Magic lamp guy again. Who's bored? If you're bored, just make a wish. Then I'll fuck it up

Magic lamp guy again. Who's bored? If you're bored, just make a wish. Then I'll fuck it up.

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I wish for neetsocs to drop dead.

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I wish I was able to complete my sente-

Granted! They all die in a fiery plane crash. But the plane has crashed into several homes before resting on yours. You, as well as many others, are trapped; thus slowly being burned to death. The last thing you hear is the horrified screams of dying children and their family.

Granted! But I can no longer finis....

I wish to have a prominent jawline.

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Granted! Your dick now shrinks when you are aroused.

I wish I had 60$

Granted! You HAD $60.

Well, sod.

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I wish Sup Forums was awesome again.

If you are dissatisfied with your wish, you may have a new one

Granted! But I have absolutely zero idea of when that will happen.

I wish to instantly physically be turned into an adorable 22 year old woman of my ideal appearance, traits, and attributes.

I wish for a world where some stuff is beautiful, but not everything - or perhaps everything is beautiful, but at-least you don't always notice it, so you can actually appreciate it when you do.

Where you're happy some of the time, but not all of the time, and some of the time you actually feel really sad, so you can tell the difference.

One where everyone doesn't love each-other, and some people aren't really that nice at all, so you can actually feel special about certain people.

One where bad stuff happens once in a while; where things are actually kind of hard, and finding success and meaning requires some thought, effort and creativity, so it actually feels important when you find it.

One where nothing is ever perfect, but some stuff can get really close if you try hard enough.

I'd never want to leave that life.

Doesn't that sound wonderful?

OK.
>I wish to be smart.

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Granted! But you are always stalked by a "Buffalo Bill" esc character. He kidnaps your friends, family and anyone else you love, sending bits and pieces of those people back to you at an alarmingly fast rate. He will never stop his rampage. You are now solely responsible for snuffing out innocent lives.

Also. You can't orgasm.

Granted! You are now labeled as the smartest retard in your special needs class!

I wish my mother didn't have brain damage.

Granted! Beauty is seen differently by all. Some see carnage as beautiful, others see flowers as beautiful. You are only happy to be around what you appreciate, what you truly deem as splendid. Those people who do not love you also see carnage in an aw inspiring light. They will murder you, just to see how shiny your blood is, how deep the color goes. The world is now catered to the needs of the few, not the many. Opportunities are given to those who enjoy murder. Those nearly perfect attributes are actually far from it they are, in fact, hallucinations from the medicine the doctors give you. These meds force you to murder, rape, and destroy all of what the ingenious minds have given over the last millennia. This all ushers in a new age of extinction. A world where all inhabitants seek perfection, but cannot attain it. Using violence and greed to achieve what they desire.

Doesn't that sound wonderful?

Granted! Your father is now a vegetable.

Whoo thinks was him..!?!

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What are you saying? Make a wish or get fucked.

I wish that other user would get fucked.

Granted! He gets laid by an incredibly hot woman, but you get fucked by life

I wish for true romantic love from the person of my desires in the way that I intend.

Granted! This only happens when you dream, but you only dream once every few weeks. Maybe twice if you're lucky.

XDDDDDDD YOU ARE FUCKING THE BEST MAN

I wish i could quit my nicotine addiction

I'm glad you're okay with being am absolute monster.

Granted! You now find meth much more appealing.

I wish I was born a biological woman.

i wish that I was a sexy goddess that belonged to OP

Aw, nuts. Guess I'll count my blessings that I get it at all.

I acctualy find weed so
Youre pretty good of making wishes come true
No one ever done my wish become so close to become real

Granted! You are now extremely disgusting, as wide as a freight liner, and a face made from pure fat.

I wish that I had unmatched talent when it came to doing art of any kind.

Granted! You have huge tits, a sexy face, no dick, nice ass. Everything I like! But I will torture you for all eternity, doing more and more extreme things. I won't even fuck you. Just take pleasure in your shrill screams of pain and horror.

Congrats? I guess your brain cells are fucked up from your non-stop weed usage. Congrats! I hope McDonalds at 60 treats you well

Granted! No one likes it.

I wish my gf didnt cheat on me so i can continue the life i led before her

I wish I had dubs.

Sorry, man.

