Waifu thread

Waifu thread
Previous: I'm much too lazy for that.
The rules:
>Choose your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and others' choices
>Keep RP/ERP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn

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youtube.com/watch?v=v6lNG-VtFnk
swarthmore.edu/SocSci/bdorsey1/41docs/51-fra.html
youtu.be/ZjUpVFzx2TY
youtube.com/watch?v=X7cNFV-OdNQ&list=PLwS6OBQkSychn3ZsnbjCUNhQm_nw1KfZy&index=19
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Oregon is good so long as you stay out of Portland. That city is working quite fast on becoming a literal battle ground between leftie radicals and... literally anybody else who cares.
Well that's some random color choices. Is that a reference to Joker, or something else i'm missing?
Pay is.. The low end of acceptable. Far low end. I don't mind the actual work, i just hate the bosses. Bunch of idiots.

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why would I do that
I'm a leftie, buddy
nah, just thinking about what might look nice. Mine is brown and green and blue with exactly one strand of pink.
Oof, I'm sorry. My pay kinda sucks but everything else about the job kicks ass.

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puting rules like that get the threads deleted quite often
ah thats fine I call it mastering it
nice thats what I like to hear dark souls should always be punishing

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very tired..
had a long couple days
:(
i hope it's gonna be alright

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this is Hirasawa Yui

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Leftie is one thing, antifa is another.
Girls have a lot more leeway on bright colored hair. Guys dying their hair like that doesn't really fly where i live. A tiny bit too conservative. Honestly, everyone would just assume that's my way of coming out of the closet or something.
Yeah, i'd like my job if i could go back to working midnight to 9, because then i don't really see my bosses outside a couple hours in the morning, but as it stands, i'm forced to work 4am-1pm, which basically means i get the worst of both worlds, starting work so early i have to go to bed early, and i don't get to leave early enough to not have to do their stupid bitch work.

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I'm tryna get close to 100% completion
And it is! And fun! We should play on tabletop sim at some point
Fair point.
I guesss...I wanna find some really neon dye, everything I've done so far has been pretty muted.
Oh my god those hours sound hellish. I used to do 8pm-4am and it fucked with my sleep schedule. on a normal thing now tho

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and she is cute
oh oh are you doing to do the boss rush to for the 110%?
YES! would love to sounds fun

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Ima mash X to doubt the 'rules get deleted' business

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im sick and tired

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ok but that has been my experience

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Why dont you talk?

because halo is the best game ever

well I think I will be ok but ill find out tomorrow. The other thing I have to work out on my own. Do you still use discord? how have you been?

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Not that i wouldn't want to do some fun things with my hair, i just have to keep myself presentable enough to interact with public without scaring them off, as much i'm tempted to get like, a tattoo sleeve and just generally go towards that look.
On that note, i saw the singer of an irish band who has circles tattooed on to his palm, and i really like how it look. Kind of want to copy the idea.
Right? Yeah, starting at 4am is the worst shift i've ever worked, as far as my social life is concerned. If i go to sleep right when i get off work, i'm asleep until like, 10pm, and i've missed most of the good social hours, and if i sleep before work, i have to go to bed at 7pm and i miss most of the good social hours. Bunch of shit tbh.

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sounds like you should sleep and sleep

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Related

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Noone likes him so noone talks to him

I'm gonna try!!
Nice! Hmu on discord sometime then, and we can play!
It's really not
Go for it! I want some more tattoos myself, tryna decide on a waifu design other than the familiar's runes.
Getchu a better job! Even if you are friends with your coworker! You should treat yourself better!
I kiiinda like it. It looks wizardy

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*her

cute
alright then good luck.
yes i do.. i just dont talk to many or go in servers.
i've been ok for the most part i guess

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I neglected my sleep and missed the chance to rest properly, so my brain will be mush.

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i should tbh, but vidya

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Yeah, indecision is probably my biggest issue with the idea of getting tattoos. I have no fucking idea what i'd get. I'm not the type to acquire a large repertoire of meaningful symbols to get arted up with.
They're at their best when you just catch glimpses of it, honestly. I like the wizardy thing too. I don't know how familiar you are with pathfinder's alternate races, but the... 'tottoos'? of the Sylphs are super cool to me.
I know i should, but... I'm very much a person of inertia. I have a hard time getting started on doing things
I was kind of assuming that was a mislink, but there you've done it again. I'm confused now.

