Celeb thread. Happy Birthday Nessa, from Cara, edition!

Celeb thread. Happy Birthday Nessa, from Cara, edition!

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Lets say nice things about Nessa for her Birthday. I think she seems like a lot of fun, like she'd be an actual fun gf rather than just good looking.

Hi!

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I remember last year, I wanted to, uh, "celebrate" Nessa's birthday, but it ended up not happening, I forget why. Maybe I'll see how I feel later on.

Hey, how's things?

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she has a nice cunt also bd is herman

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I don't believe I have seen her cunt before. I can't remember.

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prime Spring Breakers Neza is the perfect female

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Howdy
Oh you know me, minding my business. How are you tho?

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he's right you know

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I loved those high res shots where the stubble wasn't retouched, made me diamonds. I wish more photos were out like that, not as retouched, it makes them seem more real and that makes me harder. Too much photoshop and you enter an uncanny valley.

Today I need to start to pack for my trip, get some sun, fap, tidy around the house, decide some entertainment for the airplane, and not freak out about my date.

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which lover are you, jack of diamonds?

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I've always subscribed to the notion that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but that's just lazy.

It's debatable, but I certainly won't be the one to debate it.

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you're flying across the country to meet this girl you've been talking about?

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Can this bitch stop fucking her nose up with surgeries, shits gonna end up like Michael Jackson

You'll be alright you're about to slay some puss.
You know what I say Pix, I don't flatter. Are you sure it's lazy? I was going for flirty.

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No, girl I've been talking about I have a date on Monday, then on Thursday I fly across the country.

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heehee
oh neat man

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I think at best I get a kiss. And that is even unlikely because not sure where to go after dinner and not sure if I have the balls to do it walking her to the car

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I hope so. I'm going to California and going to check out the Big Sur area. Never been. My dad is kinda dragging me, I'd rather stay home and be comfy. I prefer the warm weather.

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so pretty she is hard to fap too. gf material

user, you think too too much

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dog, she's like 15 tops here.

ITS TIME TO NUT TF UP
youtu.be/Vf78alvpxRM

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there's not a star in heaven that she can't reach

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She's fucking 15 irl lmao

EVERYBODY GET DOWN THERE IS A CUTIE IN THE THREAD THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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She's 17 now.

I know :o( How do I stop?

I'll have a fap later :o) Maybe to Nessa for her bday? I haven't decided.

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I'm quite sure.

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Sounds like a plan Stan. Listen to that song for pointers.
>tfw Daddy Pix has to punish me
:| I'll assume the position

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youtube.com/watch?v=wQzvSFsGX2k
now this, this right here is a modern classic

c: hey u

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Do you know the proper position, have we discussed that?

Hold on, that's not her bum at all.

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>c: hey u
More like hey boo amirite?

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Do tell pops :^>

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she already likes you. she wants to kiss you. the only thing you need to worry for is to make sure you can beat your own nerves. and fortunately that is one of the few things in this world we have complete control over

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Nicee! one Elon Musky..

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Well, we don't know for sure she likes me. She seems to but I'm so bad at flirting I'm probably turning her off. Carly says I'm slaying but I donno, I think I'm coming off as a shy loser (which I am).
How do I beat my nerves?

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Oh and also, if we do kiss, I don't know how. She's going to find out I'm a 30+ year old virgin that doesn't even know how to kiss and absolutely run.

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yes more juicy mommy

So you don't? Interesting, I'll make a note of that.

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post some of miley cyrus

for nessa's bday im going to eat my cum

I'll make note of you. Right here on my notepad. Lool, it says "

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>Lool
Look*

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Send the video to her dms on insta

That's hot, I wish she was underage. People over 18 aren't as fresh anymore.

thinking too much again. if she is still going for drinks with you she likes you. doesn't matter if she thinks you are the shy loser.

and for the nerves, you should know best for you. but like I said to you some weeks ago, for me it is best to have a plan. just think of what you would like to say and how you would like to kiss her. like where you will put your hands and things. so when the time comes you don't have to do so much thinking. the drinks will help you too.
do what teenage boys do and look up a video or practice on the apple or something. just be more conservative with your kissing if you don't know what you do

you make me type so much, it probably only stresses you more

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shaddap chad

She is underage you nonce.

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Really? Can I save the image then?

If you're a nonce.

Is she 18 in this picture?

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that's cool

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It can't be helped, I suppose.

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oof

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Yeah it's a shot from one of her music vids a few months ago

uh huh

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>and for the nerves, you should know best for you. but like I said to you some weeks ago, for me it is best to have a plan. just think of what you would like to say and how you would like to kiss her. like where you will put your hands and things. so when the time comes you don't have to do so much thinking. the drinks will help you too.
Thanks!

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keep posting miley

Sometimes *you* can be though. You know, by an eager mouth.
Fantastic, in that case I would lick her ass crack.

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a wink *and* a lip bite?
is she trying to kill us here or what

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She knows what she do.
I'm so used to seeing other Nina wearing absolutely nothing, or close to it, that even in that skimpy little bikini, she seems like she's too modestly dressed.

True, true. Sometimes.

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Hersh used Firefox.

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Uses*

>other Nina
That's BEST Nina Pix,

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delet

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Cutie.

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You know my terms.

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I don't negotiate with terrorists

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Based Hersh

Gib or I take

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i guess she does, and i think i speak for everyone when i say we love her for it
i've had a very hard time finding pictures or vids of her wearing nothing, i think it's just a rumour
Neens is the one true Nina, Agdal was decided to be referred to as "other Nina" a long time ago. this is known

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Dem back dimples, tho.
Are you sure? I seem to recall seeing her with no clothes on at a pleasingly frequent rate, whenever I've seen her posted.

I can't support this motion at all, I'm sorry.

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Who should I make a big coom for

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How about someone leaks some new Nessa nudes for her birthday?

No! Only Kiki!

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ihave a feeling today will be the day

Me :D

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JJ nudes when?

But she looks like she has partial down syndrome

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