/curl/ - Olympic Curling General

Women Session 2 running!

EVE - USA
CAN - KOR
DEN - JPN
OAR - CHN

SATSUKI
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FUJISAWA
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First to SK

favourite curling moment so far?
for me it's naisu

rachel fucked up

can you stop spamming this rancid sow

>slagging off Eve so loudly that even the BBC commentators laugh

kek

canada is losing 1-4 should i be worried? is this a big gap? i have no idea

*eats your banana*

That Jap girl following the measuring thingy and giggling desu

We comfy lads?

based fujisawa poster

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>mfw my coworker looks like eve

Cute Japanese girl giggling last night during the measurements

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fpbp

That's a big girl

I think it's possible to score 7 in one end even in the olympics.

>this guy

Measurements you say?

Cuter than Eve's pasty stroke victim face

i could plaster my wall with that amount of makeup

This is not an official size rugby ball!

>ye olde facebook
Okay, autismo.

can you stop losing to worst korea

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You should be worrying because your fucking Canada, how are you letting Korea beat you even if it's by 3?

Saying that, I wouldn't put it past Canada to churn out a 4 point or 3 point end to screw them over

Is there a gif of this?

>OPEN UR LEGS ANA

TELL ME SOMEONE RECORDED THAT PLEASE

good choices

Rachel needs to go home. Pull Cheryl from the stands. Now before it’s too late.

Still using English (pirate) eh?

>using Adblock plus instead of uBlock Origin

Can someone explain why the US, at the end of the previous end, just slid the stone all the way through instead of trying to score a point?

ETERNAL /eve/
N/eve/R LEAVE

Hammer is better than 1 point most of the time

I have no clue who's on your team. Do still have JJ? And is Kaitlyn Lawes there or was she only on mixed doubles?

Shouldn't it be Facebooke?

And Canada talks shit on OUR ladies looks.

Who you got in every team user?

Trying to keep the hammer I'm guessing

blank an end and you retain the hammer.

Homan
Miskew
Courtney
Weagle

Retain the hammer (last stone throw advantage) for this end. Looks like it's worked cos it'll get them two point to take the lead.

It's called getting a blank end. You do it if you want to remain the last throwing team, known as having the hammer. It's generally not worth losing the hammer for just one point since it so advantageous

>JJ
Lost to Homan at the Olympic trials and Lawes is only mixed.

2 2 5 1 1 5 2 3 5 1

dam son why canada lose to best korea

wtf for ghoul is 2nd column 3rd row

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Yeah JJ was killing everyone in the canadian olympic trials and then she had a complete meltdown in her last three matches

Somehow women curling with 5 player teams is worse than mixed doubles in terms of qts.

nice digits btw

2
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5
1
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2 (oddly enough)
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Are those girls any good? I actually only know JJ and Lawes and I know they're damn good.

That was too close to a fuck up. No way we're gonna win.

Im looking at the schedule and there's another session at 6 am? So the women are playing two sessions today?

This bitches actually have a lead?

>Eve

Getting burgered

>strongest team is losing to people who never heard of the sport until 2014
Are they jobbing?

that alt jap

>usa taking the lead

time to finally make up for 7 (seven)

>hope solo thread is still up

lol

If we don't even win this then I'm gonna go mental.

Homan is considered top two in the world along with JJ

Hammer

Last-rock or last-stone advantage in an end is called the hammer. Before the game, teams typically decide who gets the hammer in the first end either by chance (such as a coin toss), by a "draw-to-the-button" contest, where a representative of each team shoots to see who gets closer to the centre of the rings, or, particularly in tournament settings like the Winter Olympics, by a comparison of each team's win-loss record. In all subsequent ends, the hammer belongs to the team that did not score in the preceding end. In the event that neither team scores, the hammer remains with the same team. Naturally, it is easier to score points with the hammer than without; in tournament play, the team with the hammer generally tries to score two or more points. If only one point is possible, the skip will often try to avoid scoring at all in order to retain the hammer until the next end, when two or more points may lie. This is called a blank end. Scoring without the hammer is commonly referred to as stealing, or a steal, and is much more difficult.

Honestly believe it was a jewish trick from the IOC to choose such shit pictures for the OAR team. Look at them live and tell me they're even the same women (yes I know makeup, but still).

Anyway, for me, it's ARSEenkina

dam son final score 8 1

Men played two sessions yesterday, so probably.

JJ is ranked #1 for women's curling and Homan is #2

korea doesnt even play this sport

100%

Yes. It cycles between men and women. Men played two yesterday and will play two tomorrow.

leave rachel alone

shes like a female christopher walken

took out 3

japan no ;_;

fujisawa ;_;

this woman kills me

meh i know we have a deep pool of players but its still curling its not like our top athletes are playing in it

LEGO'D

Curling makes me miss table tennis. I get a similar vibe from this game.

We gonna fuck this up aren't we?

>beaten 7-5

Whats the score in Canada-Korea?

8-1 best korea

What's going on in the Canada-Korea match? There crowd can't stop cheering

dem son big ass glasses

Scottish Gwyneth Paltrow. If she French braided her hair she'd be 10/10

Maybe I am behind but CBC Halifax it's still 4-1

>he saves table tennis webms

Kinda cool tbqh senpai

Here are the mixed doubles

C H L O E K I M

Ana always looks so timid

No!

danish girl got some nice drumsticks on er

just the cute ones

BOOM I AM RIGHT GAIN BRITAIN IS FLOPPING AS USUAL IN THE OLYMPICS. KARMA FOR ALL THE BULLYING SINCE RIO OLYMPICS.

ALL EPLEL TEAMS WILL FLOP AS WELL 100% CONFIRMED.

fuck off

Anastasia with 0% competition

>ywn fuck your curling-fu and pebble the sheet with your jizz

4-3 canada losing start of 7

What's taken you so long?