Tell me something interesting about yourself!

Tell me something interesting about yourself!

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i own a greathelm

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I'm in love again

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Woah, I have that helm in Dark Souls

Congrats! With whom?

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I ain't gonna lie, that IS great

Literally am watching the last episode of kill la kill

Was in the army for a while, traveld to syria to help with intel gathering, was interesting as hell. now im sitting at my apartment in a oncie and contenplaiting wtf im doing. your turn op

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I've only seen that series figuratively, how is it in literal?

That's cool! What lead to you being in that position, do you have some special skill related to Syria or the middle east?

Hmmm... I can whistle in a way that kinda sounds like a bird?

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I now understand the feeling of wanting to kill a person.

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His name is Justin

Hes a year older than me, he speaks French, German, Japanese, and Mandarin
He plays piano beautifully, he loves history, and studying foresight cultures.

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Hi Fool! How have you been?

Wow, that sounds pretty awesome. You're a lucky person :)

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Been really great, and then very very angry, but calming back down.

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amazing fact. i got in that position cause my countrys army was part of the UN convoy so i was there mainly to help around transport of the VIPS to and from diffrent citys, the same grupe that discoverd the use of chemical wepones on civ targets. the work i did was talk with the locals and look arund, deliver reports on ¨threats¨ was interesting..

What angered you? Also I'm glad to hear you're doing well

Which country? Also, you must have a ton of interesting stories about the VIPs you've encountered, anything stand out in particular?

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I am

I'm so happy I met him.

Were going to spend a whole week together.

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Awesome, what plans do you have? Hopefully he's not too far away from you

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A person I know was arrested for molesting his nine year old niece. He started when she was four.

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Good god, that's horrific. I would be angry too.

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well my english is shit. but il do my best, first off im from Norway, and when it comes to the vips i have tons of stories, one of the more ¨special¨ vips i have worked with was an idiot who demanded that he got to drive, probely needed to prove something for himself, but ye sure we drove out of the base and 100 meters down the road he hits the ditch and flips the car over. we drag him out and call for a enginner tank, the kind used for recovery and get it back on the road. he insists on driving agein and we get about 300 meters down the road before the cars stops cause the god damn fuel tank sprung a leak. what a god damn amazing adventure it was.

Yes, it absolutely is. He'll be in prison for a long time though. And the county he is in doesn't fuck around when it comes to child molesters. How have you been?

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Oooh, that's a neat country. I'd like to visit sometime. And your English has been impeccable, no complaints here :)

That guy sounds like an entertaining idiot outside of potentially killing you by flipping the car... what other stories do you have? This is fascinating, I rarely get to talk to someone with experience in those kinds of things who's willing to talk about them

I've been well, thanks for asking! I need new pics of your spider tho, is it doing ok?

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i got myself to fuck that fat chick. it actually wasn't half bad

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They're all wonderful. I do need to take new pictures soon.

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He love up the road from my apartment
Were going to do anything we want to.

I need to go back to my apartment to find a job, and we'll be spending as much time together as we can.

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I really don't like it when you call me that ;~;

Take them now! I DEMAND IT

Good for you, sounds like you'll be very happy :)

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No, I'm gonna wait until after their next molt. My little Texas Brown doesn't seem to be growing at all.

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one time I punched a donkey in the face

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you're not fat baby. hey did you know that animus is back? it's dead, but alive. dead alive. good movie

mean af

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Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. Don't stress them out

But why?

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I'd rather it be dead tbh

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but super sekrit hangout!

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you need to come over sometime, its a neat country, atm we only get about 30 min of sunlight every day. thanks for showing interest tho made my day a bit better, i got a wholesome one. i was in contact with a family down there who lost their house and cat in a bombing run from our side. one day i was in that area with a grupe and we happend to stumble over a cat pretty close to their house, i brouth it back cause i thout atleast i can bring this poor animal away from the worst of it, turnes out it was the their cat and the mother and son was so happy to have it back, it was heart melting as hell!

I don't because I love them. They're my babies.

