Say something nice

Say something nice.

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Not quite as many people shitting in the street as India

Thanks for helping popularize the thong on beaches, brasilian coffee and brasilian food

Integralist Brazil was a great idea.

Brazilians are cute little monkeys.

>women inject butts to fill sterotype
>no islam and slums are run worse than Baghdad
>still cucked by portugal and have no traditional culture
>Either insanely rich or insanely poor (usually poor)

Hitler estava certo.
>tfw will never secede from the north

At least it wasn't 7-0.

Nobody shits on the streets unless you're talking about the native native tribes, but they probaly dig holes to shit in. Probaly.

You're welcome.

:(

True.... true...

>No Islam
>Nice beaches
>Good football

lel

max payne 3 was a solid piece of vidya

Everything I know abour Brazil I learned from video games.

Theyre all black, have dreads, fight by dancing and say cool shit.

At least you don't have to worry about white privilege in your country.

Still much worse than first and second parts.

I disagree.


Funny thing is, I rarely see black people around here. Mostly mixed race people.


>SPAM

...

So you learned everything from Tekken?

Something nice?

Brazil has produced some good rekt'ed videos. Thanks Brazil!

Why was there no political happening? Are you former gov in jail yet?

>no French flags so far ITT

Nice confirmed for unresponsive.

o jogo bonito

Es facil hablar con ustedes ya que es un idioma romance

A minority of your nation's women are very, very beautiful.

The "good" things:

>Most muslims here got assimilated into the hedonistic lazy shitty culture from here.
>Cops arent fags.

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>Mostly mixed race people.

CUTE LITTLE MONKEYS

Youre making this year's summer olympics worth watching

>Minority

We have a fuckload of gorgeous women here, familia, the Southern part of the country is a fucking 10/10 factory.

Nice food. Nice people.

>manjaw

Jiu-Jitsu is pretty dope man B)

>He breeds with jawlets

Why humiliate your offspring like this m8

>implying I breed with anything

>le white Southerners lol xD
>majority of the hwhites are kikes, poles, hohols, lebaniggers and ayyrabs
I'd rather be around Amerindians than your """""""""""white"""""""""""" people

SP não e BR

t. mixed race shitskin shitposting from prison

t. mixed race """""""white""""""zilian stormnigger

t. Mutt

Separe-se conosco, camarada. Limparemos vossos pretos depois.

Plenty of sexy women, plenty with white skin and huge delicious asses.

t. worker in the General Mines©

Your language sounds like shit.

Your tail is functional for climbing trees to get bananas

you have nice traps.

Thanks for helping Florida's economy. Why is it mobs of Brazilian teens go to FL?

Is she white?

Aren't the vast majority of Brazilian women terrible whores?

The day will come that we make something of "brazil." Thats the good news, favela/jungle nigger

God-tier bunda.

>fritz thinks he can complain about any language
Fuck you nigger, u just jelly of our romantic expressions

something nice

Vai se fuder rapaz tu achas que aqui tem moleque. Vou voar até Berlin e te dar uma tapa na cara com uma salsicha austriaca, depois faço tua mãe me servir um schanaps com chucrute e vinagre filho da puta.

tell me it sounds like shit

cool country, can't think but help of daffy duck.

Isn't Progresso a type of spaghetti sauce? Why would you put that on your flag? roflmao :^)

The rape of Berlin
nordestinos do Sul... nunca dirija a palavra a um paulista

Upboated

It looks like shit too

You're good at pissing off tree-huggers

You guys need to nuke rio, it's a fucking shithole.
Other parts of your country are very pretty.

Sao Paulo too

It sounds like a dirt poor rockawear hat sideways douchey guido in a barely functioning bar asking a girl to come back to his place to make another fart fetish video that brazilians are so famous for.

I am extremely jealous of having a tail and making fart fetish videos

Carioca de SP, coloque seu cérebro de macaco pra funcionar; se a separação dos estados sulistas já é quase impossível de acontecer, a separação estritamente paulista não vai acontecer nunca. Sua melhor chance de uma vida melhor é se unir com o movimento separatista sulista, imbecil imundo.

I love the massive fighting game scene there. You guys have kicking ass at Street Fighter IV embedded in your DNA or something.

Daddy was a chimp and mommy was an orangutan. How fondly i used to suckle on her swinging pendulous boobies


I saw this written in the margin of a brazilian scrapbook

Of course it was written in that piece of shit language you call poortuguese

Vai chupar uma pica grossa seu turco bostinha

Good luck with all the shrunken head zika babies

At least we don't speak Gergay and do pissing porn videos fgt

I would rather be farted then pissed on

.

>he's trying to create a new meme
>he's obsessed with brazillian fart videos
Jesus christ fritz, I think the bull's cum might be getting inside your head

7-1 was very entertaining

Not as entertaining as 9-11

God damn it..

Its ok adriano once you move out of the trees and stop picking lice im sure you might be called a nation.

Did i mention im completely awes by brazilian achievements and history. Most efficient fruit pickers in the world

ASS LOTS OF EM
THATS THE REAL HAPPINESS BRo

monkeys are a very intelligent species

Your country is comprised of proto humans. You are the missing link.

Fritz why are you so mad today, is your wife's bull a brazillian?

Time is up felipe. You used up your yearly ration of internet at the library time to let alexandro have his turn.

>alexandro
Missed my name by one letter fritz

>ordem e progresso
>there is no order and progress in brazil
time to change your motto

Picanha is fucking delicious, like god damn.

Feeling hungry? Try to ignore the broken portuguese.
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You can call me bantmaster

É só carne.

something nice

the brazillian boys were always very nice to the chinese girl clans on crossfire even if they didn't like the chinese/vietnamese boys

Brazillians are always nice to girls, in a somehow uncucked way.

>good football

Oasis was a great band

7-1 is not as bad as 7-0

We are smarter than common monkeys
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Brazilians know how to fight, vidrelated

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