I am a 29 year old hugless...

i am a 29 year old hugless, kissless virgin who has accepted the fact that i will never experience love or affection and i will die as i lived, completely alone.

ask me anything.

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Yo bro, if you are 29 and all that is true.. itseither because of your personality or your attitude.
We have all seen ridiculously funny looking people with partners still. You seem average looking. As in perfectly able to find a girl who thinks you're attractive to her. You must have some other issue dude. Have you identified what I'm talking about already? What is holding you back?

Do you wear Pampers or something?

height/weight? do you have a job?

Ever think of seeing a hooker?

bruh seriously just get on the fuck it attitude, dl tinder or someshit and go for the plain/fat chicks. easy poon and some are DTF right away if you don't fuck it up.

if you're even more desperate just get a hooker. satisfy the urges man its life

His issue is most likely being an average fuck but not wanting to accept an average/below average girl. These fags want 10/10 bombshells without working on themselves.

I'm 23 an ima stay a virgin for ever, for ever alone

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i get rejected on first sight, long before personality or attitude factors in. but i've been told i have a good personality and attitude. it really doesn't make a difference.

pic related, a recent formal review.

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no, but i may as well.

5'11" 300 lbs. Yes I have a job.

Do u pray 2 b special, r u a creep, r u a weerdo, wth r u doing here, do u belong here, do u want 2 go 2 heaven?

yes. if it were legal i would.

legal to fucking whom? it doesnt matter bro, get a burner number/phone and go for it. as long as you arent just paying someone's pimp then you're not hurting anyone

on tinder, at the time i had it i found a hack. every time you changed the distance, it'd give you more people to swipe on (even if you already achieved the "max" amount of people. so i went through, every single distance, and swiped right on every single girl.

i got zero matches. not even a bot.

that's one of the major evidences of how absolutely disgustingly ugly i must be.

My dick cant get hard for girls anymore ever since I Went 2 hell instead of heaven, and every girl is blacked dot coms leftovers, i'm staying a virgin forever forever alone

i would take any girl. literally any.

Are you a virgin because you're such a faggot or are you a faggot because you're still a virgin?

tinder algorithm fucked you over man. don't right swipe on every girl, it bricks your account and sends you to ELO hell

go for the plain janes aka no instawhores with a ratio of like 1:10 right swipes to left swipes

all the sites are full of scams anyways, there's no real girls on there. not in my area.

second option i guess

eros/slixa/tryst/privatedelights are all reliable, cops dont have the time to make fake profiles on there or set up websites and shit. been using for months and no problems at all

Every girl is a lieing cheating false hood, stds stis stvs stbs diseased and infected i'm staying a virgin forever feelings intensify forever alone I'll never play sports at school and hug and kiss tha cheerleaders after that or go to church and get married

i wish it was just legal so i didn't have to put up with that whole rigamarole.

i also think euthanasia should be legal. why can't i have a humane, professional, guaranteed death?

I'm a creep, i'm a weerdo, wth am I doing here, I don't belong here, I want 2 go 2 heaven, I want 2 forget GTA

Then you'll have no problem, work on your conversation skills and don't be afraid to approach them first. They don't come to you if you're average.

they don't let me talk to them. they all start looking away in dramatic fashion to make it clear they're disgusted by me.

Then you're socially retarded and they can instantly tell what your intentions are

i don't even have intentions.

my threads always suddenly die :(

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This guy is right, nonetheless you have potential as any other person to become whoever you want to be just put the work and gtfo of this degenerate place.
STRUGGLE CREATES STRONG MEN.
Post here when you complete your objectives. Go for some tips on /SIG/

Stop complaining. No one wants to fuck a negative bloke.

everyone hates me and nobody cares about me and i don't want to be alive

im like 10 times uglier than you and have fucked around a lot and had a couple of long term relationships. whats holding you back?

you're definitely not uglier than me, you must have body dysmorphia. it's not possible to be uglier than me.

forever?

dont ever swipe right unless you actually mean it you are fucking up their algoritm and get no matches. better to suck it up and pay for it, then you get to see those who swipe right on you. there are more than you think. i swipe left on 99% and have a shitload of rightswipers waiting for me to swipe them. all from a ugly picture.

