Tell me something interesting about yourself!
Tell me something interesting about yourself!
Jack Smith
Jason Garcia
Nothing? RIP
Oliver Harris
Once i nutted three twelve times in three hours
Justin Mitchell
*12
Bentley Wright
....ow
Eli Garcia
I have seen this thread a few times with the same anime girl, out of curiosity why do you post it?
Brandon Collins
To talk to people, why else?
Michael Reed
My dnd character is the dm's favourite. By her admission.
Caleb White
And your dnd character is..?
Elijah Rivera
His name is Kyle and he's a neutral-good shifter
Ian Butler
Neutral good is the best :3
What's a shifter? I'm not a DnD person
Mason Reyes
It's basically an animal based species that has the ability to shift into that form for like a minute everyday
I can show you him if you wanna see! I also like drawing a lot
Nicholas Bailey
Ohhhh, neat! I'm definitely interested in seeing it
What do you like to draw? I'm pretty good at it myself, but mostly landscapes and not people at all
Adrian Peterson
I can fit an entire dick in my mouth.
Josiah Cook
I AM WE TALL DID
Jason Williams
Woah dude I'm frankly shocked
Noah Brooks
If you're gonna make that joke you should at least not say "I am"
That's pretty predictable
Juan Powell
I learned that one can start drinking alcohol out of necessity to forget what shit your life is
And that rl vodka is drunk like water after a while
Camden Jones
sometimes I'm funny and I know a lot of stupid facts
Chase Wright
You sound like you have some stuff you want to talk about.
What kind of stupid facts? Also, I'd love to hear some jokes
Gabriel Kelly
friends are hidden among the sleeping. wake up.
discorddotgg RmTHEgk
Nicholas Allen
Thanks bot!
Gabriel Harris
I hate avafags, how about you
Owen Barnes
I do as well, Evangelion is a shit anime
Isaac Morgan
Had an extremely bad child hood, parents divorced and poor, went to college at 14 never studied for shit and didn’t care about life or my future
Mason Robinson
not a bot. i'm sorry. something interesting about myself is that i can count on all five of my fingers
Ethan Wilson
>went to college at 14
Woah what?
Well okay then. Joined, Colbert is my profile picture.
William Bennett
I have 9.25 fingers.
Levi Lewis
Isaac Davis
The only video games I'm good at are games in the soulsborne series. All other games I'm complete shit at, even uno
Brayden Baker
What happened to the other .75 of them?
That's adorable!
Yooooo, same. I'm best at Bloodborne tbh
Christopher Bell
i have a piss fetish and like it when my bf pees on me
Hudson Cruz
Thanks man I fucking love cute shit
Aaron Reyes
pic related
Levi Reed
Not my thing but I guess good for you?
Clearly, it comes through well in your art!
That doesn't really answer how that happened...
Jaxon White
Bloodborne fucked me up at first. After playing DS1 and 2 the whole aggresive playstyle had me shook. But now I know how to work it. I can never go back to being a turtle
Brayden Rodriguez
The BB style is my favorite tbh. Though I've grown to enjoy the DS1 slow combat more as time goes on
Austin Miller
I had a unhappy accident whit a buzz-saw. Lost the thumb too, so they could´nt re-attach the damn thing either. Rolling cigaretts became a bitch after that.
Aiden Mitchell
here's a somewhat useful fact
>the average adult male can drink 3 average beers before they are "legally" drunk
and a joke
> so 2 guys sits at a bar in a skyscraper high above the city the first guy slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.
> the guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw.
>10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him
>the second guy asks, “How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we’re hundreds of feet above the ground!”
>the jumper responds in a slur, “Well, I don’t get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground". and tells the second guy to watch.
>he takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out.
>the second guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet.
>a few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar.
>the second guy has to try it, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window.
>he reaches the bottom, he doesn’t slow down and SPLAT!
>the jumper looks at the bartender and orders another shot of tequila.
>the bartender shakes his head and says
>"your a real asshole when you’re drunk, Superman.”