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Mine is my fav
Essy had me watch Akame ga kill
I love her so much
Akame is aight
Lubbock is fucking cute as hell
My current one is pretty meaningful to me tbh. There'a few other ones i've been considering, including a Silent Princess from botw.
I'm not much of a pathfinder player I'm afraid.
Well, take this as a sign to break out!! Move! Go! Get out there and get a better job!!!

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well id like to stay in contact and I dont use the thread very often anymore, but ill try to show up more often
[spoiler]Esdeath#6648[/spoiler]
my discord so you dont have to post yours

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Mine youtu.be/9WfO9LWyaAo

i will do it for you then
nini
thanks :)

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Ahh nice. Can't say i was expecting BoTW to be one of the ones you'd go for. I bet that's pretty cool though, that's a nice looking flower.
Oh, i thought you played it. Perhaps that was a different d20 system. Well regardless, they naturally have what essentially looks like tattoos like swirling wind.
Ehh... Well i'm definitely not doing it until after the holidays. I have too much going on as it is, what with my perpetually putting off gift buying out of a pointless sense of anxiety.

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you do anything fun recently? I got halo reach and have been having lots of fun with it.

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Related Sylph.
This is the official art for them anyhow.

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There's a reason for it, a very similar one to my current tattoo, a spiral from Life is Strange. For that one I give a reason other than why I got it, but idgaf if you wanna hear why, I'll tell you
Nope! I'm building my own tabletop RPG. After it's published I'm prolly gonna get a tattoo of the logo lmao it's my fucking baby
That sounds super cool!
That's fair...I'm tempted to get a tattoo tomorrow since friday the 13th deals, but I won't unless I can convince my gf too as well, she's been dragging her feet on wanting one
I actually rilly like those, they look tribal and yeah evoke elemental powers

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fulgrim is prettier

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You are the one making me feel confused this time. Quit that!

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Sure, i like tattoo explanations, lay it on me.
I feel like i recall you talking about DMing for your friends. I knew you were working on making you own games though, which sounds like a good time. Hopefully it goes good.
Yeah, tribal elementalism is a really cool art style, i think.
Friday the 13th deals, lol. Didn't know that was a thing, that's pretty funny. I can certainly relate to not wanting to get dragged in to getting a tattoo by someone i'm in a relationship with. Who knows what the future holds, and a physical reminder of a painful breakup would reallllly suck to have. I'm glad i never got talked into it by my now-ex fiance.

It was so out of left field for me, i assumed you had just mistagged me.
Alright alright fine. Well, can you not get any more sleep? Time spent in waifu is probably time that could be spent napping, no?

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Well, it's kinda dumb, but whatever. I kinda believe in a past life, tied to these worlds. Like I lived in them in a past life, that kind of thing.
Mhm! That's my major in college, boardgame design. It's deginitely my passion.
Yeah it's pretty funny. It's like stupid cheap. Nawww, I've known her for over a decade, and it's not like a couple tattoo thiong, she just wants one. But I told her they were cheap and she hit me with a lowercase 'ok' so i guess that's not happening

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Sachiko claimed

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His beauty lacks grace.

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Ahh, i can dig it. It's amusing food for thought, factual or not. I like thinking about all sorts of things like that.
That's cool. I wish i had something i was truly passionate about, but my general sense of apathy is all consuming. Womp womp.
Ahh the ol' "ok", or better still, "k". While i share in the annoyance that kind of thing brings, i'm also the kind of person to do exactly that, lol.

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Mhm! Of course the waifu tattoo is just cause I love my waifu and have for over a decade as well!
Aww, you'll find your passion! It'll happen!
Eh, it is who she is, no use getting upset about it tbh. We are gonna hang tomorrow anyway so that's nice

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I tagged you in the first post about having fucked up? If so, then it genuinely was a mistag. The second time was because I saw you reply to the first one, ya?
And yeah, I'm about to get some rest now. Hope the day goes well for you.
Heya niggy! Good to see you. Gotta rest now tho, hope to catch you later, cya!

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No he isnt, Fulgrim cant even match up to the fabulous hawkboi

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Rest well!

