Someone might try to run you down with a car when you least expect it! Why don't you carry caltrops with you at all times?
Someone might try to run you down with a car when you least expect it! Why don't you carry caltrops with you at all...
Josiah Lopez
Ayden Jenkins
Nobody knows I exist.
Nobody wants anything from me.
It's utter bliss.
Jayden Moore
Mainly cause I'm not autistic
Grayson Adams
Because I keep a 9mm in my car and a .380 on me.
Colton Hall
>implying your 9mm will stop the cybertruck
Easton Sanchez
You would have to be a suicidal moron to try this. If a car is trying to run you down and you throw those down, yes you may very well ruin it's tires but you're still gonna end up looking like chunky salsa.
Dominic Myers
>car chases you down
>you dodge
>car turns around
>hits you afterwards
VS
>car chases you down
>you dodge and throw some caltrops
>car runs over caltrops and flips over
>you walk away as it explodes
Mason Gonzalez
Why would anyone chase you down?
Connor Cox
Why does anyone do anything?
Evan Murphy
That's what I'm asking you.
Lucas Phillips
Based on what I saw at the presentation, a bullet will have no problem with those windows, or the person behind them.
Luke Myers
its difficult to run me down with a car if Im in the seventh floor of a highrise. Saged.
Levi Thomas
It's a man's right to defend himself from threats. More Americans die from cars each year than getting shot, so I need to be prepared.
Caleb Anderson
Do you not go outside?
Brandon Green
no
you can even order groceries these days
Nolan Cox
no, never
Easton Reyes
Cars can be anywhere!!!
Hunter Lopez
Since this is clearly taking place in an action movie, wouldn't grenades be more appropriate?
Josiah Smith
no. I am a hikkikomori. groceries ordered. Life in a room. -__-
Henry Perry
meant for fucking alcohol -__-
no they can't retard.
Anthony Myers
hikkikomori rule the world in secret.
John Morris
In a secret place where they cannot be hit by cars!
David Sanchez
But how do claptraps help against flying cars?
David Flores
yes. but we pay for it daily, with our souls.
youtube.com
may god help us
-__-
Ryan Gonzalez
Maybe the car got in the air through a ramp they first set up so they could launch their car at you. So you throw caltrops onto the ramp right as they start.
Caleb Rogers
The car going full speed towards the ramp won't suddenly change directions just because the tires pop on the ramp. Inertia and stuff.
Juan Ortiz
Lost
Dominic Smith
Do you know where you are??
>Never go full retard
Hudson King
what if there's an 8th or 10th floor?
Nicholas Torres
unrelated but sauce?
Jaxon Clark
CARS CAN BE ANYWHERE!!!!
Aaron Evans
Anthony Fisher
His teeth must've really hurt.
Wyatt Perez
wow ok this is god tier
Hudson Williams
it does look like a face!
Cameron Murphy
-__-''
Lincoln Morgan
Conclusion: If you go outside, you need caltrops. If you're a hiki/neet, you don't.
Gavin Ortiz
bulletproof doesn't equal shatterproof
Jonathan Robinson
i run over neets in their houses i ride my motorbike up stairs and anything just to run over neets what now
Chase Edwards
Michael Gray
stupid
Thomas Taylor
What? Lol. If a metal ball shatters the window and punctures a hole in the glass, why would it stop a bullet?
Elijah Long
cybertruck dont give a fuck you double nigger
Cameron Parker
Fuck yeah me too. My buddies having hella paranoid delusions and idk what to do about it
Kevin Fisher
no point when legos are cheaper and cause the same amount of damage to any vehicles or organisms travelling overhead
David Morgan
Its a dental office.
Liam Thompson
Settle down, Michael Bay.
The situation would be more like:
> don't see car coming
> car hits you and knocks you flying
> when you hit the ground the caltrops in your pocket impale you and cause internal bleeding or sever a blood vessel, which kills you.
Cooper Cook
maybe, but at least the incoming ballistic car will flip over and explode when it crashes through your roof
John Ross
this dude walking around with a fanny pack full of caltrops lol if he trips it's like falling on your keys but 10x worse
Colton Robinson
seems like it
Asher Cruz
Metal balls weigh more than bullets.
Robert Williams
This actually really bothers me in video games. Like you're a knight and you're carrying like twenty fucking slightly different swords and axes, or a soldier with dozens of guns, and then you do a somersault? Even if you're 10x stronger than a regular dude, that's asking for trouble!
Brody Baker
Have you never seen an air drop from a C-130? APC or Tank where you need it the most.
Or Amazon Prime you a nice lidl Mini Cooper or Toyota Pirus.
Never mind I will do something you will never expect.
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Kayden Gutierrez
OP the type of dude who has a Twitter account which he uses frequently, with "hashtag Release the Snyder Cut" in the about me section.
Also, I carry a knife on me at all times.
Brandon Evans
I don't know what you're saying but it sounds good. I like the cut of your jib.
Gabriel Price
I've never used twitter.
Tyler Flores
he told you you needed them and you just proved you did by not even rising to this
Brody Cooper
But it looks like neets will need caltrops to defend their homes from this guy's motorbike.
Blake Ross
yes a wise observation and now you can see everybody will need them. surely?
Jace Gomez
Indeed. The conclusion must be updated. Everyone needs caltrops now!
Wyatt Hill
>motorbike
This dude has fantasies about barging into strange men's houses with his Vespa. Oh my, what if they were naked when you barged in, just getting out of the shower? Ooh and then like maybe they have a gun, and they command you to get off your little scooter, oh wouldn't that be terrible? And then imagine he orders you to undress! Takes off all your clothes, and then it's just you and him alone, naked. You're so helpless and vulnerable, I sure hope he doesn't point that gun at your penis and force you to suck his cock. And it's a REALLY big cock too. How will it even fit in your mouth? Wouldn't that be just awful??
Ryan Hall
Exactly. Everyone knows the best way to drive into someone's house is with an ATV! (depicted going downwards because most neets live in basements)
Logan Young
no because what if the car is behind me or im behind the car and im wearing a helmet anyway or the bikes always have a life and personality of their own
Adrian Reyes
im not an autist that throws ninja naruto spikes
Jonathan Lee
>see military tool
>think of weeb shit
Maybe you are the autist
David Davis
>dont understand a shitty joke
Maybe you are the autist
Jayden Cooper
Maybe I am! But nobody's gonna run ME down with a car!
Elijah Ward
As your delusional buddy: fuck you faggot im not crazy your crazy for not being prepared
Jason Sanders
And the dude used less force than a bullet checkmate
William Butler
Shut the hell up Itsagundam your bike will never run
Nathan Richardson
>force
But do they have less kinetic energy?
Christopher Gonzalez
where can you buy these caltrops?
Jack Lewis
Charles Rogers
I make my own just for bicyclists. Not that I'm concerned about being run over by one, I just hate the worthless, self righteous, pieces of shit with the fire of a 1,000 burning suns.
Jacob Cooper
if someone in a car was racing towards me and i could not get out of the way i would jump up and go through the windshield feet first aimed right at the driver
damage control, they will hurt me but i will configure the situation to hurt them too the best i can
Brandon Wilson
I use them for faggot kids that ride their dirt bikes through my yard.
Aiden Nguyen
hikkikomori is just like prison but with less sex!
Gavin Gutierrez
Good strategy!
Nolan Russell
"[spoiler]test[/spoiler]"
Andrew Cooper
You must be American.
Matthew Cruz
[spoiler]remove the quotes nigger.[/spoiler]