>there is no God, better rip that band aid off now. You'll thank me later
Jesus Fucking Christ, barely even 3 MINUTES into the VERY FIRST EPISODE and this despicable show is already shoving reddit atheist shit down your throat. I thought all those "*burp* GODS NOT REAL MARTY" pastas were exaggerating, but that's literally what this show is like. I don't know if I'll be able to make it to the end of this episode, let alone the whole series.
Today, Good Friday, a billion otherwise sane humans will celebrate a man, who they also believe was God, getting brutally murdered and then coming back to life three days later. They will also tell you that he is still alive to this day. Easter is bat-shit crazy and don't let anyone forget.
Lincoln Powell
These people are allowed to vote.
When you're out driving, these people are driving on the road with you. Let that sink in how dangerous that is.
Jacob Lewis
>le fedora "craziness" is subjective you're also a retard
Ethan Richardson
GET SCHWIFTYYY XD
John Perez
It's just a joke, you baby. The show most likely has Christian writers
Jacob Robinson
t. christfags
Charles Reed
The "voice of reason" makes all of that sound so easy. Yeah just help all the refugees its literally that simple. Just help them. That's it
Nicholas Edwards
>le epic strawman sure am glad I can stop arguing now and just post silly hat pictures instead
Justin Gomez
DUDE MCDONALDS SAUCE LMAO
Lincoln Richardson
ricks crazy gadgets arent real either
but i guess morty should leave that band aid on
Christian King
I'm an Atheist and I don't get triggered every time I hear a character in a show or movie say there is a God.
Austin White
lol
Nolan Reed
good for you
Justin Barnes
Because you know it to be true
Kayden Johnson
The way I see it, there is God and Satan and bad and good things will happen due to evil and the light both being in play.
It's ignorant and stupid to say there is, or there is not, (a) God and not a devil.
Also Rick and Morty is gay.
Daniel Nelson
Yes and it was the pilot. He only makes a mention like this once more in the entire series. Stop shitposting.
John Gonzalez
>A character in a show expresses an opinion, that must mean the creators of that show want to shove this opinion down our throats
You have the artistic sensibilities of a 5 year old.
Ryder Green
>literally daily school shootings >ids just da brice of freedumb
kek
Austin Morales
Yeah! Sup Forums is a Christian message board. Can't have any of that atheist shit here!
Henry Jones
That's because you're an atheist--you're rational, emotionally well-balanced, and probably of above average intelligence. If you were a hypocritical retard you'd be a Christian
Joshua Turner
>getting triggered by atheism
Noah Thomas
I'm sure you would be if Rick was replaced with William Craig and every epik atheist soapbox scene was replaced with him philosophizing on why God exists to his atheist family.
>and every epik atheist soapbox scene was replaced with him philosophizing on why God exists to his atheist family.
So like, that one scene in the first episode?
Brody Price
>literally daily school schootings this is what eurotards actually believe
Grayson Brooks
>a sticky is placed up to stop multiple Star Wars threads (and isn't even enforced) >during a time when this Sup Forums bullshit is being spammed constantly for the last week What did the shitty moderating team mean by that?
Samuel Baker
The devil exists in Rick and Morty, does that mean God does too?
Kayden Cooper
Americans took atheism too far and made it a meme, just like they do with everything
Josiah Butler
What a load of shit. The whole point is Muslims and their useful idiots are desperately trying to overturn the separation of church (mosque) and state to protect their feelings.
Everything from that point on is moronic, there would be plenty of people willing to raise taxes to help vets, for example.
No wonder Reddit worships that faggot.
Jason Morgan
>one scene oh boy here we go again. I know this is the same person so I'm not going to list off every scene I remember that has one, you can re-watch the show if you really feel like it.
Dominic Morris
>rick and morty >"art" What is this autism.
Christian Fisher
>oh boy here we go again. I know this is the same person so I'm not going to list off every scene I remember that has one, you can re-watch the show if you really feel like it.
So you admit there aren't any more?
