Japanese Mohammedans

Soon we will put you in your place

okay 7-1

oh really....

...

Being #2 is harder, it takes some unique effort to choke consistently

Only Netherlands chokes harder, but then again, that just means we're #2 at choking, so we choke at choking

>Foul against Brazil
>Last minute
>Reus go for the free kick
>Nervousness in the German crowd
>Reus take the free kick
>Amazing goal
>German starting celebrating
>Ref end the game
>Brazil 5x1 Germany
KEK

>even in his wildest fantasies he doesn't conceive something as humiliating as 7-1

kek ok we'll see

We'll we always be there for you big brother.

> already 9 gold medals for germany

feels good

Brazil is big, strong and have 5 word cups

Why dont you guys go to belgium on holiday? Were so fucking full of tourists

Last time we took a vacation in Belgium it ended in a disaster

the last time germany touched the dutch like that was to get to paris

>word cups

The second eurotrip ended pretty bad also I remember, best stay at home.

>bottomless pit
>has a visible chin
>nothing about the shape of his head suggests that it would actually be bottomless

How does it feel to be autistic?

Looking forward to the weekend, driving to netherlands and spending money on lots of matjes

My country didn't qualify

jesus christ even I understand that it's supposed to be a joke

You tell me, you're the expert

A bad one

you're gonna get rekt again
your soyboy squad is gonna get btfo

Are you for real?

B E S T G I R L

That's not Misato.

belgium is shit and french

:3

lewd

good taste

too patrician to qualifiy

The japanese chad

It get lonely at the top.

if it keeps happening then it gets comfy once you get used to it

Never knew so many german athletes use Sup Forums.

>matjes
based

Ruhe auf den billigen plätzen

I would have become an Olympic polevaulter if not for my exploding knees

post more chinese cartoons in football kits i love this shit

I know, it was hard being #1 three times in a row while defeating Germany in finals and semi finals.

i bet ur glad you arent #1 anymore then

>i watch anime

I'm a professional boxer. Undefeated cruiserweight. Soon to be world champion.

Dude, stick to your weed pipe and stop posting here

>not watching anime

Disgusting.

GERMAN

NATIONALISM

ON

THE

RISE

...

MORE 2D QT'S WEARING FOOTBALL KITS

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

...

meant for

*Blocks you're paths*
Nothing personell goyim

tell me on which position is Canada and how many more gold medals Germany has

are germans physically capable of not looking like retarded spergs?

I do. Bruges was nice

La abominación..

oh man im not WHITE haha praise kork brother

I need to find me Germany-san, I'll go full 1945 on her.

>ZERO (0) MEDALS

>anonymous poster from Russia