Write an apology

Write an apology.

Dear Ronaldo, I wrote you but you still ain't calling.

I left my cell my pager and my home phone at the bottom

TSUUUUUUrry

I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not have got 'em

Go fuck yourself cocksucker. You don’t deserve any of the credit, all your teammates carry you. Messi on the other hand carried barcelona. Fucking faggot, you even got injured euro 16 final and still won. Fucking carried by everyone dude. It’s not even funny.

There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'

>messi carries barcelona
>spanish national team is basically barcelona and ramos
>they win three straight major trophies
>messi, on a stacked argentina squad, wins 0 (zero)

>you will never be this mad in your entire life

Thanks for tapping in the ball I guess. I dont see what's the big deal

TSUmtimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em

Why should I write an apology for Penaldo, who scored a pen and literally scored a tap-in?

Fuck outta here nigga.

Please knee me in the face Ronaldo-sama

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But anyway, fuck it, what's been up? men, how's your daughter?

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

So the word is obsession when we criticize Ronaldo. So what's the word when people like you defend him?

Dear ronald, you still lost to spurs lmao sincerely the based epl which will win the cl

Tsuear Tsunaldo Tsui'm Tsorry Tsui Tsudn't Tsuink Tsu Tsuould Tsutil Tsudo Tsuit

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CHICANO
CHICANO
WHATCHU GONNA DO?
WATCHU GONNA DO?
WHEN LA MIGRA COMES FOR YOU?

>scoring goals and being the reason your team wins is a bad thing
Fuck this place

>Blooters differ in value to tap-ins

everyone knows your a brownie m8 who are you fooling

Sometimes i even cut myself to see how much it bleeds

aren’t brownies blacks
I’m asking you because you probably know that shit

Dear Ronaldo: Enjoy life in his shadow