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Looks like a rian Johnson movie

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looks alright i just wanna see cool knights of ren shit fuck off rey

>It's time for the Jedi to end
What did he mean by this?

AT-ATs AT-ATs AT-ATs AT-ATs AT-ATs AT-ATs AT-ATs AT-ATs AT-ATs AT-ATs AT-ATs AT-ATs

>Hey everyone loved that shot of the x-wings flying over the water
>Let's do that again

I like it. Shame it is a teaser and not full trailer as rumors were saying. But when she sad balance I was thinking "please let there be no force tree, please let there be no force tree, please let there be no force tree"

looks boring

DARK SIDE REY CONFRIMED

>DISNEY KNOCKING OUT OF THE FR*CKING PARK AGAIN

seriously can we just have them make all the movies?

Force awakens - female main character and black boyfriend
The Last Jedi - female main character
Rogue one - female main character
Forces of destiny - brand new entire female only focused show
Battlefront 2 - Finally added an actual campaign wait.. female main character!

Is Star Wars finished?

Luke confirmed a Gray Jedi

when 'DECEMBER' appears, you can hear the DARTH PLAGUEIS THEME

That's not water

>the JUST jedi

He is not officially a jedi :^)

Yes

>Salt flats
>Red fumes

Not the same nigga.

Poster is legit awesome, way better than the shit we got for TFA and Rogue One

gay. dont you like women?

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wait, i thought teasers were supposed to make you hyped for a movie, not lose interest in it

>complaining about a new vehicle flying across new land
RLMturds need to leave

YAAAAS QWEEEN LADY GAGA SHOUL DDO TO MUSICAS TOO YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA YOU GO GURRRRL

>its another Sup Forums hates a trailer because its star wars thread

do you guys have a life?

>Kylo is so butthurt he destroyed his own helmet this time

Hyped? No. Looks like the same shit over and over again

for you

>It's time for the Jedi to end.

Then maybe stop training a new one?

looks like boring uninventive shite like the last 5 movies

im sure the manchildren will eat it up

Rey becoming evil and Kylo becoming good is the most obvious twist in this new trilogy. It's just pathetic.

Ring effect, it rhymes.

Shut up nerd

I like women, not heavy-handed gestures to sell tickets to mouthbreathing betalefts who think there were never any female character in movies up until a couple years ago.

K I N O
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Star Wars is dead to me.

>rey's vader breathing cadence
reincarnation confirmed

Yeah..this looks like empire again, ayy lmao baby. GG

hes training her to use the force, not to be a jedi. she finds the jedi book and trys to go her own way after luke admits that he was the one that dropped her off on jakku. SHE is the last jedi and luke is the big bad in ep9

>it's time for the Jedi to end

What kind of shitty fucking line is that

I know it's not possible in today's marketing climate, but imagine how great it would be if the only thing you ever got to see of films before they were released were teaser snippets such as these?

Looks like shit. No feelings at all watching this. Maybe it's because i don't give a fuck about the new characters.

Coming soon to Battlefront II

I don't know, I feel 0 hype.

>rey ends up training luke out of his dangerous jedi-phobic mindset

I guarantee it

Tron rip off

I doubt they are going to go that way. Luke wants to give up on the Jedi entirely and Rey will probably be tempted. More than likely it will end with Rey and Kylo reconciling so there is no more Light and Dark side, but a true balance between them.

>Character arcs and conflict are bad if a female character is involved

It's shit you dirty niggers

It's going to happen and retards will praise it like some Shakespearean writing.

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No Rey is a beautiful strong woman that you must love

Nice to see that Disney are doing everything in their power to keep Rey as a boring ass, faultless Mary Sue instead of a flawed character with some sort of personal arc or growth.

Why is Kylo with R2D2?

no

yes

The last hope rip off.

I would like see the idea that the Jedi must be destroyed in order to finally end the Sith explored but knowing Disney they're going to pull some bullshit technicality where the Jedi die off but a new order of good guys make an appearance.

explain me this SWtards, why in the hecking heck would Rey turn to the dark side?!?

They're not AT-ATs their heads are a different shape

Why do the mods refuse to sticky?

None of the new ships look inspired, again.

Was Ralph McQuarrie the only good spaceship artist that ever lived?

>Luke is a grey jedi

Disney is pissing on Lucas and on Star Wars in general. Appealing to edgy "no evil exists" kids.

GOD DAMN IT

Looks almost as bad as TFA.

Dark Alpha Cock

>People think they're actually going to do this

welp time to avoid Sup Forums like the plague for the next couple of weeks

Wow, such an articulate and well thought out rebuttal. You will have to give me some time to compose my thoughts and write out a full response to your many incredibly in depth points.

*yawn*

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Because the Jedi abandoned her on some desert planet to get molested by some fat alien and starve. Also her parents are on the dark side.

Is this, dare i say it, a POTTERY?

Uhh...this is literally the TFA trailer. Like seriously it's the same shots, similar lines...

English?

You do realize that by the end of the movie Luke will probably have his faith in the Force and the Jedi restored, right?

Now this is pod racing!

>Kylo is the Republican
>Rey is the Democrat
>Luke is the Libertarian

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>So much nigger
What did he mean by this ?

top is in the light
bottom in the dark
this was the last time they spoke

I doubt it. He's going to pull an Obi-Wan.

implying he wasnt going that direction and just got buttblasted by kotor and other expanded universe nonsense doing it.

'Light...and Darkness'

Holy shit, Rich Evans confirmed for ACTUALLY writing the trailer lines for Star Wars

is star wars the most over-rated thing in history??

Her character is so bland and uninteresting, she could turn out to be anything.

You mean die and put his faith in Rey?

That's what happens when you have the SW committee be nearly all women who didn't like/follow SW before getting assigned to said committee. Also they have to bring their bullshit politics to something that was just a fantasy world. God forbid we not bring modern day politics into a movie these days...

Luke is going to die so that muh rey can grow into a strong independent womyn who don't need no man

>IT'S TIME FOR THE JEDI TO END
Got me infinitely more hype for this movie.

I liked the subtle little touches of Rey's theme (i.e; the only interesting part of Ep 7's fucking score) mixed in with the classic theme.

So, Kylo smashes his mask in a rage (or he gets kill). Interesting, room for development there.

No, it will make another billion dollars.

I think the The Shit Awakens may in actually be, the best of the series. i kid you not, that fucking awful film we all saw,and had the shits for days thereafter post our viewing of it, may in actuality be the best of the series. Better buy lots and lots of Charmine.

The first two movies are legit good and a cultural phenomenon.

After that it's just milking.

Nah, that's American Football.

It's gonna be fucking terrible, I hate all of you who are excited about it.

Reddit please go

What is this?

its pretty bad actually

Basically. He's jaded and doesn't see a way to end the cycle of Jedi and Sith killing each other so he just fucks off to be a Force Ghost and lets Rey worry about it.

Thoughts - these are the best visuals in a SW film . Really great photography. Just night and day against everything since ep4.

aren't they tired of the good guy turned bad scenario? it's basically the whole premise of the prequels. Same thing with the bad guy having a change of heart aka Vader...

>The first two movies are legit good and a cultural phenomenon.
The 2nd one is legit good. That's it.

How will white males recover?

I already know Luke will sacrifice himself and I'm already pissed off.

> what is fun