Asher Garcia
youtube.com
I'm sorry about that.
I guess that's why they all say they had a few drinks...
LOL. That was good :3
Owen Nelson
Diagnosed with antisocial personality disorder this week
Nathan Miller
ty ty a know a few knock knock jokes too but you have to start it
Asher Sanders
Don’t be a weeaboo avatar faggot. No one likes that shit.
Zachary Johnson
You’re a fucking furry. Gtfo.
Nathaniel Diaz
At least I got a semi funny story, a "magictrick" and a few bad jokes out of it ( all thumbs,being one) .
Would be a great ice-breaker if I didnt despise people in general.
Jeremiah Fisher
Samuel Long
Knock knock
Hunter Reed
Knock knock?
No one likes me in general so might as well
Why do you despise people?
Jaxson Sanchez
who's there?
>that's the joke HAHA
Camden Murphy
I went shooting for the first time about a week ago. had to go to Indiana from Illinois because our gun laws are ass.
Matthew Allen
Not op, but how did you like it user? And what did you shoot?
Joshua Nelson
Because, in general, they are decadent tards that buy shit they dont really need at insane prices. And a good few must be watching all the thrash reality shows on TV. This little nifty civilization they built for themselves is going downhill. But fuck that, as long as there is bread and games why would they notice? But I think things are getting flaky, a little bit frizzled at the ends, so to speak.
Brayden Martinez
I had a terrible day and was feeling depressed so I started scrolling Sup Forums for some uncompromising memes but instead watched a video of a guy beating a tranny to a bloody pulp in the subway. I did not like it now feel even worse.
Also, sometimes I draw, I guess.
Logan Adams
Police - your son died in a car crash from drunk driving. He was an alcohol.
Luis Diaz
I am one with the Force. The Force is with me.
Ayden Thompson
Matthew Moore
fuck you that's not old enough
>an alchohol
Carter Price
I'm pro-gun but really don't know anything about them at all. That being said, I'll describe it my best.
It was really fun. My target sheet was 5 yards away, but the thrill came from the power that I could feel through my hands. I definitely did NOT go through a lot of bullets, when compared to my other experienced friends.
We used my friend's 80% semi-auto rifle, and rented an AR semi-auto and a pump-action (don't remember the names or calibers, sorry.) My favorite was the AR, since it was the only one with removable magazines, and also it was the lightest. 10/10 would shoot again
Chase Harris
Well it is a weapon designed for combat so it should have shot smooth while being light and mobile.
I'm partial to shotguns (particularly mossberg model 500, since navy fag) and high caliber revolvers (good for home defense since wont jam). Keep shooting my guy. It's fun as hell
Jack Gomez
SORRY SORRY I DIED FOR A BIT I'LL REPLY IN A SEC
Jaxon King
Someone give this bitch some nuzzles stat!
James Taylor
I've shot a few guns and they're not my thing for the most part. Did you enjoy it?
People have been noticing similar things for the past few thousand years and yet we somehow persevere
Oh, that's awful sorry :(
Hopefully I gave you at least a smile?
Oof
Joshua Jenkins
I want to impregnate a toddler
Colton Johnson
That's physically impossible and also gross
Logan Hughes
You cant do that, also kys
Leo Gonzalez
What he said, killing yourself is preferable
Jackson Hill
I haven't spoken to my dad in 13 years and the last year or so it hurts so bad my chest hurts when I think about him.
Nicholas Sullivan
You know, I haven't spoken to mine in about that amount of time + a few years too
What happened in your case?
Julian Turner
I'm actually going to be a famous pop musician in the 2020s
Jordan Bell
I'm in college. I'm 3 years through my health physics degree, but I have found a love for anthropology. I'd switch majors but my job is paying for the college and it has to be health physics
Charles Taylor
anime is for retards who think they are too cool for cartoons even tho anime is for little babys
Ethan Cox
An evil women fucked his head up. My older sister left a few years b4 me. Not sure what happened to my little brother. Probably dipped too. I left at 17. How bout you?
