Personal.Shopper.2016.720p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO

>Personal.Shopper.2016.720p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO
>Personal.Shopper.2016.720p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO
>Personal.Shopper.2016.720p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO
>Personal.Shopper.2016.720p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO
>Personal.Shopper.2016.720p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO

The crackwhore finally made an interesting movie in time for VOD Friday!

Enjoy, Sup Forums!

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thepiratebay.org/torrent/16777861/Rester.vertical.2016.French.1080p.WEB-DL.x264_-_WeTv
thepiratebay.org/torrent/16714440/Le_Fils_de_Joseph_2016_WEB-DL_Sonata_Premiere
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I MIGHT watch this. Dunno yet. Cheers tho.

Let me know when 'Life' comes out

ill watch it
but it looks like i might have to wait a bit
because bearley anyone is seeding it

Not many people are leeching this so it should be fine to download now.

I saw it in theaters last week. It's definitely alright.

she shows tiddies

Naked boobies

This one literally downloaded in 4 minutes. There's plenty of seeds, and I'm now seeding at 100mb/s as well.

extratorrent.cc/torrent/5575487/Personal.Shopper.2016.720p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO[EtHD].html

I may be one of the few people interested in this for the ghost story and not just kstew nudity

What is it about?
Synopsis seems random depending on source. One says its about ghosts and voices and another says a mysterious text message is sent to her from an unknown source.

Why does she look 15 here?

I'm with you, man. Don't give a shit about that crackwhore. Ghosts are fun.

FUCK YES
Been waiting for this one

Because she is underdeveloped from poor nutrition and low activity.

Time for KINO

is it good? Also, are there any jumpscares?

>You will never be her dead twin brother that molests her whilst she sleeps and watches her in the shower/bath and she cannot do anything about it because you are dead and invisible

;_;

So fucking sexy

Dodger made a movie?

What other films from Olivier Assayas are KINO?

>Cold Water (1994)
>Irma Vep (1996)
>Late August, Early September (1998)
>Sentimental Destinies (2000)
>Demonlover (2002)
>Clean (2004)
>Boarding Gate (2007)
>Summer Hours (2008)
>Carlos (2010)
>Something in the Air (2012)
>Clouds of Sils Maria (2014)
>Personal Shopper (2016)

Irma Vep is 100% pure kinography.

Yes

i watched about half an hour of it and i think its just not my cup of tea

Thanks man
I like the last release (the Founder). I get the feeling this'll be good too

SPOILER: it sucks

>Maggie Cheung plays a burglar, who spends most of the film dressed in a tight, black, latex rubber catsuit.
downloading

damn kstew looks like that?

he's been making films that long? how did he not make a name for himself until Clouds of Kstew?

He wasnt that good

vimeo.com/211305712

post more quickly

Oh shit, I remember hearing about this a few months ago and sounded interesting. Anyone seen it?

yes it was alright. dont rush out to the theater to see it though

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Anyone have subtitles for the French parts?

no jumpscares

webm of the fapping scene when

no

Literally unwatchable since there's no Binoche to make it seem like anyone's acting in there. What the fuck. This is to mumblecore what rave is to Brahms.

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng why is that kstew body so tight bros

>sonic youth scene
hnnnnnnggghhhhhhh

Oh awesome, my local piece of shit theatre chain showed this once and then completely dropped it. I'm glad there's been such a quick turn around on it.

>they're talking french

fuck, are there subs?

Carlos is Carlos treated as a rock'n'roll superstar.
Carlos himself, the real one, says it's shit.
worth the watch tho.

Boarding gate is for SM lovers.
DemonLover too.
Demon Lover is a girl falling. no will. in a SM lethal game.
a girl with so little will is , somehow, boring. but there's some quality. the soundtrack is by Sonic Youth.
it's typical Assayas: no will.

Sils Maria is intellectual and off-ground.

Cold Water is an Assayas must see.

feuillade. irma vep.

