My fugly wife is out of town tonight. Should I go to the strip club and spend money to see some real tits and not be allowed to touch them, or should I just sit here and fap for free? Pic not related but pic related.
My fugly wife is out of town tonight...
fap for free, once you nut, you'll thank me for saving you some money.
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Yet people still dont understand where Georgle Lucas got the inspiration for JarJar Binks
strip clubs are a fucking waste dude. i always have such immense regret the morning after. dosen't matter how horny i am
Agreed. Always feel like I wasted my cash for no real satisfaction.
Had a girl cum on my jeans once. she was a hot little thing and i paid her for like 3 songs worth of dry humping me. I sincerely would have liked to have fucked her, but there are rules at clubs you see.
Regret? Dude its just boring AF. Its good for like 2 seconds and then its over and gone is the boner and the 50 bucks.
Also nice profile pic. I am socialy a dead beat and all but I have a dream that one day I will get to go on a business Trip Asia and while my wife is at home Asian women treat me like a God for making a decent wage..
Does this happen irl?
Fucking hot. Who is this?
no
god dammit
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do not waste your money with strippers
have you been to an american club?
Where do you live? What state?
In backrooms, yes
Find a nice young man with feminine features and help him shame his ancestors, user.
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Fuck the porn threads
Go to a bar a few towns over and fuck a drunk girl.
Only in the back if you aren't a neckbeard and are willing to drop $200.
Depends how you look at it. I think strip clubs are hilarious. All I see is a bunch of horny apes with big egos.
Male ape gives all his nanners to female ape that jumps around skinny metal tree.
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