Star Wars - Episode VIII Teaser Discussion

HEY FAGGOTS

THE TEASER IS OUT, TALK ABOUT IT
youtube.com/watch?v=zB4I68XVPzQ

People are saying the teaser confirms the script leak. However... The script leak is here:
docdroid.net/kOVK1q2/viii-thelastjedi.pdf.html

Fakest shit.

All this shit about Rey being the goddess of the Force is absolutely fake. There's been a tree since Episode 7, of course a fake script leak would include it.

No really, read through this shit, none of the lines from the trailer are in it, the first line of the film isn't "Who are you?" and in fact Luke never says "Who are you?" and if you read it the choppiness of the dialog and action is not something Rian would write.

It's fan fiction, and bad fan fiction. Rey is a shitty character, but for actual reasons.

also lol what a tepid teaser

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this poster is kino as fuck

No, it's shite

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Yes but will Hayden be in it?

There isn't an active teaser discussion thread. There is a Star Wars Celebration thread, random shit about Star Wars, but nothing dedicated to the teaser and no Star Wars generals. Fucking backseat mod.

A FUCKING TREE

EVEN GEORGE COULDN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Did they even try?

Star Wars: The Last Tron.

Joking aside. Rein will have some very kino scenes in this film. J.J. can make a blockbuster, but man he would have been terrible for the direction they're aiming for here, glad they're going with a new direction everytime. That shot with Kylo Ren and his lightsaber, wew, epic. Dare I say, /ourbigjedguy/?

Rey is a Mary Sue. She is. There is nothing Luke can't teach her, she already did everything. Fuck her

lol looks same as the one before this

Star Wars is literally Recton: The Series

Script leak is fake. You treeposters will have to find new material.

Bacta doesn't leave scars

this is the shillest post I've read in weeks

>it's time for the Jedi to end

well, it's like the original OT was totally pointless

he's making a Grey Jedi order, real balance

DENY IT ALL YOU WANT FUCKFACE

ITS ALL ABOUT A FUCKING TREE
>Luke walked out of the tree
>Set photos of the tree
>Trailer focus on the tree

Script is not fake.
Tree is real get used to it.

what THE FUCK does that have to do with my post

I miss 70s John Williams.

what's this tree stuff everybody's talking about

>Force Tree is real
>Vise versa Adam and Eve origin story is real
>The fucking tree is real
>Anakin's storyline is ruined

Wow...so Midochlorians 2.0 coming then? You'd think they'd learn their lesson the first time.

>tfw the Lightsabre Rey holds is sightly off-centre from the light beam
>tfw she's so shit at acting, she can't even hold a prop right on the poster that someone else edited her into

meh, the shots of the ships turning the ground red is like classic abrams. the trailer reads like any films by him; attractive and epic but only in a simplified and ultimately meaningless way.

>Blue to Red

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So the lines in the teaser that don't appear in the script leak, the characters confirmed that don't appear in the script leak, the scenes in the teaser that don't appear in the script leak, none of those matter more than a fucking tree to you.

Great. Go plant yourself, you fucking walnut.

They could had show at least one fucking lightsaber fight, like a second of it

Disney has decided to share their headcanon for both origin AND fate of all Jedi.

They also want you to believe it's official.

It's possible that the second shot is from the temple burning flashback with Luke and R2D2. So the scar is from something completely different.

>spend your adult life trying to resurrect the Jedi
>"meh, fuck it. the jedi need to end"

where were you when they ruined Luke?

They know you people would shit all over it for "pandering", so why bother?

Have you seen the whole movie yet?
Fuck i'm jealous i thought a teaser didn't show every line and character
most of the time they keep that for the movie.

Dumbfuck

And it explains why he changed his mind autist

>read script
>R2D2 is with Chewie
this is obviously fake. Force Awakens ended with R2D2 with Rey. The tree stuff and Luke no longer being a Jedi were rumored long before this leak.

Also TFA had a shitton of lines in the trailers that weren't in the movie, as did rogue one.

They re-use lines from the orginals for the trailers everytime
My father had it- i had it - you have it.

A FUCKING TREE

That part at 1:18 looks exactly like if this was the Hoth battle but they replaced the ships in V with those weird sand things.

Are they even trying?

Not only did the ruin Luke but they also completely undermined his entire story in the OT.

Now everything in the saga is all about Rey.

I'm starting to think that Kathleen Kennedy secretly hated George Lucas and this whole thing is her revenge

This is literally Empire Strikes Back with a new cast. How does Disney continue to get away with this?

>picture of a tree leaks
>someone writes a fake script about the tree xyz and everyone flips their shit
>tree is in the trailer
>therefore the tree and related plot is exactly what it was in the script
Were you dropped on your head as a kid? Do you not understand how logic works?