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There's Discord for that

That sounds like the perfect place for me tbh. I'm glad I could make you feel better!

That story is fucking adorable!!!

Good

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discord is so boooooring

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I need to get a new power drill to make a new tank for my Arizona. It's getting big.

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Thank you

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ye probely wud be, il go offline have a nice day! great meeting you!

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Agreed, that shit is terrible

Power drill? Jeez that's some equipment

No probs, best of luck to you. Sounds like you've got a good thing there :)

Have a great night, thanks for sharing with me

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what a day we live in

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he was chomping on my hand and wouldnt let go, I was like 14 too

What a world

Ouch. That donkey sounds like an ass

GET IT???

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Gotta drill holes for the air. I got a nice plexiglass tank for it, but no air holes.

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jdimsa

getting some time off for the holidays?

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Oooooohhhhh, right. That's nice of you!

I get eve and the day. I took 4 days off tho, going to TX to visit with mom

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why don't YOU tell us something interesting about yourself!

oh that's cool. yeah i get the eve's and days off too. used all my vacation last january. whoops

let's not

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I'll do anything for my little darlings.

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I consider myself mentally stable but I have such a fear of a light bulb blowing when im using it I change all of my light globes once a month. Im considering doing it every week. What the fuck is wrong with me?

I'm not interesting :(

What for?

As you should.

Sounds like you have a phobia

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probably abused in some way. you should overcome it by giving yourself light shocks

went to rehab when i had a nervous breakdown

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Do you have pets?

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me neither! :(

Oh right, that thing... are you doing better?

Not right now, no. I used to

Well shit

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You should get a helper monkey.

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yeah i guess, i mean i'm working extra shifts and banging fat chicks whereas a year ago i was having difficulties functioning. but my hearing is fucked up and i'm 10k in debt. depends how you look at it i guess

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Is that legal?

I'd take the positive route!

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It's certainly not illegal.

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yeah you really have to. i think the terrible year i've had has really made me get out there and say fuck it and try things that i didn't think i could do, cause like when you start losing more and more things, you really start to appreciate the importance of making everyday count

or something

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I'm not sure about that

Hey if you need some help I'd be happy to give it

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Get a note from your doctor.

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thanks babe. no funny business though. i'm not ready to explore my inevitable bisexuality

oh so get this. that fat chick i'm banging, used to be a lesbian. don't know how to take that

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>i'm not ready to explore my inevitable bisexuality

Oh, aren't you?

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well not with other people at least

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Are you a bottom or a top? I'd assume top but who knows

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if i were anything i would be the top for sure. i don't really want my butt to be a vagina

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>discord
Damn newfags, what happened to IRC? We already had a perfectly good chat solution, there was no need to go replace it with another one that is more bloated and proprietary just to make it easier on the newfags

What if your mouth was a vagina?

IRC is shit, even worse than Teamspeak

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seriously. these idiots tricked me into using msn then steam then discord. i want those years back

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i donno dick sucking is a little too gay for me i think

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What point do you draw the line at for gayness?

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ass to mouth. no more, no less

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That's a weird place to draw the line

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I have very naturally erect nipples and they are constantly hard. I can't remember when they weren't ever hard. Im not fat but these things have a mind of there own and i tried to cut them off once but couldn't handle the pain. How do I continue living like this, male btw.

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Be trans and then they're an asset rather than a liability

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i'm weird

embrace it. whip them out at parties. that's what my friend did. he got laid enough

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I'm addicted to porn especially hentai and no one knows

That much I can agree with

Why would they unless you told them?

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Im working on my Eagle Scout rank. All I gotta do is turn in the paperwork to council and im good! Wish me luck!

Good luck!

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just don't start paying for it. there's enough free shit out there that you don't need this addiction to ruin you financially

think i'm going to watch disney plus and go to bed. have a nice thread

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Good night sheep

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i get it for free!

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It's still gross

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They got The Apple Dumpling Gang on there so it's worth the price.

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I own a mosin nagant

I grew up with an alcoholic mother I rarely saw because she worked a lot and otherwise spent the day locked in her room and now I have mommy issues