School front shot

>school front shot
>bell rings
>all students immediately explode out the door

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>THE BELL IS FOR TEACHERS NOT STUDENTS NOW SIT BACK DOWN

>in line for school lunch
>lunch lady plops what looks like pig slop onto some kids tray

>nerdy kid gets trapped inside his own locker

>character goes into phone booth
>finds number in phone book
>rips the entire page out

>hot girl actually talks to the nerdy kid in the school

>teacher yells about homework as the kids rush out of the room

Well to be fair, I was always one of those kids who pre-packed all my shit just before the bell and as soon as the bell starts I was already on my feet storming out like someone called in a bomb threat

>bell rings
>teacher in hallway gets trampled by the mop of students

...

In what kind of shitty school does the teacher allow the bell to control the student's movements? The teacher is going to finish up regardless of the bell and you're already late if the period bell rings and you're not in class.

My high school didn't even have bells since they really don't serve a purpose since clocks and watches are a thing.

>School shooting scene
>Everyone hides under the tables

>watch American movie
>schools have alarms like bomb warning every hour
>finally understand why American kids kill their school with gun

>students have to read their home made poems to the rest of the class

At my old school the teachers were usually done 5 minutes prior to the bell anyway, and usually let us leave early

>School is divided into cliques like jocks, cheerleaders, preppies, goths, nerds etc with a strict hierarchy

Are american schools actually like this?

>>My high school didn't even have bells since they really don't serve a purpose since clocks and watches are a thing.
American schools have the alarm because is part of CIA training of public for the police state.

mine was.

all the hot/cool girls played sports though

>brit school
>characters don't pray to allah

I went to a private all boys school so I have no clue

YES becaus american is preparing for future communist state to put people in jobs where they are best but don't want it.

it all starts in school so open your' eyes!

not really

when I went to highschool there were only 3 cliques: cool people, skivs, and weirdos.

>went to a private all boys school
How many cocks did you suck and what is your husband's name?

>private all boys school

never understood this

what's the point? so you can have touch-each-others-peepees class?

>skivs
what is a skit

>having final exam in american college
>dead quiet total silence
>suddenly someone sneezes
>entire class abandons order and discipline and yells BLESS YOU in unison

americlaps are fucking obsessed with sneezes

>"cool" kids smoking weed under bleachers

Were there any gay dudes that all the straight dudes fucked?

I guess the reasoning is that you don't get distracted by girls and so study harder. Of course the downside was it made me autistic around them as I spent my entire formulative years interacting with almost no girls other than my sister and female teachers. It wasn't all bad of course, you make some great mates and if you're into sports it's amazing because there's a lot more comraderie and every student there plays something.

It's a term that was used where I grew up to describe weirdos who have no life. They usually do things to try and look cool, like smoke cigarettes or fight other weirdos, but they're still weird and nobody hanged out with them besides other skivs. They'd almost NEVER go to class and they're only a step up from full blown retards.

>school front shot
>bell rings
>students get hit with hail of gunfire

GOD BLESS AMERICA

STOP MAKING JOKES ABOUT OUR TRADITIONS STUPID EUROPOOR

>Were there any gay dudes that all the straight dudes fucked?

Nah. I think there was maybe one gay guy at the school but he only came out when he graduated. Gays aren't picked on per se in the system but there's a sort of expectation that they won't act openly gay since odds are they've seen a lot of guys' dicks and said guys would get mad if they felt they were being checked out my another dude.

It wasn't that bad. We played this game called Soggy Sao were you all cum on a biscuit and whoever cums last has to eat it. You make mates for life that way.

>bong in bong school
>doing final exam
>your state sanctioned safe charcoal writing piece breaks
>raise hand to ask for help
>police jumps to stop your highly aggressive gesture
>banned from exams forever
>back in your state sanctioned safety mud hut under the Big Achmed
>Mohammed the slavemaster comes knocking
>whips you for not paying your slave Allah tax
>cry yourself to sleep

Hey we called that Soggy Biscuit at ours.

Is it standard for schools in America to have a bell ring when class ends, or is it mainly a movie thing?

Nice bait euro pig

yeah SAO is just the preferred brand

>european school
>bells replaced by the muezzin call to prayer

Which country do you live in user?

>le 60% white faec xD

Australia

That's what the school get's you to do. When I went to highschool we had drills about once or twice a year where you are meant to go under your desks. It never made sense to me, a school shooter can still see you under the desk.

No shit same here. Which high school did you go to?

>be britbong student
>go to science fair with my model volcano
>every other student has some sort of explosive divece as their project
>get heckled out of the fair for having white skin
>go home and cry to me mum while she feeds me baked beans

ITT: two anons from down under learn they've eaten each other's semen

I went to school in Queensland, for starters.

