mfw I'm as tall as my non blood related 12 year old niece

> mfw I'm as tall as my non blood related 12 year old niece
> tfw she teased me when we cuddled that I'm such a shorty
> tfw I'm around 5'4"...

How do I get taller bros? I'm in my 20s and feel bad this 12 year old girl is literally my height. Everytime i see her she seems to get slightly taller too and can already lean her head against mine..

What do I do?

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Enjoy niece while it lasts.

Nothing, you can do literally nothing about it. It's all about your genes and sadly you will stay at that height. There might be surgery or something but otherwise you can do jackshit about it

the only answer that matters.

Nothing, you gimp.
Or rather, you cope with your lack of height and find a person who does not care.
Best of luck, considering how picky women are and that height is actually one of the things they actually consider besides penis and attractiveness.

my niece thinks my height is real cute and I'm a gymfag too so I try to compensate.

Eat cum. Cum will help you grow taller. Swallow your own cum and suck off as many men as possible in a day. Black men’s cum works the best.

Deal with it, manlet

Hey OP. It's a little known fact that you can in fact have your bones surgically stretched over time. Several Little people have undergone the process of stature lengthening or bone stretching. It is very painful and leaves scars where bolts are used for daily tightening.

If you are that desperate and have the money. The process is out there.

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Kill yourself, that is the only thing short fucks like you should do.

Don't cut yourself on all those edges there, little Jimmy

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Deal with it

I know the feeling. I realized my dick was the same size as this young boy's when I was fondling his ass at the park. It was so soul crushing, I almost didn't cum.

It's genetics

I have fucked teeth, and my hair is starting to fall out (late 20s). What are you gonna do.

Plus, I am a nigger.

I know a few runts that snaged hot gals, 2 for life. Well, over 30 years together.
Might be a fetish thang, nursing a cash daddy or something

You're telling me, I have feet for hands. I have 4 feet.

Bruh i swear i saw this plot in a doujin

its because most women put less value in physical appearance than guys do. they can appreciate it, sure. but a girl's more likely to be worried over her own neurotic appearance problems. being short is harder than being ugly, but its far from impossible to find women that will love even you dwarf ass motherfuckers.

No here going to question why a 12 year old gurl was cuddling and resting her head in her non-related uncle so technically he's just some random. guy?

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Punch the cunt, wrap her up and send her to her ex

bang your niece
it won’t make you any taller
but it’ll feel good before your life is ruined

no one cares because everyone knows you're full of shit, m8

t. 5'5"

just go live with the hobbits

Simo Häyhä was 5’2” and he killed 500 Russians

Go out and make a difference