How many penises have you had in your mouth ?

how many penises have you had in your mouth ?

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15-20.

Just one

2. i didnt want them, but they were kids my age at a sleep over and and i did it to them too. we were 5 or 6th grade.
shit happens.

Wheres this from?

sauce?

5 or 6

none of us ever finished. but i do still wonder what it would be like to hold a cock while i made it cum.. other than my own obviously.

4 including my own

3

None in my mouth but i’ve jacked off my friend a few times

honestly Sup Forums made me curious so first I got a few bjs from a dude off craigslist, then I sucked one of my gay friends' dicks then I met up with a couple guys from CL and Grindr and sucked them off. I don't find guys attractive at all, but sucking cock turns me on, I usually like to watch straight bj porn while I do it.

3 just with different friends we were all pre teen

0

took one in my ass but ended up busting my nut super quick.

Literally lost count. My early 20's are a blur.

Just one

only my own

Not as many as your president has had in his.

agreed

as a kid with age appropriate peers? three? didnt go anywhere with those.

as an adult trying to perform sexytime acts? made two male penises spurt. made a girl with a penis orgasm, but too many hormones to ejaculate anything.

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Do you hate homosexuality now leftist?

Would your brethren et al. be accepting of you using it as an implied insult?

A few I perform circumcision

2, all fun in games till your neck cramps

Maybe 10?

A bunch of randos, probably a couple dozen. But I had one guy I sucked regularly for awhile and that was fun and hot.

oooh! somebody's twiggered!

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female here. i'd like to know how much cum i've swallowed.

been sucking dick for 13 years. i'm going to average it out to 3 times a month. so that's 468 bjs. for the most part i swallow almost every time. the rare time they fun on my face or tits or stop the bj and want to fuck me. so we'll drop that to 95% so now we're at 444 bjs. at 5ml that's 2.22 litres

Not even a gallon. I am disappoint!

>female
yeah sure tranny
go drink your hiv cum on another board
fucking weeeeird

And how many different guys would that be?

youtu.be/jyXQqKUm5kU lost

two dicks have been in mouth and one was my own
>straight male btw

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The rock group 10cc said they took their name from the average amount of ejaculate of the human male.
By their reckoning, you'd be up to 4.4 litres.

Just over a gallon. I am no longer dissapoint!

The Shoah must go on!

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lost count maybe above below 20 idk

AMA if you want to also

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600

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At once?

Somewhere between 20-30 so far

58, some multiple times ;)

I'm 29 now, occasional cocksucking sissy bitch, started when I was 18

Human or other?
Cooked or raw?

7 including my own. Genuinely enjoy sucking dick but don't find men attractive at all. Everytime I've done it is was dark room so I don't have to see a gross guy and just focus on enjoying the dick. Wish I had a passable shemale gf(bf) and could take turns on each other then I could fuck her(his) ass.

I've been unable to parse these statements.
>3 times a month
A proper slut would do much better than that. Remember how O.J. Simpson's ex-wife used to say 'good morning' to her neighbors in Brentwood?
>the rare time they … want to fuck me.
In my experience, it's been far more rare that a bj could be sufficient.

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Like... Ever? Or at once?

2 but i want more

Just like Janet from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

At this point I'd be cool with a chill guy who would just let me do my thing and not be obnoxious about it. None of that "choke on that dick" or hearing his moans. I have sucked off a guy who was silent the entire time even when he was cumming, aside from a few quick breaths. He had a nice cock but his cum always tastes gross as fuck so I stopped seeing him.

Not nearly enough

If only he had added celery to his diet, you could be seeing him still to this day. Such a shame.

Sucked 30 dicks in 10 years. Started at 25, while married. Now divorced but in a relationship. The only reason I'm not sucking dick is because I'm having dental issues that make me hesitant to put a dick in there.

I legit, NGL, miss sucking dick. I consider myself an average joe straight guy, but I moan with a dick in my mouth. Its kinky. Gay sex is fucking hotm

2. I had a gf back then, she knew about the first one but didn't tell her about the second one.
Made both cum in my mouth and swallowed like a bitch

At one time or?

People ITT seem to know about dicks, lemme ask:
If I get a blowjob while I have to pee, would I last longer before cumming?

There are fifty shades of gay, son, and you're one of 'em.

yep and im a cd so it fits

7.
6 of them 1 time each and one of them sucked him off 8 times

It is, and there is no way to contact him anymore since craigslist is gone and the Craigslist discreet emailing system expired long ago. He moved from where he used to live as well.

i've seen this so many times and i still don't know who that is. sauce please?

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no more than 15
and around 5 in my ass

Over 50

Nope, you might aswell end up peeing all over your bed. Have tried.

25, give or take

Pocahontas Jones. Get ready to beat your dicks nonstop..

Just one - my own

3 including mine. Used to suck myself off fairly frequently as a teen, then there was one random guy in college I fooled around with once. Then a guy I hooked up with about twice a week for a few months. The last guy was also the first to give it to me up the ass. I wish he hadn't had to move, he knew how to really make me feel like a bitch.

I love how so many anons here would have us believe they can suck their own cocks.

that's the penis I suck regularly now

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I met so many guys off CL and Yahoo when I was underage until now in my 20s. I have a main guy that I sucked for years and he loved to fuck my throat

I did it onstage at rocky horror one year

Just one fat cock.
I was 16.

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only two, maybe three?

One. Always open to a sexy trap.

Oh, I forgot my own. Two.

Including mine? 0.

>Pocahontas Jones.
not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed.

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Please be honest: was having a cock in your ass as great as porn makes it look?

This

One tiny Asian tranny cock
One decent asian CD cock
One chubby mex cock
A married gay couple, I sucked them both.
Dressed as a cd only a couple big white cocks.

one cock in my mouth.
older dude from craigslist. sucked him off and cheated on my gf at the time. He also sucked me off and we cummed on each others faces

no regrets.

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tits or never happened

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yahoo??? was there a personals section??

have you considered trying trap porn

But you said you came especially fast.

just mine

just my own

not that user, my boy, but I bet masturbating while having your prostate stimulated sure would provoke magical pleasure

I'm a mostly-straight hypersexual. I lost track of the number. And no, I'm not a player. I'm just broken.

forgot gif

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Dozens. I was the local cocksucker at my high school. Gave so many "straight" guys blowjobs.

>Plenty of teen vids. And not only.

thecutiness.ru

>but I bet masturbating while having your prostate stimulated sure would provoke magical pleasure
Can confirm. Don't know if it's better than fucking because I've only ever been fucked, but it does feel amazing with a good top.

None but it's open waiting for something to go in it. Like a penis.

I'm a completely straight white man with a wife.

Only my own and a few dildos.