rajibul islam ozil edition
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holy shit lads how isn't the suicide rate higher
good question 2bh
Feeling up beat and optimistic this Valentine’s Day even though I’m single
Going to go to the pub and watch the Real v PSG match
i was feeling really optimistic this morning
i get afterglow from booze though so it was probably just that
awful, AWFUL thread
+1
ooooooooo ooooooo oooooooooo.....
should have made one first
>only brits in the thread
so that's how hell looks like
Rule Britannia, britannia rule the waves, England shall never ever ever be slaved
not like india
remember how we enslaved them
lol!
Haha nice
>we
are you 100?
yeah 100 cm into ur mum kek
seething
OH NONONO
yeah ama
>HAHA UR MUM XDXDXD
summoning jannies to delete this off topic thread
your mom gay
oh nononononononononononono
This
dindin time
>4 pieces of toast
lad how are you gonna eat all of that
>dinner after midnight
it's half five mate
>dindin time
Perth?
Based
...
Got a date with cricket
remember to make jokes about bowling a maiden over. That slut loves that kind of rubbish.
>India is 5:30 hours behind NSW/VIC/ACT
>and 5:30 hours ahead of UK
...
woah no way you figured that out by yourself.
NEED more desi Valentine’s Day themed cricket jokes
>wife asked how was she looking
>chakka means SIX and a transgender
i did figure it out myself :O
KEK
C H H A K K A
H
H
A
K
K
A
who is the biggest CHAKKA of cricket?
woah nice m8
...
Man Lyk Curran
Ahh Boom
kek
:^( tbqh
;_;
Just got a free umbrella what a time to be alive
D:
post pics xx
>that one kid who played every ball with a horizontal bat even yorkers
So how did everyone spend st valentines day?
>curled up in a fetal position in my room screaming with my grandads shotgun in my mouth for an hour
can anyone (ANYONE) beat me?
>that one kid who always got gang spanked in the changing rooms after matches
[spoiler]was me[/spoiler]
Think it’s broken actually
kek
>gazelles
patrician taste desu
lmao did you just find that on the floor
that's a big umbrella
wewlad
really?
nice
The shape of cric to come
curry's arrived but its really shit lads
didnt know had never ordered in this area before
what sorta curry L
what's his name?
tim
should have gone with chicken patiala
Had a really bland one on Sunday but I put it down to it being a Sunday so the chefs weren’t trying to impress but they also gave us a free coke in the bag so I’ll let them off
Lalala I am cric
Work had an office feast, lots of Malaysian/ethic chinks pulled out Chinese New Year early. Basically got forced fed snacks from lunchtime on wards. Indians brought a bounty as well including the best curry puffs I've ever tasted.
really missing Zachy B's presence lads, where'd he go
t. Zachy B
lamb dhansak
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Patrician
been posting since about 2pm
>Basically got forced fed snacks
envious lad sounds sweet
didnt even taste like dhansak tho. awful, awful fucking curry house
Make it yourself you lazy so and so.
>buying poo food made out of poo that's made by poos
plebeian taste
wew boiz
Indian is top 3 cuisines OAT desu
dont have the time/lifes too stressful atm
good post
watching three billboards lads
Really wish my Indian neighbours would invite me round for food they’ve only ever given me chapatis and dhal over the fence
One bite at a time.
>Indian neighbours
ask for aloo parathas lad
BASED prossielad
top3:
Vietnamese
Redneck USA
Italian
>aloo
OH NONONO
>Vietnamese
french
chinese indonesian
mexican
LOVE having a white street with one Indian family and one black family. It’s like a true representation of British ethnicity.
>and one black family
go back to britpol prossielad u virgin
shan't be doing that Paki B
ok
Britain? More like shitstain
can tell you're of wog descent
big fan of this image