Waaaaaghh

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The Ec will always rise like a phoenix from the ashes

sang is pretty but the EC where known for being beautifulest

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Totally understandable. They're finally officially translating Rewrite (what my waifu is from) and i bought it on kickstarter for more money that i'm willing to admit.
I can hope so, even if i'm rather unoptimistic. Guess time'll tell.
That's sweet, just accepting how she is and rolling with it.

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Sorry, Vulkan doesnt compare.
No, Hawkboy was, as admitted by Fulgrim before the Horus Debacle, closer to the perfection that is the Emperor than Fulgrim could hope to be.

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HI I cannot stay on for long. Can you unblock me, please?

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Right there with ya. Recently spent uh....Far too much on merch from the 15th anniversary event of my waifu's anime. Didja see my shrine?
I believe in you!!
Like I said, I've known her forever. I'd be shocked if we didn't end up married.

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why

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because~

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because why

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stop disrespecting fulgy!

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i'm thinking...
well, honestly i miss talking to you

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ok and?
you're still gross and want to rape n' murder me.

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I disrespect that self-righteous asshole all I want

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not anymore!

akame has really changed me

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Yet i dont believe you.

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May or may not be hella gay for spy from tf2
Nothing can change this

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So uh, how is everyone tonight?

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Could be better, could be worse
What about you?

if I wanted to knife I would have told you already lol

I liek the big guy

cold... nausea... everything is pitch black.. its like being out in space

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I did, it was impressive. Once i'm off living on my own and feel like i have some space to be a bit of a weirdo with, i'll be happy to start acquiring a shrine.
I'm glad someone does.
Wow. Nice. Can't say i'm not jealous.

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You've told me many times.
Not bad, a little queasy. You?

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i wouldn't harm you even if you gave me permission. akame really has changed me for the better

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Fair. I personally don't really care what my parents think, so shrine it is!
Of course we do! Everyone does!!!
mhm! But that's still a ways off, I want the storybook wedding I've dreamed about since I was a little girl.
Prove it.

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Heavy is definitely a good boy yaes

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hmmm well i have discarded my plan of kidnapping you...
akame has really helped me take my mind off it and now I just don't think about those things anymore

i want to know how big are his poops...

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Man heavy can take a massive shit dude

and a gallon of piss?

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youtube.com/watch?v=v6lNG-VtFnk

Probably 2

Jeez what does he drink?

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Well spy from tf2 is a smooth ass dude
I'd be gay for him if I was gay.
Just about the same. I've had a huge headache all day and now I can't sleep. C'est la vie

Same, roughly, but im not nauseous.
A little bit of cold is nice.

I've had better and worse days.

I stumbled across this today by pure chance:
swarthmore.edu/SocSci/bdorsey1/41docs/51-fra.html
Reading locker room talk from one of the founding fathers is a cool experience.

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no, that would be the Sniper

I have meathead older brothers that work in construction, i'd rather they not have a reason to fuck with my things, if i can avoid it.
Ok, you've swerved into being far too optimistic.
That's cute. I was willing to work for one of those when i was going to get married, probably will if the option comes back around. Maybe not the hugestest thing ever like some people, but i do want more than just like, some foldable seats in someone's backyard or something like that.
Also, just ignore Sono, he's just an attention thirsty whore.

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Prove it.
Huh. That's uh...Quite something, honestly.

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is your night cozy at least?

yeah that would make more sense...

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this pictures stares into my soul

I don't know how to prove it...

I just don't see you in that way anymore. I still smash roaches in my apartment though

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Really?

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blah i can't eat this whole sandwich.. im going to save it for my dog

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Fair. My older brother is extremely normie (but also really fucking weird) and is super excited for the next starwars film. But, he keeps out of my room.
No such thing!! You gotta believe in yourself too!
Yeah, I wanna have a cute quiet ceremony on the seashore with none of my family there ideally (not gonna happen) with me in a huge wedding dress, and my fav indie artist plays the reception, and this song plays
youtu.be/ZjUpVFzx2TY
And some good food.
Yeaaahhh, I just can't help but reply when I get a (you)
That's for you to figure out.
And if you do, I'll unblock you.