Jacob Hill
>What is this autism. Yeah, sure am dying to have that conversation again.
Joseph Peterson
>daily streetside Muslim truck pedestrian bowling sessions >still haven't banned trucks Why one and not the other? Just keep sacrificing your freedoms so you can keep pretending one religion isn't solely responsible.
Jaxson Green
Who cares? Don't watch it.
I hate that internet has basically become one big "it's us vs. them" mentality. Every fucking day with this shit.
Austin Bennett
If you watched the show you would know that that's the most powerful scene in the entire series.
James Gutierrez
I remember at least 4 from the 5 episodes I watched. >pluto episode >giant golden face episode >car battery episode >"rip the band-aid off" I dont remember which one that's from in the fifth one rick and summer beat the shit out of a baptist but I'm not nitpickey so I won't count it.
Kevin Robinson
Are you that insecure abo0ut your beliefs that you have to go on an autistic splurge? I mean damn, Morty believes in god, can characters no longer have personal views and convictions? I believe, but getting this triggered is pathetic.
Dylan Davis
>xkcd Could you BE any more reddit?
Isaac Collins
That's literally the only time he says it.
Benjamin Ward
>I'm an Atheist
Michael Lee
IIRC he published this literally a few hours before the election started.
So brave.
Jace Peterson
Literally redit and memey.
Jackson Clark
The picture you replied to isn't xkcd
Julian Robinson
>ano domini 2017 >he's still an atheist
Isaiah Edwards
>newfags who browsed Sup Forums for 5 minutes think you have to be Christian to fit in on Sup Forums now Sup Forums really is the worst board
Joshua Lopez
>if you just accept it then it isn't shit! This is where you belong.
Jaxson Sanchez
now I won't get a reply and your stupid fucking ass will write the asinine "one time" post in every rick and morty thread that ever appears on this board.
Robert Morris
Why would it be such a big deal.
Thousands of shows, including kids shows show religious shit into the viewers face, why not athiesm.
What are people even afraid of, that if they watch enough that stuff they'll get converted? Does that even happen? I don't think even children get converted from their families belief due to one show.
Alexander Lopez
Because if you were to watch a movie calling out the stupid things about evolution, you would be sperging like a faggot.
Eli Diaz
Not an xkcd comic
Anthony Hill
not an argument
William Jenkins
wow people have different beliefs than you. how fucking horrible
Wyatt Davis
>redditor immigrants who think 4chin is Le nihilistic edgy atheist because of Chanology get shocked that they're the minority >the same people that get butthurt about racism and tell everyone to go back to Sup Forums It really is
Colton Murphy
Randall or whatever his name is seems like a Bernie supporter who jumped ship.
Robert Wilson
Kek. This is up there with the most hypocritical things I've ever seen.
Henry Allen
>minority
Most of Sup Forums is atheist expect for all the spics.
Kevin Brooks
Sup Forums just adopts the antithesis of what 'normie' culture is at the moment.
Soon Sup Forums will unironically advocate to be enslaved because its the opposite of democracy
Levi Taylor
go be fat elsewhere
Parker Jones
Well memed friend
Justin Brooks
False, I'm a white American.
Luis Flores
Lol, yeah, so brave. They bashed a WBC protestor, a group everyone already hates. They wouldnt storm a mosque and bash the imam who's telling his audience pretty much the same thing. That would be wayscist :'(
Jace Gray
>white >American
pfffft ahahahahahahahh
Zachary Wright
Except for the bandaid I don't remember the show being preachy about atheism in those episodes, but I can't really factcheck that now so I don't really know what to do here right now.
Logan Rivera
It's the exact same type of comic style anyway so it might as well be xkcd.
Connor Lee
Sure you are, Pablo
Zachary Garcia
How fragile must your faith be for a shitty cartoon to make you this insecure
Grayson Watson
>They wouldnt storm a mosque and bash the imam who's telling his audience pretty much the same thing
Then why don't you fucking do it then?
Grayson Howard
It's not though, xkcd lines are hand-drawn.
