Character slowly walks into room

>Character slowly walks into room.
>"It's time."

>Asian character slowly walks into room.
>"Jikan da."

>Asian character slowly walks into room.
>Cyкa блядь.

>OP slowly walks into room.
>"gggg-ggggg.. ggg gggggg"

>qt character slowly walks into room.
>*BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPP*

>character slowly walks out of a room
>"you coming?"

Name one (1) kino, two (2) films, and three (3) flicks where this happens

>hold on
>it's gonna get bumpy

>And your other time

>And your other jikan da

>You walk out the room
>People breathe a sigh of relief

>"What did you say your name was?"
>"I didn't."

>How do I know I can trust you?
>You don't

> It's a female protagonist movie. She works for a magazine in NY

>passenger in car says 'Slow down! You'll never make it"
>driver ignores them, keep staring ahead and says "Hold on!"

that is some disturbing shit my man

>gay character. Everyone accepts it as completely normal

>character points a gun at another character
>"Do it".

>it's a capeshit thread on Sup Forums.
>300 replies, 45 images

Welp I guess I trust you with my life now.

>and your other room

>giant hamster appears
>rapes character

>Character troubled by recent events/decisions
>Nicks himself while shaving

Did you just watch the latest episode of The Expanse, by any chance? :^)

>character suddenly feels lightheaded
>blood drips from their nostril

>touches blood, holds it out look at it
>like there was a chance it would be boogers

>can he really do that?
>he just did.

>speaking to spaniard
>english noun + terminal 'o'

>No, MY other room

>Character A walks in on Character B at an unfortunate time
>"Wait, I can explain!"
>Character A runs off and avoids Character B for days even though if they just gave them 2 seconds to talk, everything would be cleared up

I hate this shit so fucking much.

>I can help you
>NO ONE can help me

>"What do we do now?"
>(main character pauses)
>"We fight"

>IF YOU KILL HIM YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN HE IS

>IF YOU DO THIS THERE'S NO GOING BACK

K I N O

>MC gets in a taxi
>STEP ON IT
>pajeet somehow knows exactly where to go, disobeying countless laws along the way

>IF YOU KILL HIM YOU ARE JUST AS BAD AS HIM

>character walks into the room slowly
>you hear his cane smack the ground over and over until he emerges from the dark

Character B doesn't chase down character A, just gives up

>what's plan b?
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>MC gets in a taxi
>"Where to?"
>"Home"
>Taxi driver starts driving without inquiring the adress where home is

What a bunch of baloney

>main guy driving very fast
>looks to his right
>sees rival dude
>shot of his foot pressing the gas harder
>car pulls ahead

Also every anime does this with super weapons/abilities.

>If we kill Hitler, then we'll be no better than him

you wish you could be that good

>the character is trying to stop a terrorist plot
>the terrorists arent muslim

>american movie
>every black person is ivy league educated lawyer or architect
>every white person is a poor white trash criminal

>Based on a true story
>Completly changed everything to fit an SJW agenda

Fucking Jewllywood

>IN A SURPRISE TWIST THE MAIN VILLAIN IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF THE MAIN CHARACTER'S PARENTS

>villain is about to achieve his master plan
>hero confronts him
>dance off bro, you and me!!

GETS ME EVERY TIME

>new metahuman appears to face the flash
>barry gets distracted/knocked down/slightly injured and they escape so he has to learn to believe himself and overcome some emotional barrier to be able to defeat them

it's so absurd it's hilarious
you only get one chance to write something like this!!!

>gay character
>isnt half naked with assless chops holding two double dildos and fellating one
>not being told how brave he is

>Who's side are you on?
>MY Side.

>historical movie
>facts and characters are changed to fit some kind of agenda
>people watch it and think this was how it was done, pass that knowledge onto their children because of that movie they once saw
>in 100 years history is either convoluted or completely forgotten

>Where are we?
>More like "when" are we?

Examples of this?

Kingdom of Heaven

Doctor Who likes to include random minorities in 16th century England

Every fucking historical movie ever?

Hidden Figures

JFK
Braveheart
Glory
The Patriot
Rudy

any mel gibson movie

Seargent!

Kingdom of heaven
The untouchables
The kings speech
Glory road
Pearl Harbor
Tora tora tora
Serpico

Every. Fucking. Time.

Saturday night fever

Fucking ROOTS.

I give up, fuck you cuckface

>we need a plan B!
>plan B?!
>we need a plan C, D, E!!

All the world war two movies where the allies are portrayed as the good guys

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