/curl/ Olympic Curling general men's third draw

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You guys only watch the women's game or what? disgusting

>search for thread
>page 2

HAHA time for shuster

>tfw qt curling is back on and i don't know if it's a replay
feels bad

Nice shot by Canada

The men are live not, not the women

>KOR-JPN later today
you gonna get comfort women'd

ahh

>Shuster

I
I believe
I believe that
I believe that Shuster will win

>Shoostie

>shuster

Is this the year Shuster finally does it lads? He's seemingly lost a bit of weight and is maybe actually taking it seriously.

I just don't have confidence in him

Rule #1 of curling: Shuster will always let you down.

being fat is curling peak form

>find stream
>no sound

What's the % chance of Canadian girls winning gold?

How about the men?

Think the men have a very good chance of winning gold.

*blocks your path*

sweden will win womens gold this year. Koe is looking really good for canada.

>man

not worried at all la

60
70

this doesn't look good

>not worried about a
>two time World Champion
>six time European Champion (four in a row currently)
THE DISRESPEK

At this point it's a let down for him not to choke. So sick of his teams dominating qualifying then getting BTFO'd

>that shot by Canada

literally trolling the ahmeds

those team norway pants are perfect

>USA

>shuster

are you fucking kidding me shuster?

>shuster

How are the men so much better than the women? It's insane the shot-making that happens in men's curling, while some women's skips were missing basic draws.

insane

5 points....

they are looking really good

>U5A

how is it this guys 4th Olympics, he fucking sucks

*scores 5 points in your path*

That's how bad the US team is.

the talent pool is that bad

who remembers dobbie? shuster is making me so mad I also just want to DOMMOT DOBBIE for the hell of it

>US A

>go to toilet
>miss the shustering

Last end's spanking was proof that you can always count on Shuster to give up huge leads before the 5th end.
Could it be that he's reading Sup Forums before matches and it gets in his fucking head or something? I haven't the slightest idea, but dude needs to get it together.

Someone needs to take one for the team and lead pipe Shusters fucking leg. Get SMITTY in there.

Womens curling is dominated by Canadian teams with Sweden being in the top 3. While in mens Sweden is rank 1 and theres far more nations represented. Basically there's disparity in competition.

men have the strength to correct mistakes easier from sweeping rocks

He's literally been doing this for almost a decade now. It isn't going to change. Our only chance is for the team to carry him.

he just can't deliver on the biggest stage

John "Olympic Medalist" Shuster

Italy/USA is the best match on right?

BLOCKS
YOUR
PATH

he's probably the shot caller,and hence the skip, but has too much ego to not be last shot. a skip not being final stones is rare, but its happened before. shuster just probably cant handle that hes not the best thrower on the team and is stubborn.

>koe

WTF ARE YOU DOING MAN

>score 1-1
>tab out
>tab back in
>score is 1-6
what the fuck happend?

shuster happened

shuster happened

dumb weeb it's Hasselborgs year unless Homan figures it out. And those Japs train in Calgary with Canadians so if they win it's bullshit.

He literally has done this before. I think it was in Vancouver. He was playing that fucking bad. The vice skip SMITTY stepped up and made some clutch shots. Think he ended up making his own team but Shuster always fucking clutches the qualifying...

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oh i know, thats why im saying its probably pure ego. if he cared about giving his team the best chance, he'd be shooting second, even as skip.

>peak physical performance

how did shustie pull that shot off?

A few more like that Shoostie and you're back in this

Shuster with the clutch 3.

Maybe he's turning it around.

that was a good 3 by shuster there

LET'S FUCKIN GO USA USA USA USA
RALLY TIME BITCHES
1-6 NOW BACK TO 4-6
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also, /midwestUSA/ general

YEAH, I'M THINKING HE'S BACK

he has moments

>shit chat shusta
>shusta with the bang
wew lads, keep it coming

>Everyone is out of shape
>Everyone is old

Why is this even in the olympics?
Are they representing senior citizens from the world?

What state you lads from? >Iowa here

You didn't doubt the redemption tour did you?

milwaukee

Michigan here.

you may not like but but this is what peak physical performance looks like

comifornia

>grown up man wearing a flat cap
*cringe*

>tfw no 4k monitor for optimal space

>what state
>milwaukee
Wisconsin, ladies and gentlemen!

nc

I think you'll find he's from Milwaukee

Ebin

do yourself a favor
1. with any of these windows open, hit control + shift + j in chrome
2. go to network tab of dev tools
3. look for m3u8 playlist
4. right click, copy url
5. paste into vlc, mpv, etc
6. enjoy pure video stream without browser nonsense

lmoa

how we doing lads

South Australia here la

the ol bob caygeo n

I was just giving a more specific answer, obviously you were able to put two and two together, nice job

japs are shit so in the bag

Hamilton also autistically carries a lime-green beanie in his back pocket for "good luck."
ladies and gentlemen, your US curling team.

Me and my friend have seriously considered getting into curling just to see if we can do better.

Holy shit, she look like a real life You Watanabe in this picture.

Just ragging on you.

It was low-hanging fruit, and I grabbed it.

if there was an arena near me I would so try

nice shot from the nips there

Fuck I can kind of see it now.

How do I grow a beard like Hernandez's?

I assume you mean the snowboarder?