Bois of the gae variety

bois of the gae variety

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Nyeeeeeehh

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Same. I just lived off of junk food like beef jerky and chips while playing WoW from like 11-15, and always hated vegetables. Meat was most of my diet, so I grew up with stunted growth, while still having high testosterone. Fuck my life.

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I ended up just eating a bunch of sweet and sugary things. Drank a lot of soda and just played games all the time. Never really went outside much once I hit like 12 or 13

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Funny thats when i really started hitting the gym. I started getting lazier when i hit 17 or so

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Yeah, I've always drank too much soda, and chocolate milk is my fucking kryptonite. My teeth are pretty bad too, I fucked them up really bad in a bike crash when I was 7, and couldn't afford to go to the dentist and get them fixed. I don't know why I still don't have braces, but I'm ashamed of myself and my appearance.

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Soda has always been really really bad with me. Anytime I buy it now, it's 95% of the time diet.
My teeth are bad just because I didn't brush them a lot when I was a kid. I need to get a couple root canals done at some point.

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Yuck, diet drinks are disgusting, and artificial sweetners give me headaches. Aspartame, sucralose and the like are horrible for you.

I didn't brush my teeth much either, mostly because of crippling depression my whole life, but I've done it pretty regularly for the past 5 years or so... not that it even matters because I need everything fixed, along with my jaw because I fractured it and it never grew right because of how twisted and out of place my teeth are.

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I've gotten used to the taste. I know they're still bad for me..
I've gotten better at it recently. I just need to make it a nightly habit.

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No U

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I really don't even know what needs to be done to fix mine. I have a bunch of cavities, that's for sure, but the top two in the front literally split between the bottom row when I landed, and I was going 30+ mph after I flew over my handlebars enough to jam my jaw and give me TMJ. Got up, covered in blood, and I had to get a few stitches, it was so deep you could see my jaw bone. And the was the second time too, I have two scars and inch long on my chin. I was a crazy little bastard who was obsessed with daredevils like Evel Knievel which was my nickname. I have lots of cool stupid stories like that, but I'm covered with scars and need lots of work to fix my mouth, face, and body. One of these days it'll get fixed, but I'm sick of waiting.

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I hate myself. I can't enjoy anything, and have to be an adrenaline junkie just to feel what is normal for everyone else...

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I've really been wanting to try wearing my panties with cum in them, but I don't want to reek like a degenerate....

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i mean you can do it at home

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Well I'm sure my family would smell it, as if they didn't always smell it on my breathe when I was actually degenerate as fuck on that zombie drug

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eating it is so good tho

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But it has putrescine in it, so it has a very strong odor, so there's that

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it's never smelled strong to me

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Well you aren't going to be smelling it much yourself because it's your own, but believe me, others can definitely smell it. I can definitely smell my own if I've been eating poorly.

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oh weird

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Yeah I'm sure your family 100% knows when you eat your own cum lol. It is hot though. Maybe I will try cumming in my panties and putting on my socks one night after everyone is asleep, but I really need a skirt to go with them.

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ooof
and yes you do, all the skirts

i'm really weird with eating it too, like it's fine if i cum straight into my mouth but if it was on something i find it gross

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That's why you have to hide it in food

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If I could just get a day to myself with my mom to go shopping for cute stuff then I would, but I don't really get that opportunity, sadly :/

It's not that weird, but I'm a degenerate. I love cumming in my BD shot glass and drinking it, and like eating it on food too.

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nut on my food then

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every time i've tried it in a glass or something it just sticks and stays there >.>

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Gotta drink lots of water my boi

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90% of what i drink is soda

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Ooh thats cute

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I'll teach you to get used to it's taste. Little by little you learn love it, since you have always eaten it with your favorite food. You'll get a nice big bowl and ask different men to fill it. Then you lift it on your lips and slowly gulp it down, savouring the delicate taste of cum.

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So drink more water! Soda is baaaad. I limit myself to two cans a day, which I should drink one or none, but I drink lots of water too.

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that's pretty hot ngl
though i feel just them nutting in my mouth would be better

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What does that feel like? I'm a horny cum slut with nobody to be a slut for and drink every drop of cum, and I really wish I could....

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i mean it's not too bad, it's sugar free stuff

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Well, you get the feeling of warm spunk being pumped into your mouth. It's great, I admit

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never done it, unless i really like them i hate sucking dick but i wanna drink cum :/

yessss

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Disgusting, diet soda cum is probably even worse than regular soda cum

Why do you hate it? I was always afraid to suck dick because of my teeth being messed up and twisted...

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no not diet, diet is fucking disgusting, it's sugar free is totally different

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That shit is even worse for you. I can't stand diet or sugar free anything.

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at least it doesn't taste like chemical

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It absolutely tastes like chemicals to me because they're artificial sweetners, but to each their own

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I wish somebody could milk out the rich creamy protien from my cock.

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Ahh fuck...

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that's what i'm talking about, diet stuff tastes like chemicals, the stuff i drink doesn't

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Sugar free things use artificial sweeteners, you know. They're literally pure chemicals meant to taste like sugar (which I don't think they do, not even close), and I find them to taste far worse than the "sugar" we use in everything else. Cane sugar is the only pure sugar, and diet and sugar free things use things like aspartame which is horrible for you.

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boi

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