"Hi, I'm here for the job interview."

"Hi, I'm here for the job interview."

You're the employer, Sup Forums, what do you do?

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Why do you only have one side burn?

Are you willing to work unofficially for half of minimal wage?

What is this flag.

What's minimum wage in Uzbekistan? 12 cents an hour?

MAXIMUM RARE

How's the prisoner boiling going

You get that question a lot there?

>You're hired!

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I would hire a cutie like that in an instant.

Begone degenerate filth.

He looks like 3/4 of our warehouse so I wouldnt have a problem with it. We will hire anyone making $10 an hour as long as you can pass a drug test, stand for 10 hours without rest, and lift 75 pounds

This guy was married to Patrick Swayze's niece.

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i'd hire him but make him wear a bandage over his head, like some mental patient, who just had his brain operated on (he basically is one anyways)

its not like i'd ever be in chrage of hiring at anywhere other than Wal-Mart or Dollar General so its cool.

Evaluate him on his professional experience and level of academic achievement, then ask if he'll be bothered that I'm half Jewish and my girlfriend is black.

Tell him to go back when he's at least 14 years old. Fucking minors.

It depends. Usually if you work as, say a surgeon, you get paid around $100 a month but your clients always pay you about $50 per operation so you don't accidentally mess something up, therefore you end up earning 1K per month.

Ask him where he has worked and if his old bosses are his references. One thing i learned doing oil field work is the more hardcore desperate a person is, the more you can count on them on the job. Drug and alcohol addictions can't take a week off. If there is a crackhead on your crew, he will be there for every single hour he can earn a dollar. So you have to look the other way on the odd power tool, small price to pay for that level of dependability.

>Sieg Heil Kamerad, take the can of Zyklon B and get to work.

Nah I work in the traffic police so everything is official and I get by on bribes mostly.

>Welcome to the team!

>everything is official
>I get by on bribes mostly.
My sides.

Damn man, I don't even show up to my work and I make twice that much.

wtf

Really? I don't have much experience in labor, but a friend who's a mover used to work with a heroin addict who was apparently horribly unreliable, would take sick days often, would show up to work fucked up once in a while, and once even shot up while on the job.

I am an employer, and I have run into the tattoos thing before. Typically they just have to wear long sleeves and it's no big deal. Nothing to be done about face tattoos, though.

"Sorry, but corporate has a strict "no visible tattoos" policy

>accidentally mess something up
nice

kek.

can i get the job m8?

> actually believing surgeons make $12K a year
how fucking stupid are you?

But you pay like $10 for a box of chocolates

Here, I pay $2 for a taxi to take me all around the city and $0.30 for an ice tea.

I wouldn't hire him. Not because he's racist, but because he was dumb enough to tatoo himself.

I give him a job because of his white privilege

give him a hard task to test his commitment

if he passes, employ him in the back room

12K here is like 100K in America

No problem. But first hold still, please.

it's a 'detractors of degeneracy are just as bad as the sjw' episode

fuck off human scum

You can see the fear in his eyes, trying to hold back tears.

He probably found out not all prisons are like the ones in American History X. He knows he is gonna get his boi pussy blacked.

I tell the Goy that we got an opening in the kitchen,
Goy looks like he can run an oven

welcome to the Border Patrol

How stupid are you mother fucker?

I worked with indians who earned 500 dollars a month and lived like kings back in India.

"Perfect ! Bus to Cleveland leaves in an hour. Find a news camera and fill the frame. Wait, before you go, do you have any relations that occupy management positions here at Open Society? We've got some anti nepotism policies you need to formally acknowledge.. "

>what do you do
Send him out back to supervise the niggers, if he gets killed, he wasn't qualified. Everyone deserves a chance.

That's great, can you do the job better than the other people I'm bringing in?

>who's a mover
That is not a trade. That is what people who are to dumb to work a cash register do. I took a moving job when i was 18 thinking i would be put behind the wheel of one of the big trucks. I was wrong and making less than a 7/11 or Shoppers Drug Mart employee. 3 Months later i quit, spent 1 afternoon paying attention to a boring old man to get hazmat certificate and started hauling pesticide. 10 years later i was driving a hydrovac all over western canada making fat cash.

I have had better experiences with drunks and coke heads on the job. The ones who can't balance it get ran off early though and wind up skid row, so i suppose i have some reasonable bias.

Sure. We actually have 2 of your countrymen back there already. Hoping the more we get, they will all kind of learn english together.