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Nah heavy makes 2 gallons
Sniper makes 10+ whenever the hell he feels like it

may i be your dog?
or have your sandwich
either works

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All cats be gray in the dark.
I'm not a history nerd, but it made me want to be
Not really, but you can't be cozy every night I guess. Tomorrow will be better hopefully.

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You can talk to me if and when you want... Don't let anyone tell you what to do
I like how you care what people think because you talk to people that are disliked...

I have no desire to harm you in any way and I just want to hangout with you again and stuff...
Remember when you recommended Alien to me? That movie was awesome
I want to finger bang one of those parasites

My break's over i have to go now.. bye

If you were here i wouldn't mind giving you the sandwich

silly you can't be a dog haha

i love my Heavy

please drink some hot coco :( bye now

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you don't* care.. sorry..

The next starwars... I don't know anybody excited to see that. That is weird. You California people are weird. Lol
Definitely such a thing. I can certainly agree i'm wasting some potential with being as lazy as i am, but to imply everybody believes in me, even if we limit that to just people who know me personally, is just false.
Lol, you want no family? Brutal, why? I can almost relate, i quietly wanted to excommunicate my now ex's family, not that i could.
That's a nice song. I like it. Feels nostalgic, though i can't place what it's reminding me of.
Well food's a given. I don't even like food, and i know food's a given.
Don't feed the murderous weirdos.

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that doesn't stop you from trying to kill me
have a nice day

Follow your dreams! Become a nerd!
I don't. And I don't care what people think. I'm not talking to you on discord because why the fuck would I talk with a gross psychopath
I'm gonna tell my damn therapist about you
Hey! It's not me! My brother's the weird one!
Reguardless, you should believe in yourself!
Yeah. My mother's a bitch, I have no relationship with my dad, my brother beats me sometime...my cousins are okay i guess. Oh god I dont get on with her family too well it's just awkward. But at least it's not Bad, y'know? just awkward.
Me too. And this one!!! youtube.com/watch?v=X7cNFV-OdNQ&list=PLwS6OBQkSychn3ZsnbjCUNhQm_nw1KfZy&index=19
Yeah but like primo food
maybe steak or smthing
Fair point.

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I would if I had some.
Have a good one

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>222
damn

Woah, do you mean to imply you're not weird?
I'll work on it i guess.
Like beats beats, or just that mild abuse that siblings do to each other?
Yeah, i can certainly relate to that. Awkward was the overwhelming tone for all interactions with someone i'm dating's family. I think i've had only one potential in-law that i actually liked. I feel bad for the little bastard now. His family suuuuuuuucks.
Now that i'm thinking about it, i watched that anime a long while back. Maybe i'm being nostalgic to that exact song. Hrm.
Yeah, i get it. I'm probably the only idiot who'd order a pizza for their wedding day. Lol. I feel like paying for that high quality crap is a given though. Maybe that's just me?

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Of course! I'm perfectly normal!
Good! Glad to hear it!
Eh, somewhere in the middle. He hasn't in a while at least.
God right? I never get along with potential inlaws. Even when I was dating Chara, I flaked on meeting her grandma when I was in Vienna cause /shrug
Ayyy. That anime is amazing. Cute female lead too.
Naw, my aunt had pizza at her wedding iirc. It's tricky cause my brother, a 25 year old, eats pizza and chicken tenders exclusively.

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Uh huh. Whatever you say chief.
Well i guess it's good that he's stopped. That's strange to me to actually fight a sibling of the opposite gender like that though. Girls hitting girls and boys hitting boys, at least after the age of like, 14 at most, is normal, but boys hitting their sister when they're old enough that the strength difference is totally insurmountable, seems just sadistic.
Lol, yeah. I need to find me a nice orphan girl.
I feel you may be slightly biased in that opinion. Just slightly.
>mid 20s, eats only garbage
Please don't call me your brother. That's weird.

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UwU
I don't think for a moment he's actually stopped. I just avoid him, so the chance hasn't really come up lately. He's a piece of shit and I hate him so fucking much.
So yeah! Not coming to my ideal fantasy wedding.
That'd be sweet~
Nuh uh! She is smart and cute and amazing and I want to marry her!
I mean
hey
I'm 23 and I only eat garbage, but at least I eat more than 2 specific kinds of garbage.
[spoilersdon'tworkon/b/]why not onii-san?[/spoiler]

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