Star Wars Episode VIII = KOTOR 2

>implying he isn't going to change his mind again
>implying Rey isn't the one that is going to change his mind
>implying Luke will not acknowledge that Rey is more fit for the role than him

People keep paying to see it. How can this be stopped?

one, albeit massive, setback, so he runs away from his friends to go cry on some island on a distant planet? that does not sound like Luke at all

But that implies that it will be a masterpiece user

would you care to share that as well

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Uhhh you don't get to bring jedi

There are lines and entire scenes in the teaser not present in the "leak"

You might be autistic.

oh my god who gives a shit what Sup Forums thinks

I am tired of them using the same fucking music over and over again, the sunset medley or whatever that used to be Lukes theme

Will they ever make new music? Pretty much each prequel had its own score and different songs on each teaser.

I am TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT

>If its in the trailer its for sure in the movie.

Remember that sick scene from Rogue One where Jyn faced off against a tie fighter?

TFA: Female lead
Rogue One: Female lead
Rebels: Multiple female leads
Last Jedi: Female lead
Forces of Destiny: Female lead
Battlefront 2: Female lead

RIP Star wars you had a good run

>Picture of Tree
>Tree rumors come up
>Someone writes fake script with leaks included to seem genuine
>Tree is in trailer

>Therefore it must all be fake
Were you? Have you even finished middle school

>Luke has grown distant from the light or the Jedi Order (the symbol being cast by the glares), Ben/Kylo is drawn toward it
>Rey's lightsaber shifts from blue to red

Could be kino or it could just be pretentious shit that is just designed to look cool rather than imply any story element. Either way I'm very happy they at least tried with the poster this time around, TFA and Rogue One had such abysmal posters that look worse than shit I saw in my high school sophomore graphic design class.

WTF are you on about? Chewie was with Rey and R2 at the end of TFA. People in the know are already talking about Luke's reunion with R2 and Chewie and by all accounts it's going to cause nerd tears to flow

A FUCKING TREE

not like you need muscles with future-tech dawg

Don't see anything wrong really. Dont be such a butthurt beta male user

Besides we get Oscar Isaac and funny quirky BBC

So whose voices do you hear in the trailer? Yoda, Obi-Wan? Anyone else?

Grow up you beta nu-male oestrogen ridden faggot.

It's not a very hype inducing trailer.

WAAAHHH I HATE WOMEN

Grow the fuck up.

Silly numale, those other 6 movies don't exist..only disney exists.

Yeah the theme of oscar isaac and boyega would be cool.

Its a teaser of the official trailer.

Thats how ridiculous this world is now. We get teasers of teasers.

it in no way compared to the first TFA teaser they released youtube.com/watch?v=erLk59H86ww

Kylo/Rey double turn incoming

Denial phase, it's okay user
We're mad too

Was heavybreathing part of your plan?

Its a copy of empire strikes back

Luke trained with Yoda, now rey trains with luke and what appears to be yoda force ghost

hello shills!

Oh okay sorry, didn't realise it was b8

We will never ever get trailers like this again

youtube.com/watch?v=a3Cdj3GpobM

will a white guy play Lando this time around?

is abrams doing this one also?

Those arcs were in the movie. Girl climbed that same tower, girl wore that uniform, there was a beach fight, and blackman's cave was there.

there's no sand speeder mention
there's no "who are you" you're just a shitposter

>A FUCKING TREE

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>>A FUCKING TREE

no, the guy who did Looper and one or two episodes of Breaking Bad

(i didn't mention Brick because it fucking sucks)

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>>>A FUCKING TREE

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THE ATTACK OF THE CLONES OF THE CURRENT TRILOGY

>You're a shill if you don't hate women

Top kek

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>>>>A FUCKING TREE

>Looper

D R O P P E D

If I that off, would I die?

>white guy
>in nu-wars
i don't think so

welcome to nu-Sup Forums

youtube.com/watch?v=0xAZN_RM5ks
Even with a shitty trailer. Episode 3 looks more interesting and fun.

they showed all 5 new characters and people were wondering who they're gonna be.
ofc the hype wouldn't be that much for episode 8 because we already know those characters

no one hates women keep up that white knighting though cuck.

You died because the tree chose the dark side for you.

> A FUCKING TREE GEORGE

Thats actually a pretty good trailer tho

Miss me?

mfw tree fags won't leaf things alone

Episode III made fucking worth it to watch entire trilogy

it was better than VII

I hope Finn and Poe are gay for each other. It would really help make the movie even more progressive. It's 2017 after all.

What is the tree?

Mediocre meme

Looks terrible.