Granted! You get drunk at a party, leading you to cheat on her. She finds out and dumps you, leaving you for someone new and better.

Granted! You name is now made entirely out of W's

I wish this wish was my only wish

Granted You wasted it.

I wish i have Time stop Powers, but, i can go back to The normal time If i want

Granted! You now age at nearly 1000x than normal when time is stopped. You have maybe an hour in there, have fun

No I didn't, I got exactly what I wanted, and you didn't fuck it up, which means I win and you lose! I defeated you, suck it!

Sounds like a child, you posed a question where you would "win" no matter what. Like a parent who caves to their children, I gave you what you wanted. I did that for you, be thankful

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Ah yes finally
All I want is some money so I can buy something stupid

I wish I could never get tired.

I wish I were black

Clean running water for the entire Planet.

Granted! You now have as much money as you want. But the money is stolen and traceable. Eventually the government catches up to you and you are then imprisoned for the rest of your life. You lose your family and your friends.

Granted! You now struggle with a meth addiction that consumes your whole life. You sell your belongings and your body just to feel "that" high again.

Granted! You also live in the 1800s where you are a slave on a plantation. It's hard work, but the master treats you well.

I wish this thread would end

Granted! But the water has legs and runs too fast to be caught, leading to a world wide drought, causing the collapse of humanity and the rise of water creatures. It was better this way.

I wish I was that user's master.

Granted! You are eventually caught sleeping with the user and are hung by the neck until death.

I wish I could get the newest iPhone each year. :)

Granted! But the screen is always broken beyond repair when you open the box. Apple refuses to fix it for free, user.

Cope harder faggot

haha dumb whitey

I wish this thread would end

Hello child

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Granted! It will end when it is pruned by a mod. Give it time

You've been posting this thread for days, people trying to trick you to get around the fuck up clause, you thinking you're hot shit. Some user manages it, and your comeback is child? Pathetic.

Well, you keep coming here, as do other people. You decided to throw insults like a pedophile throws candy. Who is truly the pathetic one here? The guy having fun, or the one who is attempting to be a keyboard warrior?

I wish you would post child porn within the next 15 minutes on this thread

Granted! I won't post CP, I refuse to break the law here. I'll post baby corn though

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i wanna wake up dead tomorrow morning

Here's another, you sick fuck

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I wish for the woman I like to be romantically in love with me.

Granted! You wake up feeling more dead inside than you usually do.

I cant fap to this, robin Williams jr

Granted! She is romantically in love with you, not physically. She will leave you if you do anything slightly annoying to her. This includes breathing, blinking, coughing, sneezing, your heart beating, even moving

I heard Tor is a good place to go if you desire for such an obscene wish to come true.

i want to fuck your dark tight little genie ass

I wish youd find me a mega link, faggot

Granted! You are now able to fuck my tight black ass when I die! I, sadly, am immortal

>Having fun defeating you, then laughing when you get buttblasted by my victory and call me a child
>"Keyboard warrior"
Definitely you, my autistic underage newfriend

Granted! I would complete this wish if Mega wasn't shut down

You are making me laugh, good job little buddy! You made this thread a little more enjoyable! I'm glad you came

I wish for true love.

i wish sissy hypno porn suddenly became very magically potent and effective upon those that view it.

Granted! You are gifted the 1989 hit "True Love"

I wish I were a champion, lifelong undefeated UFC fighter.

Granted! Those who view it are so disgusted that they kill themselves out of guilt right after they orgasm.

I can live with that

Granted! You defeat all of your opponents and go on to the hall of fame! As you are given a placard with your name, you hear the faint sound of an alarm. The sound grows louder and louder until you wake back up into your pathetic life.

I'm glad you can! I'm also glad you came back to check. Thank you for being a valued Lamp Guy customer!

I wish to become my fursona.

Bummer!

Now can in wish for an 8" long dick with 6" girth?

I wish youd watch this video before posting your next response to anyone: youtube.com/watch?v=meKxa_oedh0

I wish everyone in this thread to be in a happy relationship with real life versions of their waifus.

Usually no. This time I will grant it!
Women are so afraid of it that they will never ride it! The only way you can get laid is to rape women. When you do, you rip them apart. You are sent to prison, and your dick is removed by an inmate as a trophy. You are also fucked by your severed dick on a daily basis... there's a lot of blood loss.