>coomer
>cumbrain
>porn bad
Coomer
William Scott
Ryan Garcia
>>coomer
>>cumbrain
>>porn bad
Elijah Foster
>thinks nofap will make them attractive despite the fact they are misogynistic creeps.
Parker Myers
this has no scientific backing. It's healthy to cum, it promotes prostate health
Ayden Green
Shut up jew
Jordan Ross
Shut up amerifat.
Levi Collins
Shut up Jew.
Christian Scott
We more hate coomers because so many threads here are pointless as it exists in other boards here so coomers j flood Sup Forums with porn and almost threads that aren’t porn just 404 immediately
Logan Roberts
Shut up jew
Ethan Torres
Shut up Jew.
Kayden Baker
Yeah but porn addiction isn’t healthy you fucking twat. If you watch porn and fap more than once a day you are a spastic.
Connor Murphy
>Be OP
>Lonely fuck and the only thing making him feel good is to ejaculate like a feminine soyboy with his own hands as he watches other men have sex with girls he can never have a chance with
>Despite being a failure for so many years with no accomplishments he still has a little dignity left and feels bad when he enters a porn board.
>"I am not a degenerate coomer, no way, I dont browse porn websites, that is for losers" he thinks to himself
>Instead goes to Sup Forums and starts scrolling up and down with his fat, weak, greasy fingers. He knows he is here to satisfy his sexual desires but he doesn't want to admit it. "This is a board for random content" and his sense of guilt goes away
>Forces his poor body to ejaculate for god knows how many times just that day. As he gets done stroking his weak penis, post-porn clarity kicks in and the guilt comes back
>Anger builds up more and more
>Few hours go by. Opens Sup Forums again, repeat. "It is good for my prostate, its basically equivalent to working out for me haha"
>Hears people are trying to get porn banned from Sup Forums. Does that mean he will no longer have to lie to himself that he is not a degenerate? No way, he is already too close to the point of suicide . THIS CANNOT HAPPEN. HIS ADDICTION TO PRNOGRAPHY NEEDS TO REMAIN SUBTLE
Yea I know this hits too close to home you poor poor motherfucker. Face it, you are fuuuuuuckeddddd lol its never gonna get any better for you COOMER
Oliver King
the problem is how jerking off excessively alienates and isolates you more and how it's a weak-willed practice
Xavier Phillips
Rello heddit
Christopher Martinez
OH FUCK OH SHITTTT I'M I'M COOOOOMMGIIGGJNGNGNGGNGNGN FUYCKCKCKKK FUCK FUCK FUCK AHHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHA HAH IT FEELS SO GOOOD AHHHHhhhhhhhhhh
shit
Evan Howard
>We more hate coomers because so many threads here are pointless as it exists in other boards here so coomers j flood Sup Forums with porn and almost threads that aren’t porn just 404 immediately
Chase Hill
Coomers I want you to understand why we hate you.
We dont hate you because what you post is "NSFW". Remember where the fuck you are, we are each about 1 click away from watching women with 12 inch cocks fucking each other. And at one point this site even had guro and loli boards. Oh my god you posted a pussy! This totally shocks my unenlightened puritan mind.
No, we hate you because you are the new furfags. You see, the problem with furfags, wasnt that they jerked off to furry shit, it was that they were so fucking obnoxious about it. Everything had to be made furry. Every forum avatar had to be a fursona. They had to constantly broadcast the fact that they were furfags to everyone, and when this was met with derision, they doubled down on their effort. They labeled the rational reaction to their faggotry "fursecution" and actively set out to be the biggest faggots they could possibly be to combat it.
Coomers are exactly the same. I have yet to see a single board on this site that doesnt regularly have off topic derails about ass or tits. Always with animebikini.jpg and ranting about how hot she is. It doesnt matter how off topic it is, coomers cant help but broadcast the fact that they are coomers.
What does the chest size of some instagram thot have to do with this thread? I mean, really what does it add to the conversation about the randomness? Jack shit. All it does is send out a big loud signal to everyone in the thread that LOOK AT ME! I AM SO HORNY! YOU SHOULD POST PORN!
