>great accents
>beautiful and exciting architecture
>left-hand traffic
>imperial metric system
>Prime Minister's office is a terraced house and the press confereneces take place on street, showing that their PM is in touch with people
>Parliament looks awesome and close placement of seats provides comfiness that results in superior banter
>uncucked itself via Brexit
>literally invented modern world
>won 2 WW's
GREAT Britain ladies and gentlemen.
Thanks Montenegro
Possesses nukes, absolutely will use them to kill many, many people.
good job, dad
cheers m'dears
>Transitioned into a democracy without having to behead women and children
There is literally nothing wrong with beheadings.
Well...argies.
hoping to move there soon. plus they have a second iron lady instead of /just/in trudeau
british women are very ugly add that too
>inb4 muh islamic country
morocco isnt an islamic counter , google berbers , we are white
Their flag is also one of the, if not THE, greatest designs for a flag EVER. My only complaint is that they are PROTESTANT BASTARDS
o-okay
>montnegro
>negro
literally cucks
Monty knows
fucking montenigger, britbong land is shit
t. britbong on vacation in monteniggerland
>white
I agree about the flag. the american flag is pretty shit desu. also
>complaining about protestants
they're not muslims so I couldn't care less.
>There is literally nothing wrong with beheadings.
>checks flag
>mfw
thanks, you rare flag bastard
beauty is in the eye of the beholder user, and being a moor, you probably only have one
what did I ever do to you
>muh berbers
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You should add common law the nigger in mountain.
This is the main reason why an unimportant tiny island has ruled the world and still one of most influential country in the world.
Today majority of world is much more undemocratic than the GB in 1688.
>beauty is in the eye of the beholder user, and being a moor, you probably only have one
Dunno if retarded or just a troll.
>we are white
Take that back shitlord. Africans are black. Pic related.
>firearm ownership
>Right on red signal
GB BTFO
maybe you guys should just leave Earth and not just the EU
Why do you go on vacation to an Islamic country?
our fatal flaw are our women
You read our firearm laws? They are less restrictive than Portugal and France and Northern Ireland's are less restrictive than most of the USA.
You can get guns here lad, we just don't care about them
memes aside, we have such a wide variety of girls. plenty of hot ones
Hey Montenegro!
how are things down there? i want to come for vacation! good idea or not?
this guy gets it.
i havent seen one movement here to make guns easier to buy, americans in particular seem to think we're all shackled by these gun restrictions, desperate to get one but in all truth no one here gives a fuck about guns, most people here dont have any land to fire them on anyway.
pretty sure i read somewhere we have the highest homicide rate in europe already, guns would make this country fucking chaotic
>Monteniggers think they know shit
holy shit why isn't this getting more replies
>w-why aren't we praising me?
Accept English superiority, Yank.
They don't have to anymore.
Aye, superiority at gettin' your ass kicked.
Iraq brings the heat!
>implying people want to go to Montenegro on holiday
>american flag is pretty shit
>flag is a fucking leaf
>vacation
i wouldn't go that far.
they don't because they jewed you and me out after ww2 and stopped us maintaing our empires (see suez crisis). we need to rebuild our armies and fuck 'em up, man.
not so fast there beans-on-toast worshiper
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GB didn't invent the modern world, the northern Italian city states did.
thats my kind of people, really familiar.
i think ill like it there!
>britain
>4.7% muslim
>just elected the most far right cabinet in 40 years
>america
>about to elect hillary
The time for europe to rise is now. america's over. If you like we'll integrate you into the empire in 20 years.
Do you genuinely believe this?
You're thinking of the Renaissance.
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Kakav si ti majmun?
Don't bully Montenegro
Montenegro is actually incredibly beautiful country
Some British women can be. The truth is, as much as I love this rainy, depressing little shit hole, we do need to inbreed a little less. Standing around any town centre in England I feel like every 10 minutes I'll see clones of a bunch of people I saw 10 minutes ago walk by.
I'm not saying we need immigration but fuck a French woman once in a while. Other Euros are decent to mix with and gets rid of some of that retard looking inbred Anglo shit we have going on here.
Feels good knowing that all the chavs aren't running around with pistols tbqh.
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Imagine if we were just handing them out to anyone that fancied one.
Pistorius style family member shootings would be a regular occurrence.
