/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Ferrari 2017 Edition

>Car launch dates:
Williams FW41 - 15 February (London)
Red Bull RB14 - 19 February (online)
Alfa Romeo Sauber C37 - 20 February (Online)
Renault RS18 - 20 February (Online)
Ferrari SF18H - 22 February (Online)
Mercedes W09 - 22 February (Silverstone)
McLaren MCL33 - 23 February (Online)
Force India VJM11 - 25 February (Barcelona)
Toro Rosso STR13 - 26 February (Barcelona)
Haas VF18- EXPOSED


>Pre-season testing details:
Countdown: timeanddate.com/s/3eq4
Test 1 dates: Monday 26 February -> Thursday 01 March
Test 2 dates: Tuesday 6 March -> Friday 9 March

>Countdown to Australian GP:
whenisf1on.com/
(23-25 March)

>Countdown to FKino in Bahrain:
fiaformula2.com/
(6-8 April)

>Official /f1/ Winter Stream:
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>Nico Hulkenberg's F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
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>Schumacher Status:
Carrot

>News:
Haas launches their render without any hype

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gimi

This is now a /no fun allowed/ thread.

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Screw you Franz

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Right. WAGlad here.

In my clearly emotional state I managed to convince myself it would be a good idea to go to the Singapore GP. In my work assessment one of my targets was to be more independent (I work with my dad), I figured this was a good way of doing that. The furthest I've ever travelled from the UK is Greece on a school trip and I've never gone on holiday on my own.
I'm slightly regretting the decision but I've already told a few people so I'm gonna have to go.

Who's been before? Tips?

HALP

If you're planning to go with hopes of bumping in to Mana, don't.
I've lived in fantasy worlds before that I tried to cross over in to the real world.
It's pretty devastating when you realise it's all only in your head.

I've been to Singapore a couple of times for work, not to the GP though. It's not too hard; you get on a plane you get off a plane. Lots of people there speak decent English. It's humid as fuck so bring enough (light) clothes. The public transport is very good.

who is this penis venus?

The fartest I've been for holiday was Poland, and that really felt "off". Poland isn't even really different climate-wise. I can't even imagine how fucked up Singapore would be

>tfw the farthest away i've been is Montreal (from Texas)

>The fartest I've been for holiday was Poland, and that really felt "off"

Because everything was haram?

Remember sunscreen.

Got to bali instead and get pissed with those aussie cunts on vacation

It was "hot" and days were long.

Don't go to Bali
Don't associate with the kind of Australian who goes to Bali.

No I'm going for myself.
She might be there, might not. If I meet her it's a great bonus and I can say thanks. If I don't, who cares I'm at a GP. I don't truly see her as "please be my waifu, I love you".

As I said I want to be more independent and I figured throwing myself out of a comfort zone was a good idea.
Also it's a nice goal to work towards as I'm trying to improve myself mentally and physically this year.

Is hot weather and long days haram?

You can do it WAGlad

Read: 34C instead of 29C

I chose a horrible (or blessed, considering it broke records inmy country too) time to travel though. When I came back, it was 20 in Poland, 35C in Turkey. Both are really off to 29C summers with 15C nights I'm used to here. Considering Britland's stable temp, he would have a harder time adapting.

Plan and book everything important well ahead, mind the Singapore laws as they are strict af.

Singapore is safe, lots of people speak English. The flight might be boring and you probably have to switch planes on the way.

Been to Singapoo, pretty easy people speak English. its hot and humid and really weird how clean and tidy everything is. I wouldn't necessarily go there on holiday I don't think theres much there but if you are going for the GP it should be pretty fun.

Follow your hopes and dreams user

I remember when I went to London a couple of years ago in August, stayed there for around a week and got used to the chill climate, on the flight back for some reason I only had my t-shirt and I was concerned I would have been cold as fuck as soon as I stepped out of the plane considering it was also in the middle of the night and the airport was fairly north/high altitude. Then when I breath the damp static air of my country I realized that despite the airport location and time of the day Italy is quite hot and it was even warmer than the hottest day I had in London

>switch planes

Nah just go direct from Heathrow or Manchester

Manchester definitely.

A train down to heathrow would probably end up cost about half the flight anyway.

>live in Morecambe area
>fly from Heathrow not Manchester
>ever

I'm fucking jealous go it. I would be doing something like this if I didn't feel like there was a hole in my intestinal lining and I could eat food. You have to do shit like that I can't right now go enjoy yourself and possibly fuck girls their.

