Damn

damn...

what happened?

Why isn't he manspreading?

Killing Nathalie Wood caught up with him

That's just old Christopher Walken at the airport though.

Beats flying United

Dude's like 80 years old.

More like Christopher Sitting

Imagine being a celeb and no matter where you go, someone will notice you and bug you. Be grateful.

He's not a gook. He'll be OK flying United.

People get old. You'll be there one day my virgin friend.

Old age scares the shit out of me. Me and my wife are 29, we've made a pact to die before 45.

it's the life they chose

Do us a favor and make that pact for 30. Thanks.

The dude was indochinese. The slur you are looking for is chink or jake.

>us

You'll die alone, virgin.

was not. The dude was NOT indochinese. Thus gook would not apply.

sittin not walken

He has seen The Void

We all die alone idiot.

your camera shit the bed

this

quads confirm OPs camera took a dump in his bed

Do it now, normie. You and your wife have no business here. Fuck off.

he's a split second away from dancing his ass off

Being famous is the 2nd worse thing that could ever happen to me
First being immortal.
But they choose the life, they could have just had a normal 9-5 or if they loved acting so much just turn down opportunities that make you super famous.

if they loved acting so much go into theater**

He got old. It happens sometimes.

didn't even crack a smile

some theatre stars are super famous too though, that is why i didn't just say theatre

Stop replying to yourself

lay off... I got a fever

time makes fools of us all

Did you taked this photo with a paint oil or what?

drugs

Underrated.

it's good

some other user already told that joke in another thread so fuck you

but guys, he's not walken, he's sitting.

KEK