Council estates across the country would turn into Chicago.
Middle class estates would have walls and security guards.
The police would be armed and at least a paranoid as yank cops, so every encounter would become another potential shooting.
Much more comfy living in world where you can hope to live if you run,
this desu
not to mention i find english accents on women unattractive
i'll probs only ever marry a french or american. there was not a single girl in my year i remember being attracted to.
white girls with dirty blonde hair, a green jacket with a furry hood, tight blue jeans and adidas superstars
what? are you trying to turn me on?
I tracked back too far perhaps. But I think 15th and 16th century Italy is one of the biggest reasons we even have internet/electricity in the 21st century. That's when the ball started rolling. I'm not quite sure why GB of all other Western countries since that time period is the one responsible for the modern world. It's more a combination of Western Europe + America, but at it's origin it is Florence, Venice, Milan etc.
>in touch with the people
we invented penicillin, tanks, steam trains, cars, internet, and were the first nation to industrialise.
best writers on earth. we invented rock and punk too.
You don't live in a place like that? Are you poor?
That's me
Fuck sake
I share my palace with my fellow man
be different
>imperial metric system
t-tell me more pls
Great.
Kudos to GB.
Shall I give a list of what Germany invented? America? France? Scandinavia? Netherlands? Spain? Russia?
No because I'm a lazy faggot. But it's ludicrous to be this blinded by national pride to think GB invented the modern world.
I support pride in ones own country, And GB is top-tier country when it comes to contributions to the western world, but you gotta stay rational, they didn't invent it.
Mountain negroes > muslim negroes
>plebeians think that they have an opinion
I am being rational, and it is fact Britain was the first country to industrialise, faggot.
Also, we discovered DNA.
PS
If you don't realise penicillin and dna were the most important discoveries of the 20th century you're retarded.
The Anglosphere dominates every aspect of modern life. That isnt by accident.
Mate, arguing with yanks is pointless here. I hate to admit it, but the yanks do own the place since a majority of posters are from America. That, and they are all ignorant and stupid and they will beat you with their logic.
Thanks Netherlands, and I recognise your pivotal role in reforming trade and mercantile by establishing global trade routes and capitalism.
>Bacon
>Newton
>Boyle
>Watt
>Faraday
>Watson & Crick
>Turing
>Tim Berners-Lee
Modern scientific western culture.
Also, it's handguns that are banned, and semi auto centre fire rifles (we use straight pull). We can still pick up .50 cal AI sniper rifles. Long as they're bolt action.
If you don't realize the printing press and individualism was the most important discovery of the 15th century you're retarded.
Oh wait, that's a German and Italian invention that lead to the modern world. That's it guys, the Germans and Italians invented the modern world!
You can create your own narrative so easily it's a pointless argument. I hope you can see that.
I'm not denying we weren't the main event of the Renaissance, retard. I'm arguing we shaped most of the modern world in the industrial era
>You can create your own narrative so easily it's a pointless argument. I hope you can see that.
Sadly you can't
Kek'd myself
Newton was the turning point. Until him, the church ruled, after him, we get the modern world.
And anyway it's about overall contribution, the scientific and industrial revolution was ours. You are literally posting using a brit invention, html and the Web.
And has never actually used one. Pussies
>moderate
>about to elect hillary
why can't you just let me dream?
Shit, we'd have get your permission first anyway.
Not you personally, of course. The yank govt.
That's implied but not explicit.
The logic behind 'getting America's permission' is the worry - or fearful thought of many who think it - of America retaliating forcefully if we use our nukes.
While that may be true in some cases, it still doesn't stop us from nuking them if we so choose to.
>big brother speech laws
>half the population is socialist
>muslims get to do whatever they want with no consequence
>noguns
>allergic to freedom
>self-defense weapons are illegal despite muggings at a higher rate than the US
more like Great Shitstain
Partial uncuck.
Still some way to go.
I'm tempted to say we did more than most.
I don't get the image, a few dead brits with bunch of heroic af ones in the background?
>great accents
Stopped there
FUCKING TOOTHPASTE
Free trade deal with Montenegro when?
Kek
i think living in sand all the time must turn them this way
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>MAJOR
>SADIQ
>KHAN
There is nothing great about UK, don't fall for the memes.
*mayor
Hehe finally someone talking about our shithole