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rajibul islam ozil edition

holy shit lads how isn't the suicide rate higher

good question 2bh

Feeling up beat and optimistic this Valentine’s Day even though I’m single
Going to go to the pub and watch the Real v PSG match

i was feeling really optimistic this morning
i get afterglow from booze though so it was probably just that

awful, AWFUL thread

+1

ooooooooo ooooooo oooooooooo.....

should have made one first

>only brits in the thread
so that's how hell looks like

Rule Britannia, britannia rule the waves, England shall never ever ever be slaved

not like india
remember how we enslaved them
lol!

Haha nice

>we
are you 100?

yeah 100 cm into ur mum kek

seething

OH NONONO

yeah ama

>HAHA UR MUM XDXDXD

summoning jannies to delete this off topic thread

your mom gay

oh nononononononononononono

This

dindin time

>4 pieces of toast

lad how are you gonna eat all of that

>dinner after midnight

it's half five mate

>dindin time
Perth?

Based

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Got a date with cricket

remember to make jokes about bowling a maiden over. That slut loves that kind of rubbish.

>India is 5:30 hours behind NSW/VIC/ACT
>and 5:30 hours ahead of UK

...

woah no way you figured that out by yourself.

NEED more desi Valentine’s Day themed cricket jokes

>wife asked how was she looking
>chakka means SIX and a transgender

i did figure it out myself :O

KEK

C H H A K K A
H
H
A
K
K
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who is the biggest CHAKKA of cricket?

woah nice m8

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Man Lyk Curran

Ahh Boom

kek

:^( tbqh

;_;

Just got a free umbrella what a time to be alive

D:

post pics xx

>that one kid who played every ball with a horizontal bat even yorkers

So how did everyone spend st valentines day?

>curled up in a fetal position in my room screaming with my grandads shotgun in my mouth for an hour

can anyone (ANYONE) beat me?

>that one kid who always got gang spanked in the changing rooms after matches

[spoiler]was me[/spoiler]

Think it’s broken actually

kek

>gazelles
patrician taste desu

lmao did you just find that on the floor

that's a big umbrella

wewlad
really?
nice

The shape of cric to come

curry's arrived but its really shit lads
didnt know had never ordered in this area before

what sorta curry L

what's his name?

tim

should have gone with chicken patiala

Had a really bland one on Sunday but I put it down to it being a Sunday so the chefs weren’t trying to impress but they also gave us a free coke in the bag so I’ll let them off

Lalala I am cric

Work had an office feast, lots of Malaysian/ethic chinks pulled out Chinese New Year early. Basically got forced fed snacks from lunchtime on wards. Indians brought a bounty as well including the best curry puffs I've ever tasted.

really missing Zachy B's presence lads, where'd he go

t. Zachy B

lamb dhansak

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Patrician

been posting since about 2pm

>Basically got forced fed snacks
envious lad sounds sweet

didnt even taste like dhansak tho. awful, awful fucking curry house

Make it yourself you lazy so and so.

>buying poo food made out of poo that's made by poos
plebeian taste

wew boiz

Indian is top 3 cuisines OAT desu

dont have the time/lifes too stressful atm

good post

watching three billboards lads

Really wish my Indian neighbours would invite me round for food they’ve only ever given me chapatis and dhal over the fence

One bite at a time.

>Indian neighbours

ask for aloo parathas lad

BASED prossielad

top3:
Vietnamese
Redneck USA
Italian

>aloo

OH NONONO

>Vietnamese

french
chinese indonesian
mexican

LOVE having a white street with one Indian family and one black family. It’s like a true representation of British ethnicity.

>and one black family

go back to britpol prossielad u virgin

shan't be doing that Paki B

ok

Britain? More like shitstain

can tell you're of wog descent

big fan of this image