Seriously, all we need is a social security number, a clean drug test (you need to pass a random every 3 weeks as well) Not complain your feet hurt after standing all day, and be able to lift 75 pound boxes.

It DOES get hot back there though

He fixes the cable.

He could wear a burka.

When I was studying in Japan I worked as a mover and it was basically getting paid to exercise

how much is a oz of silver

I work in a commie university in chile, for me is totally disgusting covered by a marxism culture and degenerated people, aniway i get a good paid and my workteam think same too.

MOM

Don't be fatuous, user.

thread fucking derailed because of a retarded uzbek proxi fag

gr8 job m8

It's cool that you're racist, but tattoos are degenerate, sorry.

Who?

Idk, there the eye tattoo thing

>any face tattoo
disqualified

Silver is silver regardless of country

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I'd inform him that he isn't even white. He has shit brown eyes.

Not proxy man I swear

Anyone that Larps that hard is too retarded to handle work

welcome to the team, when can you start?

Fucking HIRED. Glad to have you on board son.

rare

Japanese have light shit and are natural minimalists. Hate bringing out the old piano up 3 flights of stairs meme, but it happened a few times. We had specific skids for pianos because it happened often enough. Libraries too. This was back in 1998 so it was more common for some people to have entire fucking libraries in their house. After putting 3 months into that job, i saw no problem with the stand model for how the pyramids were built. 20 years and a lot of shit labour.

Is the cost of living in the USA particularly high?
>I make around $15-16K a year and live like a fucking king.

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are you the town rapist?

I hope you know all of the spics are doing coke in the bathroom and during their lunch break.

t. spic whos worked in factories and warehouses for 25 years

Why are all of the skinheads and racists posted on Sup Forums lately just brown-eyed mud spic faggots? They aren't white no matter how much they pretend to be.

What do you do, honorable user?

No, we don't have rapists

underrated rare

>Why are all of the skinheads and racists posted on Sup Forums lately just brown-eyed mud spic faggots?
Same as a self hating jew, but since they don't have the hook nose and beanies, the go with the tattoos for attention

Mechanic, self employed. Also other things on the side if its a slow tuesday.

Exposed tats of all types are usually against all work standards.

is that guy some kinda racist or something?

i feel bad for him, i would let him work in the back away from customers and probably regret it later but it might work out

you actually have internet in Uzbekistan? wow

>Don't be fatuous, user.

don't be fat, Samoan

>8 posts by this ID
Thanks for reading the thread

Yes, of course we are a modern nation, we even have Pokémon GO

What kind of cars are common in south africa? Ford mechanics never have a day off here. I do my own maintenance and even a little modding on my vehicles. Great hobby. Ordering some new rotors (black, slotted and drilled), ceramic pads and braided lines in a few weeks to bolt in.

In Uzbekistan every car is a Chevrolet
Fun fact: Chevrolet cars are produced in Uzbekistan

Don't get shot by a nigger, or blown up by a Muslim, Burger.

lel ok

>tfw no half-mongol qt

Damn I luckily checked. Thought you were Taiwan.

>Chevrolet cars are produced in Uzbekistan
If that were true it would explain sooooooo much.

>Don't get shot by a nigger, or blown up by a Muslim, Burger.

ok, ok. I am sorry I insulted you, your national obesity epidemic, and the two heroic founding fathers of your great nation, Sika and Afa.

We got off on the wrong foot. Let's try to put all of this behind us, ok?

Your mechanics must be living the dream.

>Burger Samoa

No worries. I'm a burger in exile. I'll be back there, running the same risks inside of two months.

Most kinds are common here. I generally do quite a lot of work on ford's, opel's, mazda and such. All kinds to be honest. I also do modification and restoration on the side, currently busy with a amazing condition ford 45 deluxe I pickup up for almost nothing, even though the parts are expensive as shit now due to the dollar to rand conversion.
>Muh front disc conversion ;_;
It hurts to live.

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>your national obesity epidemic
ffs... There is a reason we do the shitposting for you. You just are not ever going to get the hang of it. You can't set yourself up like. Come on, bro...

>ffs... There is a reason we do the shitposting for you. You just are not ever going to get the hang of it. You can't set yourself up like. Come on, bro...

Where did I go wrong, Lief? I thought it was fairly good shitposting on my part. It's not every day you see a Wild Samoans reference on Sup Forums.

yeah but theres a big difference between chevrolets for the us and other shit tier countries