You’re not ugly, it’s an unflattering angle and too close up and you’re nit looking at camera that’s all. You made the pic look the worst it could look. Use plenty of fish or tinder, and if ur socially awkward take half a Xanax or something before meeting women

you are stupid enough to post your own face on here so lets just look at that. i have severe acne, always had. my face isnt that bad now but i still got my entire back including ass covered with them and most of my chest. im balding and my hair color is kinda blond but not quite, it has a hint of gray and it looks weird when it get greasy and it does after 1hour. im 182cm but 120kg aka fat. my skin look almost infected with lots of scars and has a pig white color to it, from years of doing hard and manual labour with chemicals and shit, and from sunless nordic winters and periodes of hard drinking. i have both a slight limp after a broken ankle and back pains that cause me to walk like quasimodo from time to time. i also stutter a bit and have severe social anxhiety mixed with light autism. i still get laid, whats your excuse?

The fact that you're still alive amazes me

I'm in the same place, OP, but 11 years older. You'll get over it, after 35 your urge to masturbate will diminish.

Would you take a fat woman?

if you've accepted it then stop complaining about it. go talk to fat girls

Any dick pics?

Mine slowed at 30. Going once a week feels like eternity between faps. Used to edge for 3-4 hours but not anymore. I usually just get it over with or if I make it an event I can only last an hour at most.

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same

Daymn son maybe shed like 90 pb?

I meant lbs. My eurobrain short circuits when i try to write anything else than kg

It's alright. Most people are miserable just like you, with or without a relationship. Only the best people get to be happy.

Nope.

> 1. Gym Membership. Now.
> 2. Paleo Diet.
> 3. Jordan Peterson.
> 4. Start going to college. Now. STEM.

Stop wasting time. Do it now. Fucks sake. Devote the hours of 7:00 AM to Noon to this, fucking kill the game.

People are superficial. There's no hope if you're 300 LBS. become 170. Go.

> 3. jordan peterson

ummm no, that guy is so cucked its not funny. Open your eyes with Joe Rogan.

Quit being a retard and post your dick

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Don’t swipe right on every one, school boy error thinking it will maximise you’re match potential but in fact it does the complete opposite I had to create a new tinder profile cause I done the exact same thing cause a friend said to do it, before I done it I was matching with quite a few people but after it I matched with no one so don’t get disheartened from it. But tbh fuck tinder and any other dating app off and sort your own shit out first cause you wont attract fuck all with a shitty downbeat attitude, work on yourself as hard as you can for at least 6 months and then get back out there

lol, I'm turning 48 in a month and I have the urge to masturbate about 5 out of 7 nights a week, sometimes every day especially when I can't sleep and my balls feel like they need to be emptied. My ex girlfriends daughter comes over sometimes when she's drunk and horny, I sleep like a baby on those nights

I'd say don't give up, but giving up is how I met my gf. We started talking in a fluffy thread a few years ago. Recently met her irl, she's wonderful.

So give up I guess, it worked for me.

Op, you aren't missing anything.


Keep your money.

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Old person, please stop talking about your old balls

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Don't respond to this fucking loser, been found this shit FOR YEARS now, ignore him

my balls are very firm and young looking, so, shut your face junior

fluffy thread?

Ugly chicks. Date Ugly chicks. Why do you think it's often ugly women who make the best moms? They don't think they're too good for what they got. Have you tried this?

tits + timestamp

lmao at dipshits who think being fit or well-off somehow makes it any better with women

all that happens is that relationships with them go from something it feels impossible to get to something you have to avoid or else your life is ruined

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>>>Just stop being a gay retard

Yeah they had them almost daily on Sup Forums for ages. Fluffybooru has most of the pics. It was basically making fun of the bronys

M00t is dying of ass cancer

Hey OP how about you go to asia for a little vacation. You can FUCK some women and dudes who look like women

do u needa hugg

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Show your stomach

time stamp fat faggot

Heroin and coke you worthless sack of shit