Gavin Moore
How fragile your lack of faith must be that people mocking it on the internet is enough to bait you into responding.
Jason Diaz
no it's less "i am threatened by this cartoon expressing a certain belief" and more like "this cartoon is clearly made for people who still think it's edgy and unique to be an atheist in 2017"
Daniel Cooper
Most of those he doesn't say anything like "there is no God". Maybe you can infer that might be part of the episodes message, or you can not be retarded and realize that they are just having fun with different universes and planet entities. But it can't be that, can it?
Colton Campbell
giant golden face had an entire subplot around how bad religion is
pluto episode was an entire anti-religion episode, the aliens even had crosses for pupils.
Benjamin Harris
>Rick and **BURP** Morty >artistic I already knew you were retarded just from the greentext but that pretty much sealed the deal.
Nicholas Cruz
>>watching modern ((cartoons)) filled mostly with unfunny immature poop jokes and tons of obvious and cringe social propaganda. go watch American Dad and Family guy too.
Christian Allen
>How fragile must your trust in your wife be if her simply making out with another guy makes you this insecure
this is how retarded you sound like right now
Dylan Powell
SHIT ON THE FLOOR
Nolan Sanchez
Reminder to atheists: your religion went from cool to cringe because of a hat. Meanwhile religion has endured for thousands of years and will never dissaapear.
Justin Hughes
What don't you understand about raising taxes and socialism being anti Christian?
The whole point is it has to be done by freewill, like through charity. It explicitly says in the bible that charity should not done through force or extortion, but how much an individual decide in their heart. It's literally says that but communist idiot like the person who made this image can't understand the difference morally between willingly giving up your own money and forcing others.
Also seperation of church and state was started and enforced by Christians, do atheists find their own arguments that week they feel the need to reright history, because that's what this implies.
And anyone who can't understand why Islam is right feared a an idiot. It directly challenges your consitituion and a lot of other fundamental western countries beliefs. Freedom of religion doesn't mean freedom from the law or morality of the land
Joseph Jones
see I'll admit I was reaching a bit with the car battery
Owen Young
We're almost there. Go to a Trump general on Sup Forums and gaze at how basically lobotomized his true supporters are.
Nathan Collins
AD is good though, it made me a conservative.
Ayden Price
can someone be atheist just because that's what they believe or are they all being edgy in your mind?
Jeremiah Cooper
>amerifats get their politics from literal cartoons
ahahahhaahahahahahhahaahah
Angel Johnson
If there was an episode calling out evolution as an equally stupid belief i would bet you these redditors would would cause a fedora fit over little shit like this.
Robert Smith
>AD literally only good because Seth McFaglane accidentally made a likeable character
Asher Ward
There's also an episode where he asks for God's forgiveness and help when he's about to die, basically admitting he believes.
Luke Morris
You know what the subject of this thread is, yeah?
Adrian Rogers
that person wouldn't be watching a cartoon which deliberately makes jokes that make the r/atheists go "haha, yes, i get it because skydaddy don't real, i'm smart"
Logan Russell
Jesus Christ I hate you. We don't need chucks on our side who only believe in shit because of cartoons, memes and the need to fit in on Sup Forums.
Gavin Garcia
>immediately followed with "FUCK YOU GOD"
Wyatt Edwards
>implying the trump General isn't a t_D colony /mlpol/ proved how much Reddit has infested Sup Forums
Jeremiah Brooks
Why are you watching that cartoon then? To get purposefully get triggered?
Chase Russell
oh and don't forget Cleveland Show as Desert.
Adrian Barnes
To be fair that was kind of funny.
Aaron Martinez
This, if you believe in some silly institution that you have to pay to go to you're DUMB. Why do we let people who believe in GHOSTS VOTE!?!?
Angel Cox
>implying that feeling pathos from knowing the context of that shitty show is better than being in tears from laughter due to not knowing the context of it
Jacob Powell
>cleveland show even the most diehard seth fans have trouble defending that pile of shit
Xavier Davis
I don't. I wait for the synapses to appear here then make fun of it.