When I came back, it was a fucking heatwave. Broke all time records by literally 4C. It was 40C in Istanbul when it was supposed to be 28-32C. Meanwhile in Poland I was freezing to death in th airport because they didn't have heaters, daytime 20C, night like 10C. 15C difference from 3 weeks ago.

Sometimes I think Turkey isn't that much of continental. I'm not talking about coastal areas, the town I live is basically "shielded" by mountains and 930m elevation.

I don't know where Waglad lives or what his vehicular situation is. He talks about getting the train to Morecambe games.

Either way direct flights exist from first world countries to Singapore was the main point I was making

>another school shooting in murifatland

All memes aside this shit makes me sad as fuck. How can getting an education be dangerous?

>He talks about getting the train to Morecambe games.

No I haven't.
I get a lift from my dad as I take him and my mum along because they can't really go see their childhood teams.
If he isn't available we get a bus.........because I can't drive.

>because I can't drive
this triggers the german

>He talks about getting the train to Morecambe games.

Does he? He said that he walks past a church in Lancaster on his way back from work

>because I can't drive

Should spend money on getting a car and your drivers license instead of a holiday desu.
Would get you out in the world a lot more.

>can't drive
>tfw legs don't work and can still drive

Is Waggers underage?

anyway, I'm pretty sure Singapore has good public transport

>liberty offering fans track days with the drivers

I'm sure the experience of being with Alonso as he decides he's had enough and pits the car will be thrilling

go
at least for shits and giggles (on our end of course) if you can afford it
but I'd ask around on /trv/ first

You forgot
>slap sponsors and brands anywhere with no regards to the brands requirements for logos

>launching a white and red livery for a ferrari engined back marker after Alfa already called shotgun

Rude

Non driving people need to get out of /f1/. This might be a bully free general but being independent means to command your own (motorized) wheels.
Seriously, get yourself a license and a car. They cost next to nothing in your weird mirrored country (when buying used).

>because I can't drive.
pic related

non bull zone

>unless you eat ass, have wheelchairs or like fish eyed dancer girls

This. Driving is up there with cooking, cloths washing, ironing, and doing dishes in terms of basic life skills in any developed nation.

Note spelling and English are not.

He's underage lads

I have a license but why buy a car when I can buy comic books

No I just never have learnt.
And my current living situation doesn't make having car that necessary. I know, I'm a burden on everybody, you won't be living with your parents in a shoebox forever, you'll constantly be asking for favours and you can't get out...I know.

Also because of my job I have to be quite pro-public transport.

I have a licence but I use the public transport because I have a condition

jesus that's even worse if true. He should get laid and then acquire a car.

I still like you, sidf guy.

that reminds me: where did the anime poster German go?

>where did the anime poster German go
just be glad he's gone while it lasts

Can we agree to bully waglad until he buys himself a cheeky little hatchback to drift in asda's carpark?

Just opened pistonheads and saw a barrage of used Bentleys for under 10k Teabucks. I would be tempted, but sadly I don't own a repair shop.

how come so many people comment here despite there's no race?

and the parts cost. wew

uh oh

How come so little people comment in /MotoGP/ despite there's a race?

Now we know that WAGlad is underage b& since he still hasn't got his license....how old is everyone else here?

I'm 29

kek

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i feel like f1 will be shit next 3 years, cant we just skip to 2021 now? why do we have to wait 3 years? its so typically right wing.

This year will be shit, I have faith for the next 2

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Don't try make me feel young just because I'm 23.

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Are there even any underage F1 followers left?

yeah, they are called hamilton fans.

they still kept their ugly grey on the nose

SHAME!

for starters there's wagkid

22 i think

>bali
youtu.be/ard_VSjCI_8?t=1730

quality post

>tfw posted in the last thread not realizing it was already at 505
whoops

bravissimo

(lad is still relevant for a youngster)

>i think
lol 3rd worlders

From how lazy they are in designing liveries might be the team I want to fail the most now

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Lol. Is blowing up the opposite to starting?

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I'm currently Iearning to drive

26 in march, fuck my life desu

23, still haven't figured my life out so I feel younger

You could have waited for this thread to be at 505 too before posting

excellent post

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He's on a roll!

Don't do drugs and don't litter and you'll be fine.

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Baha's fall from lovable gimmick scamp to someone we instantly abuse the second he steps into a thread has been spectacular. Is he the Alonslow of /f1/?

Does he, dare I say it, have his own museum?

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Thanks for the (you) but I think I need to refund it

RIP Formula Kino

looks okay desu

Took me about 2 or 3 days until I was fed up with him.

Kino doesn't care about the cars
Kino cares about the madmen driving said cars

There is only one exhibit