It's standard in my country.

better call you're mom to the chat too then

Which clique were you


>autistic nerd
>cool nerd
>theater kid
>band kid
>emo/punks
>christian kid
>burnout/slacker
>hipster
>skater
>jock
>metalhead
>preps
>hick

>be American
>go to a diner for breakfast
>pay $20 tip for $30 meal
>get shot by waiter because i didn't tip 80% minimum
>stumble outside and call 911, they say they'll send over the proper authorities right over
>tip the 911 operator
>police arrive and i groan with relief
>they shoot me a couple times because they took the groan as hostile behavior
>tip the cops as they handcuff me and put me in the ambulance
>arrive at the hospital
>tip the ambulance guys as they hand me a $10,000 bill for the ride
>get wheeled into OR to treat my wounds
>tip the doctors and nurses as they do the final stitching
>get billed $500,000 after being discharged, tip the receptionist
>get home
>finally able to relax after the whole ordeal
>or so i thought, the mortgage guys are over to get the next installment for my flimsy wooden house
>tip the bankers as they leave
>get a call from my boss, says im fired for missing work today
>tip the boss for his trouble
>later in the evening i shart myself because i wasn't able to get to the bathroom on time due to the wounds
>tip walmart

My school didnt have cliques because it wasnt degenerate

What are `preps`

>tfw the christian kid
>tfw everyone was the christian kid

That's still better than just standing around.
The best thing in my opinion would be to topple the tables over and use them as cover.

So a lot of guys fucked the resident booty hole and didnt want him acting openly gay lest their secret be revealed?

>Be Queenslander
>Wake up and see drunk teenager on schoolies fall off of his apartment balcony
>Make a quick trip to Wet and Wild while eating breakfast
>Offer a quick prayer to my Pauline Hanson shrine before leaving for work
>Drive 200 kms to office
>Have to steer around line of job applicants stretching through the carpark
>Floods wash me away before I can enter the building
>God bless this great state

Yeah same. For the most part the smart kids at my school were also athletes and everyone was generally friends with everyone else


We graduated about 100 students though

>burnout/slacker

But I mingled with the nerds and punks

I was none of those. I was the kid that just went unnoticed.

Annoyingly nice normies who try to be everybody's friend.

Sounds shit Tbh

>SCHOOOOOOOOOLS OUT FOR SUMMAH

Did you carry a katana around?

their parents have a lot of money

Burnout/slacker, theatre kid, and autistic nerd all at once.

>school shooting scene
>interpretive Maori war dance saves the day

Kids that wore North Face and Patagonia. Puca shell necklaces, Clarks wallabees, etc.

>school shooting scene
>shooter is portrayed as the bad guy instead of the bullies who drove him to it

in America is called Cracker Jack

No, the best thing to do is everyone rush the shooter at once. My teacher actually said that and it makes sense. Everyone will need a huge set of balls though.

band kid. My friends and I all lived in the band hall basically

>hot, popular girl talks to student once
>idiot student believes it's some notion of interest and clings onto it for a little too long
>hot, popular girl continues hanging with the other hot, popular people, forgets about entire exchange
H-hate these scenes

people who prep the bull

>that all the straight dudes fucked?
>straight

aka autistic nerd

>not blowing off steam by gangbanging the girliest guy in your group

It's just a stress thing

>cliques sorted neatly into categories

I dunno man, punk? I was pretty good at handball which was really popular where I live tho, so I'm not sure. We all kind of got along because not everyone's an asshole.

That's why we can't have nice things.

Unfortunately, yeah. I was in the school shooters group. By the time I was in high school, everyone seemed to belong to our clique though.

>it's a hot girl and her friends kidnap and rape an awkward freshman boy to haze him episode

>Lunch lady is ugly and has a mole or something

it's your turn soon too, faggot

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>School shooting scene
>Cafeteria worker tackles the shooter while four gay guys distract him with dancing

kek forgot about that shit

>He doesn't fuck the weaker guys to assert dominance
What are buddy? Gay?

Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman had a great moment about that.
"Some jerk tore out the page I want from the phone book."
"That's terrible Lois."
>Lois grabs the phonebook from the next booth and tears out the page.
"Lets go!"

Phone books were a diamond dozen back in those days. They could be replaced without any effort at all.

>no one listens

>swim team
>theatre
>fucking great at math
>played a little football
>played a little on the drum line
>mixed racial high school, mostly black and Hispanic (southwest Houston)
>still got prom king

I have transcended

This. We had an assembly once and our principal specifically told us the only reason she kept the bells was because we were expected to be able to respond to alarms.

>tfw there was a teacher that wanted my dick in highschool but I was too much of a pussy to slay her

>implying
A person being bullied doesn't justify a shooter taking it out on the other innocent students.

Yet you're on Sup Forums.

Really activates my almonds.

best option but will literally never happen in any reality

What is a "phone book?" you mean like a kindle?

Is there any good movies about school shooting?

Not everyone here is a fucking loser like you

>drugs

I mean, I guess burnout/slacker, but my first two years I played baseball and then my parents split so I started doing every drug available, and all my friends were teenybopper methheads at that point. We sort of fit in with everybody because a lot of people liked doing drugs, and we all had friends of friends who had their fingers in something.