What up fags

What up fags
Welcome to mentally ill neet tries to asphyxiate / freeze his genitals: the thread

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Hello, where can we find the timestamps?

let me find a marker shitlord

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Timestamp your tip bucko

drunk

dalton?

how did you know my name

Fuck you I just made this
Drunk yes Dalton no

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David? or dick out dalton

lmao was i right? used to play fortnite with you if it's really you

Well done bucko

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dick out David is back? do you have dry ice? stick some under your forskin

i respect your efforts, and i'd love to see your balls freeze off. but pressing your junk against a plastic cup is not super enticing.

submerge your junk in a cup of ice water, add a new cube every minute or so.

no forskin up the peephole

it's borosilicate, and mostly there for paint management
there are also tight elastic bands in play

Bumping to see some really fucking blue balls

enable trans shit yeehaw

dubs gang dubs gang

do it

God damn I really hate myself and my body
surely this is the most direct and effective solution

shit sounds crazy even to me but what am I gonna do

update now

obey the trips and update the masses tranny

give up, op never delivers

Nice get
Got one of these looped 5x around, as tight as it goes
Still hurts like a bitch, same as last three hours, despite my vodka
I wish I had something stronger

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I think the ice is counterproductive; it's just reducing oxygen usage and drawing out the process

Niggas really be out here castrating themselves. Keep it up fag, let's see those puppies pop off.

How are you gonna freeze your balls?

You should get 2 more rubbers and do pic related

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lets commend the mother fucker for removing himself from the gene pool at least

You’re a good boy and I am so turned on. Save your cock but I would love to see you remove your useless little balls tonight.

give em a tug while youre at it op

Put some salt on an icecube then put it up against your nutsack. It makes it extra cold.

ayy first firstborn male in my line since the origin of life to do this
this is a momentous occasion you pricks, some once in a billion years shit
ice discarded, just relying on lack of blood now
you ever get your pubes caught in elastic? fuck that tbh

Go make history you crazy son of a bitch. I fucking believe in you man

This but do it fast

Take a quick break to shave a bit or just go all out. Lets see how many rubber bands you can queeze your balls with

you could rub the ice on your balls or hold it with one of the plastic bands

I've and salt now
This shot was hard af to get without spilling
Hurts a lot less

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obey the dubs

You fucking go

Hold it on good

This but with a lot of pressure. Turn those lumps of testi-coal into fucking diamonds

whats the black line?

Get rid of those nasty fucking balls and become something better

it was half assed for the pic but they're good and well submerged
this is way better than bands
headphones

Make sure the salty icecube is really sealed on the skin

Your balls are holding you back OP, let them go and ascend

You just doing this for science or because you want to be a trap or some shit?

He's ascending to the next stage of human evolution

Put salt directly on an ice cube then on your ballsack best results

He's being a fucking trooper buddy

This guys right

Kind of like those Heaven's Gate people that thought if they castrated themselves and drank arsenic at the right time they'd be transported via spaceship to a new planet?

Imagine them if they were right. That's what he is

This.

Yes except Sup Forums is this man's cult of choice

life is pain, i hate
it's already icy salt water, thermal conduction can't be better than this with what I have.
Not in pain any more but shivering like crazt=y
pics on other device in a sec

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I can only imagine how much this will hurt tomorrow

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True scholars here. Sacrificing his boy berries to the glorious Sup Forums gods

Congrats on the trips buddy, may they push you to the ending you deserve

It'll burn your balls and make them better

Shit, maybe they were right and we all missed our chance.

You have access to dry ice?
Some computer duster turned upside down might induce instant frostbite.

Dooooo thatttttttt

Dub dude with the ideas here. I like it

no dry ice unfortunately
compressed air is gay and fuck you
only good for surface burns

top kek

I wonder if this guy will be able to procreate after this. Hopefully not

Yeah this.

It may only be good for surface urns at first but if you hold that shit for long enough I promise it's gonna get through

pain around my mutilation scar tissue, nowhere else
can I time time since insertion im drunk af

Just trying to brainstorm my man. Teamwork makes the dream work.

Be serious and commit.

Pretty sure has already acknowledged your hopes

I was making a suggestion to OP bruh

don't hAve any anyway im poor af

Shit sucks bro, hate to see it. How far are you wiling to go to get these suckers off? Consider scissors once they're numb enough?

A true worshiper of Sup Forums should be willing to go as far as it takes, time will bring a proper answer

put them in your vodka drink it get wasted burn with a cigarr e yolo

Ooooo I've seen people castrate themselves but never on a live thread sweat

Id say cut em off

Any science niggers wanna tell us what the fuck is gonna happen to OP?

Hell yeah dude, let's fucking go

He's not only going to wake up with a massive hangover in the morning, but his nuts will be gone and his dick cut in half

im a pussy ass bitch, hopefully freezing will suffice
they've been under 25 min now, will leaver until the ice melts

OP
CAN YOU LIVESTREAM IT?

This is a pleasing answer

Best post on Sup Forums in a while and i was here for it!
Im so proud of us

He'd need to seal the wound by burning it closed so he doesn't bleed out

Dubs on a sappy post, sad day

Show us the carfax

I wish

That ain't gonna be enough bucko. Get more ice

Obey the trips

It's better than the endless fucking tranny porn and celeb threads, that's for sure

Yeah needs to cauterize the wound so it seals and stops bleeding, Blowtorch and a butterknife to cut area

If it works he's gonna lose his dick too.

Gonna be bruised AF in the AM if it doesn't. Which night lead to it being removed medically.

>we can only hope

Yeah needs to cauterize the wound so it seals and stops bleeding, Blowtorch and anything metal to cut area

glad I could attention whore for and entertain you retards
I hate most of you
im a shriveled crone at 22
you teen figs have no idea how bad it gets

Agreed Sup Forumsrother

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