Celeb Thread
Celeb Thread
Kill yourself
Holy shit you're naughty. I wouldn't keep my eyes open, I'd fall back into my chair watch you crawl up between me legs and placed one hand on my thigh while the other gripped my shaft at the base, pulling it back so the veins popped with excitement, then I'd drop my head back and enjoy the tingling sensation of your tongue licking and teasing the the crown... HNNNNNNNNG
Disgusting
Sometimes Kim looks pretty fuckable, and other times she looks like what the plumber pulls out of a clogged shower drain. Can you imagine being in a relationship with her and not knowing what you were going to get on a day-to-day basis?
not a celeb
Pulling the skin back like that making your already overloaded cock even more sensitive. Trying your best to maintain control and push me back some... Weakly pleading to go slower as you involuntarily buck your hips. So much pleasure it almost feels like pain. Mewling and moaning...
I don‘t have a single fucking present, I just gift like apples and noodles.
Maybe a comfy blanket for everyone.
10/10 thicc
Mama
Cara posters need a fucking handler.
And the goods
show everyone your browsing history, give them the gift of laughter :)
Neither are you Mohammed.
Trembling in my chair and exhaling loudly, opening my eyes for only a second too see you holding my stiffness upright, taking me all the way into your throat and then slowly and gently gliding your lips back up every pleasurable millimetre, right to top, opening your mouth and going back down, coaxing moans of lust from me...
I'M NOT GONNA LAST X _ X
:3
>handler
why?
I'm so fucking horny and lewd!
Stopping to run my tongue around your head and frenulum, getting it nice and wet. Then using my thumb to massage your frenulum... The intense feeling quickly becoming too much for you... Stopping everytime I see you're about to cum. Finally taking you deep into my throat one last time before jerking you off as fast as I can, not stopping until you have shot every single drop all over my face.
not a celeb
just read corlys posts its what i do :p
Ye she is
She's the star of my heart
Who dat?
Who dat?
Who dat?
Who dat?
Who dats?
Who dis?
Who?
Wha?
Huh?
I wish I was Carly though
lood guitar
HORY SHIT X u X
Oh god, I feel so dirty... DON'T LOOK AT ME! ; _ ;
S-sorry about cooming so fast, I was a lot hornier than I thought I was going to be, especially at this time in the morning. O.O"
But to be fair you're very good at your job, and that's why I pay you only in the finest buttons and pocket lint. :>
mmmmm
OwO
does she only fuck it or can she play it too?
:> I have nickname I want to call you sometimes you think dat ok?
...
So sexy
I like nicknames, I think it'll be okie. :---}
Bakers dozen :> because BD and baker... If you don't like I don't need to use..
Kate is so fucking hot she could make me do anything for her
KEK Chad has already called me that once, he's called me all sorts of names that have BD initials kek
I like it. :>
How come they call you Corly, obviously it's a spinoff of Carly but how did Corly come to be?
Omfg gonna cum
Hi elle
all over yourself
Some rando replied Corly to every picture i posted. I mentioned it to Ems and he called me it, then his buds started. I will think of a better one that doesn't associate me with Chad.
Fuuuuuck yes kate makes me explode
How does corly associate you with chad?
> Sup Forums neet that picks his asshole and smells his finger for fun
> Judging a celebrity by her looks
> can't even maintain eye contact with self in mirror
It doesn't. Calling BD bakers dozen would.
Better than Epson.
He's been here longer than almost anyone you know, these threads probably wouldn't be here without him, you should respect him a bit more
Some rando replied Corly to every picture i posted. I mentioned it to Ems and he called me it, then his buds started.
That makes perfect sense, Corly is kind of a funny name to call her lmao
You don't like Choad? o . O;
Is that weird that I kinda want to stroke to celebs with anons? Just a bunch of us with a celeb slideshow in a cozy place
gg/RWzcGV
No bamboozle
the summer here is strange
I'm bout good on that. Not quite sure why I would base my respect on how long someone has posted famous women on Sup Forums.
To put it lightly.
tiddy almost out and knee high socks? color me intrigued
And you do what exactly? Post pictures of an ugly famous woman no one here likes and pretend to suck penis all day?
mfw I thought I posted cara but it was another girl
It seems I miss a lot of drama when I'm not here. I won't say my thoughts about him cause I don't like to talk behind people's backs, but I think the fact I don't want to talk about him gives you a bit of a hint. :--/
Didn't mean to bring up bad feelings if I did. :>
Yeah pretty much. Sometimes I pretend to jerk someone off. It bothers you so much I don't like Chad? Lol.
You didn't. Yeah I wasn't gonna go into why I don't him since he isn't here to offer his side of things, I was mostly letting you know my opinion.
My new crush
You're a person of morals. :]
I'm thinking about visiting my brother today and I always like to bring snacks, I'm gonna have a shower and head out to the store. Be good okay? :>
don't like a good person being shit talked by a newbie when they aren't even here to defend themselves
O_O
Have a good one.
Shit talked? I just said I didn't like him lol. I'm sure he's a nice dude, we don't get along. Relax a bit little man.
maybe you should ask someone who has been here a while what your loverboy is actually like, how many people he drove away
Oh nance
smoking in the rain is very relaxing
I've been here a lot longer than you think. I am well aware of BD's actions. Just because I wasn't posting as someone you recognized doesn't mean I wasn't here. Take the hostility down a notch my guy, there is no reason to be so riled.
smoeking is unhealthy
It's just annoying. I miss people who used to be here. Seeing people suck his cock (quite literally in this case) it's like you can be a cunt for months and months and now it's just all forgiven and forgotten