Eli Barnes
Oh, are you? What's your stage name?
I'd say stick with your current degree and then follow you dream afterward. If you have the passion and talent then you can use your degree as leverage even though it isn't in the field you want
Agreed, fuck weebs
>an evil women
Um...
And my parents didn't like each other, that's the most I'll say about it.
Evan Gonzalez
Currently listening to youtube.com
Apreciating the wierdness of life
Adrian Allen
Oooo hurdy gurdy, neat. How'd you get into that?
Isaiah Young
I'm not gonna reveal here. The last thing I want happening is the public knowing I browse this, but thanks for asking!
Jace Roberts
I stumbled upon a song called "omen" by the same guy, thanks for replying fren, you have a good night
Charles Adams
Makes sense
You can add me on discord if you want YtSeJamz#0423
I want to be friends with a famous person :(
You too
Aiden Thompson
An evil stepmother to clarify.
The weird thing is my # daydream is getting a call from him. The hilarious part is I'm unlisted, use no social media, and theres almost zero pictures of me.
Cameron Thomas
>impossible
insider.com
Not like I wouldn't want to impregnate a fetus too, but she technically would be a toddler after she born
Cameron Taylor
Dreams aren't often logical lol
Samuel Gomez
I am painfully addicted to the Taste of cum (not my own) I don’t understand how this becomes an addiction.
Zachary Cooper
>parasitic twin
Nice try
The taste varies with diet tho, how can you be addicted to the generic taste?
Christopher Taylor
True lol. I do take some comfort if the fact that the last thing I hear out of that bitch's mouth was "let him go. He'll be sleeping in a ditch or dead in a month." By some gard work, a lot of sacrifices, and one really big fluke I got to retire at 26 and drink 400 dollar a bottle booze
Brayden Peterson
(Me) Yes I know a (You) will show up. Im an old newfag
Im sure the Romans will be glad to hear that, and the Aztecs. Make sure to tell the Incas too if you see one. Or any other collapsed civilization, they go tits up all the time. Humans have remained, but civilizations rise and fall.
Luis Walker
Think of cum like steak. It all has a base flavor. You change the flavor with seasoning and cooking technique. You change the flavor of cum with diet. The base is still there though
Daniel Torres
Well I usually make whatever partner I plan to hookup with eat Pineapples for the day beforehand to make it nice and sweet
Brody Long
Wow. How did you get there?
I said humans, not civilizations. I agree with you for the most part.
True, I guess. What's your favorite variety then?
Wyatt Myers
I like this youtu.be
Caleb Hill
Nice.
Justin Ramirez
I prefer salty and bitter. Especially if I'm licking it out of a pussy.
If it's a straight load to the mouth, sweet is better
Jason Anderson
Chase Peterson
Lived out of a pos truck for 18 months. Worked my ass off. Got a piece of land that I payed cash for. Build a shack, which I had a sign that said "the groove shack" on the door. But i got lucky with bitcoin. I bought into it early. Honestly I just thought having "hacker money " was cool as shit. I've cashed out must if it and like a good boy payed my taxes.
Adrian Jones
What part of the country? I'm in California and all that sounds nigh impossible here lol
Evan Foster
I’m sitting on my leathery throne at 1:32 in the morning talking to you
Gavin Diaz
East coast, huh? How is it over there?
Thomas Stewart
I left GA and went to Missouri. Lands pretty cheap here. I worked in a town just west of saint Louis. Bought incorporated so I didnt have to follow building codes. Which was good as I think about half the stuff I used in that project I walked out of my work lol
Charles Scott
The pussy juices add sweetness too it, and I'm not taking it directly in the mouth.
Aiden Gutierrez
I know what y.... ffs. Jew me once.
Juan Reed
Cold but no snow as of yet which makes me very down hearted about this Christmas season the only thing keeping me in high hopes for this season is the unquantifiable amount of alcohol I will drink when the fat man leaves present under neath my tree and my family visits me