TL;DR Coomers are just the same as furfags only their "fursecution" is called "SFW".
Prove. Me. Wrong.
Cooper Allen
>>Be OP
>>Lonely fuck and the only thing making him feel good is to ejaculate like a feminine soyboy with his own hands as he watches other men have sex with girls he can never have a chance with
>>Despite being a failure for so many years with no accomplishments he still has a little dignity left and feels bad when he enters a porn board.
>>"I am not a degenerate coomer, no way, I dont browse porn websites, that is for losers" he thinks to himself
>>Instead goes to Sup Forums and starts scrolling up and down with his fat, weak, greasy fingers. He knows he is here to satisfy his sexual desires but he doesn't want to admit it. "This is a board for random content" and his sense of guilt goes away
>>Forces his poor body to ejaculate for god knows how many times just that day. As he gets done stroking his weak penis, post-porn clarity kicks in and the guilt comes back
>>Anger builds up more and more
>>Few hours go by. Opens Sup Forums again, repeat. "It is good for my prostate, its basically equivalent to working out for me haha"
>>Hears people are trying to get porn banned from Sup Forums. Does that mean he will no longer have to lie to himself that he is not a degenerate? No way, he is already too close to the point of suicide . THIS CANNOT HAPPEN. HIS ADDICTION TO PRNOGRAPHY NEEDS TO REMAIN SUBTLE
>Yea I know this hits too close to home you poor poor motherfucker. Face it, you are fuuuuuuckeddddd lol its never gonna get any better for you COOMER
Nice rheddit spacing
Nathaniel Gonzalez
>>>Be OP
>>>Lonely fuck and the only thing making him feel good is to ejaculate like a feminine soyboy with his own hands as he watches other men have sex with girls he can never have a chance with
>>>Despite being a failure for so many years with no accomplishments he still has a little dignity left and feels bad when he enters a porn board.
>>>"I am not a degenerate coomer, no way, I dont browse porn websites, that is for losers" he thinks to himself
>>>Instead goes to Sup Forums and starts scrolling up and down with his fat, weak, greasy fingers. He knows he is here to satisfy his sexual desires but he doesn't want to admit it. "This is a board for random content" and his sense of guilt goes away
>>>Forces his poor body to ejaculate for god knows how many times just that day. As he gets done stroking his weak penis, post-porn clarity kicks in and the guilt comes back
>>>Anger builds up more and more
>>>Few hours go by. Opens Sup Forums again, repeat. "It is good for my prostate, its basically equivalent to working out for me haha"
>>>Hears people are trying to get porn banned from Sup Forums. Does that mean he will no longer have to lie to himself that he is not a degenerate? No way, he is already too close to the point of suicide . THIS CANNOT HAPPEN. HIS ADDICTION TO PRNOGRAPHY NEEDS TO REMAIN SUBTLE
>>>Yea I know this hits too close to home you poor poor motherfucker. Face it, you are fuuuuuuckeddddd lol its never gonna get any better for you COOMER
>Nice rheddit spacing
Cooper Barnes
>Coomers I want you to understand why we hate you.
>We dont hate you because what you post is "NSFW". Remember where the fuck you are, we are each about 1 click away from watching women with 12 inch cocks fucking each other. And at one point this site even had guro and loli boards. Oh my god you posted a pussy! This totally shocks my unenlightened puritan mind.
>No, we hate you because you are the new furfags. You see, the problem with furfags, wasnt that they jerked off to furry shit, it was that they were so fucking obnoxious about it. Everything had to be made furry. Every forum avatar had to be a fursona. They had to constantly broadcast the fact that they were furfags to everyone, and when this was met with derision, they doubled down on their effort. They labeled the rational reaction to their faggotry "fursecution" and actively set out to be the biggest faggots they could possibly be to combat it.
>Coomers are exactly the same. I have yet to see a single board on this site that doesnt regularly have off topic derails about ass or tits. Always with animebikini.jpg and ranting about how hot she is. It doesnt matter how off topic it is, coomers cant help but broadcast the fact that they are coomers.