I watched this in the theaters with my mom and she talked the whole time

Happy to rewatch it without the broad

God damn she is so ugly. No ass.

And She can't fucking act

none exist for the french parts yet.

Man this movie is super weird.

>how do you know if it's a sign?
>*sassy voice* I'm a MEDIUM

kek

>And She can't fucking act
Ledoyen's a much more better actress

i can't see what could sux whith KStew 's yelling at a bathtub' tap the whole movie
that must be extraordinary

jesus fucking christ

>there are people on this board that wouldn't immediately let kstew peg them

Lots of people are much better actresses

>no subtitles

What a tease.

damn it! where are the subtitles?

>Kstew
>same Kstew from the Twilight meme movies
>it sucks
>wow im so shocked :o ......
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Musidora was waifu tier
>tfw no qt late 1910s artsy gf

Oh fuck. Finally.

Someone help me out here, wtf happens when she gets into the room, the ghost walks out of the hotel, and the dude comes out of the room? I don't understand shit.

Also, holy fuck that's anders danielsen lie! I love that guy.

how much of the movie is in french? Is it just a few insignificant lines or are there crucial points that must be understood to fully enjoy the movie?

>Maureen is a young American in Paris making her living as a personal shopper for a celebrity.

Okay, sounds like Clouds of Sils Mar-

>Also, she may have the psychic ability to communicate with spirits

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA WHAT

It's exactly as bizarre as it sounds. It's also played completely straight, but I found it funny.

God, this movie is so boring she had to do a nude scene for it to exist.

Also, I hate how pretentious it is by having extensive french dialogue without subtitles.

Glad its just not me wtf was that about.

Why does she look straight into the camera at the end?

I found it on rarbg, do you know where else we can find about new european releases?

I'm still waiting for La mort de Louis XIV, Raw and Endless Poetry.

By the way, please check Rester vertical, one of the best French Movies of the last 20 years.

>expecting americans to read is pretentious

And why did she switch her SIM card? That seemed completely unconnected to anything else.

Feels like there are multiple scenes that are simply missing.

>By the way, please check Rester vertical, one of the best French Movies of the last 20 years.

Is there a torrent?

Yes, also i just found La Mort on rutracker

thepiratebay.org/torrent/16777861/Rester.vertical.2016.French.1080p.WEB-DL.x264_-_WeTv

some gay and gross scenes tho, be aware.

Weird, it wasn't on rarbg. Thanks.

Your mother is a dead body washer !!!

She changed SIM cards so the dude that was fucking her boss wouldn't message her anymore.

Also, she was crazy the whole time. There were no ghosts.

You're welcome. This might interest you:

thepiratebay.org/torrent/16714440/Le_Fils_de_Joseph_2016_WEB-DL_Sonata_Premiere

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Girlsway Kinodrama when?

can anyone answer this?

is this the tightest an actress has ever been?

It's purposefully ambiguous dude. I went to a Q&A with Assayas and someone asked this question and he basically said "I could give you an answer but why would I do that?"

whats going on here?

KStew's make-up messed with her pant's crotch.

Please post more picture of Kstew and Stella. The thought of them having sex together is very arousing.

So is this movie actually good?
Don't want to get baited into watching it by the waifuist.

Every celebrity has a sex tape these days

fug

She's still got it.

>Level 1: Dyke girlfriend
>Level 2: Hambeast girlfriend
>Level 3: Auntie girlfriend
>Level 4: Model girlfriend
Good for KStew

I thought it was very good. Waifuism aside, kristen stewart gives a good performance. Be aware that the movie is often intentionally ambiguous about its meaning and is one of those movies that is hard to classify as a specific genre or type of movie. I'd recommend checking it out

I know, it's so hot. So fucking hot, she drives me mad.

meh.
{super spoiler} she can't act. {super spoiler}

so sexy oh fuck

this thread needs more kstew desu

heres some

source?

>wearing thick socks and sneakers during warm weather

Smelly as fuck