I need your help b/ros

>I need your help b/ros
Date with a 9/10 this Friday night
>she wants to smoke pot for the first time
How I can transform this in to us fuckin ?

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You know the drill: TGFO

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So you want recommendations on how to successfully date-rape someone?

I want tips to get laid

Do you smoke OP? If you cant roll but have weed,go to a smoke shop and ask for some cones. Pack a joint with the weed. Start by putting it in the cone and using a pen or something to pack it tight but not too tight. Get less tight towards the tip. Then smoke up with her. Listen to some good music or watch some Netflix stoned and just hang out and fuck. Good luck nigga

If she’s down to come through and smoke, she’s basically asking to get dicked down. Be wary of smoking her up for her first time tho, she might get too blitzed making her paranoid or some shit. Gl tho

10/10 solid advice

This. Dont get too high. She might be a pussy and your tolerance might be shit so go easy. Smoke half the j first

I smoke etc...
I just don't know how to get laid, every time that I fucked was a pre concented agreement

She is buff so Idk

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Yea throw that pre conceted agreement in the fucking trash my nikka. In 2016 i met this big titter slut on tinder,not even 24 hours later and my dick was in her mouth in the back seat of my car at 5am with music blasting and we were sober. You think i planned that? No. I got out of a 4 year relationshit and needed some hoe. After she blew me,i saw her 15 hours later,smoked a blunt and fucked her raw. Swalloed my nut and everything. Fucked her a couple more times and then i ghosted her. Dont be nervous. If you can chill in your room,great but if u cant chill in your car. It will come more natural if youre chilling in ur room

Asked her if shes smoked before. Take it slow. Trust me. U dont wanna cuck yourself by either of you getting too high. Also post more of her

this
mood, lighting and music, are the keys, dont get blazed to a point where you're babbling like a retard, just enough to break the ice and start convos easily, and do not let that shit political or emotional, pity sex is regretful sex

She never smoked before, I will teach her how to inhale etc

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Dude. Lets see this fucking ass. More!! Remember when you inhale to turn the joint so it burns evenly. Also remember that holding it in longer doesnt rly do anything.

This is exactly. If shes a feminist,literally fuck her and ditch her. Make her laugh and then youll get dat PUH

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Shes hot af my dude. I agree with the other posters that you shouldn't get too blitzed. You should tell her that you're going to take one hit then talk about stuff for 5 minutes to see how you feel. When you talk you should ask her about her dreams and listen to her. When she asks you about you tell her you dream of having a girlfriend and bam she'll suck your dick.

she's fine af post everything you have

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Don’t listen to this faggot. Smoke half the joint and see how you feel. Dont talk about feelings neither. Thats the last shit that shoukd be on your mind. Sex shouldn’t be your priority,that will come later if you’re not a dindu and play your cards right. Be confident,be calm and have fun. Post more ass

I would cum in her pussy repeatedly

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Chick like that, date with guy like you who doesn't understand women and asks Sup Forums for advice, never smoked weed before....

Ok OP. Just smoke meth with her, that shit makes you super horny.

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Smoke and after about an hour, ask her to scratch your ding dong for you. The rest will follow amigo.

Fuck off nigger. You have nothing to contribute and your weight is showing. At least OP is actually trying unlike your faggoty ass. Kill your fucking self

Man I'm so pathetic that is actually true

Thats why i said dont talk about feelings. I was semi pathetic when i fucked that tinder bitch but it made me realize that most women are nothing more than a meatsack to warm your dick up. Im gonna be honest OP,from what you posted,the chicks body looks ok but you’re probably never gonna date her so get it outta your head. Focus on having fun and getting laid. If she didnt give u any signals then only chill with her if shes down for some dick. Dont be a friend

Gonna post the text sorry but I'm translating now so I gotta wait for the next

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you dont know where to get the weed....so you ask the girl your trying to fuck? HOLY SHIT this guys a genius.

She lives near a where they sell

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Where do u live

Brazil

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Lets see more of her brazilian ass OP. dont be a fag

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Nigga just post her face. U got any nudes?

Unfortunately no

Lmao yea you’re not getting any pussy. No hope.

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Eu conheço ela.

But I will get high and that's what it matter

Só uma pessoa da minha cidade sabe que eu frequento o 4 chan então é nois

Sup Forums é pros fortes, boa sorte amigo.

U guys recommend some booze?
I don't drink