What does the chest size of some instagram thot have to do with this thread? I mean, really what does it add to the conversation about the randomness? Jack shit. All it does is send out a big loud signal to everyone in the thread that LOOK AT ME! I AM SO HORNY! YOU SHOULD POST PORN!
>TL;DR Coomers are just the same as furfags only their "fursecution" is called "SFW".
Prove. Me. Wrong.
Juan Flores
Nice mad you got there
Jose Morales
That wojak is pretty nice.
Xavier Lewis
>NNOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST POST PORN ON A BOARD FOR ANYTHING THIS IS MY SEKRET REDD1T ME-ME CLUB STOOOOOOOOOOOOP IIIIIIIIITTTT
>MODS MMMOOOOOOOOOOODSSS HELP BAN PORN FROM MY SAFE SPAAAAAACE JANNIES SAVE ME FROM THE ICKY NAKED PEOPLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Carter Rivera
>>NNOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST POST PORN ON A BOARD FOR ANYTHING THIS IS MY SEKRET REDD1T ME-ME CLUB STOOOOOOOOOOOOP IIIIIIIIITTTT
>>MODS MMMOOOOOOOOOOODSSS HELP BAN PORN FROM MY SAFE SPAAAAAACE JANNIES SAVE ME FROM THE ICKY NAKED PEOPLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Landon Bailey
>NOOOOOOOOOO.png
Wyatt Myers
Did u cum yet? Come on buddy just one more time, i know u want to. Open another tab right now and look at women's genitals. It will feel very good in ur willy areas doesn't it? Go go stroke that shit comon nigga you know you want to , NEED TO, cum. Go release that very little adrenalin u have left comon nigga u need to CUUUUUUUMMMM to feel good . I heard there's a nice gf thread going on rn. Think of all the young fresh feminine bodies you can imagine urself with. You are tempted little nigga aren't you?
It's cum time baby go do it yallah
Joshua Walker
>Did u cum yet? Come on buddy just one more time, i know u want to. Open another tab right now and look at women's genitals. It will feel very good in ur willy areas doesn't it? Go go stroke that shit comon nigga you know you want to , NEED TO, cum. Go release that very little adrenalin u have left comon nigga u need to CUUUUUUUMMMM to feel good . I heard there's a nice gf thread going on rn. Think of all the young fresh feminine bodies you can imagine urself with. You are tempted little nigga aren't you?
>It's cum time baby go do it yallah
Anthony Brown
Coomers I want you to understand why we hate you.
We dont hate you because what you post is "NSFW". Remember where the fuck you are, we are each about 1 click away from watching women with 12 inch cocks fucking each other. And at one point this site even had guro and loli boards. Oh my god you posted a pussy! This totally shocks my unenlightened puritan mind.
No, we hate you because you are the new furfags. You see, the problem with furfags, wasnt that they jerked off to furry shit, it was that they were so fucking obnoxious about it. Everything had to be made furry. Every forum avatar had to be a fursona. They had to constantly broadcast the fact that they were furfags to everyone, and when this was met with derision, they doubled down on their effort. They labeled the rational reaction to their faggotry "fursecution" and actively set out to be the biggest faggots they could possibly be to combat it.
Coomers are exactly the same. I have yet to see a single board on this site that doesnt regularly have off topic derails about ass or tits. Always with animebikini.jpg and ranting about how hot she is. It doesnt matter how off topic it is, coomers cant help but broadcast the fact that they are coomers.
What does the chest size of some instagram thot have to do with this thread? I mean, really what does it add to the conversation about the randomness? Jack shit. All it does is send out a big loud signal to everyone in the thread that LOOK AT ME! I AM SO HORNY! YOU SHOULD POST PORN!
TL;DR Coomers are just the same as furfags only their "fursecution" is called "SFW".
Prove. Me. Wrong.
Caleb Brooks
Fuck that sucks too, there is literally boards for porn. Is it not enough for coomers?
Logan Foster
Bump