Virgin

>Virgin
>Ugly
>Balding
>Smart but lazy
>No friends
>Family hates me
>No hobbies or passions
>Dead end job
>Still lives at home

Is there a kino out there that could help me turn my life around?

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>>Smart
i dont think you know what that word means

hardcore henry

>Literally everyone of these girls looks like a busted up cum dumpster this asshole most likely had to pay to fuck.

Am I supposed to be impressed by this?

The irony of this post is too much to bear. Kill yourself.

If you're not too old join the military

Airforce is not too bad and maybe you'll make some friends

I hate the fuck phrase "smart but lazy" everybody uses that fucking phrase. You're not smart, you're just an asshole without any ambitions so you concocted this false idea of who you really are to stray away from the fact that you're not special.

>Kill yourself.
if you want to talk about irony.

>Smart but lazy
Why does everyone on Sup Forums think they have above average IQ? And that their troubles in life stem from their lack of motivation?

>smart but lazy

lel

>have high IQ/superior to most people
>don't do anything with it for any number of reasons

Are you implying this is impossible? Sounds like you're a butthurt retard who thinks he deserves credit for being handed everything in life.

>Sounds like you're a butthurt
now THATS irony

>intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor
>have no gf

it's not fair lads

>literally this can be you if just save some money and hire 5 hookers

>literally this guy hire hookers and pornstars to be famous on the internet
>is this autism ?

That's not laziness, that's called horrible luck. There's no such thing as "laziness." If you're ugly and balding, you got fucked over in life, so it's only natural to respond by not participating in life.

tbqh the average Sup Forums poster is smarter than your average blue collar normie

Reminder that Bilzerian is literally retarded
youtube.com/watch?v=Zrik0W6OXog
>LIKE DUDE YEAH, WOMEN LOL

>tfw to smart to not be lazy

>so it's only natural
youtube.com/watch?v=fEFdsAYNrJY

>smart but lazy
I bet you're not that smart.

>the average Sup Forums poster is smarter than your average blue collar normie

>Smart but lazy
user, I have some bad news.

i love weekend Sup Forums when we all get depressed drunk and /r9K/ post
i have never had any physical contact with a woman since high school and furthest i got was a hug. dont know why i havent ended it yet all i have is shitposting. who feels me

Everyone overestimates their own intelligence. it's possibly you're smart but lazy, if you're just a piece of shit wasting away in your mother's basement it's unlikely.
>Sounds like you're a butthurt retard who thinks he deserves credit for being handed everything in life.
sounds like you're a butthurt faggot who's desperately clinging onto to some shitty sense of superiority despite the fact that he's accomplished nothing in life.

hit up some call girls. dont let other losers tell its not worth it.
think about what it is they are actually doing that they consider worth.

>Smart but lazy

because its true reddit scum. especially Sup Forums prior 2010 they was a lot of smart guys here who where just social outcasts

clearly you arent smart

no one stopped posting. now its just MORE people on the internet.

i want to have a meaningful relationship with somebody its all i want. but i cant achieve it. im doomed to die alone on Sup Forums with my dick in my hand

>Blizerian
You do get he is probably the most desperate and lonely faggot in the whole wide world, right?

>no one stopped posting
Tripfags got genocided about four years ago

Ever notice how people occasionally still talk about old tripfags but no new tripfag has ever emerged?

Women don't understand most of your jokes. Use humor to make other men laugh, not in a jester type way not that you implied that since intelligent humor isn't that type of humor, but it had to be said. This shows your value.

You need to go out and meet people, or at the very least do activities and try to make some connections when they present themselves. Leave your apartment more. I can't emphasize this enough.

abatap is the only tripfag woth conserving they all belong in hell

you wont ever have that. even if you could get with someone.

you hear that saying. you pay escorts(girls) yo leave you alone.

>this is what the haters actually believe

At least you are not a manlet... right?

Achievement and intelligence aren't related. The ideal position in modern society is ~90 IQ with good looks. Whether people overestimate their intelligence or it is irrelevant; the fact is that people with high intelligence and low attractiveness are by far the worst off of anyone. This means that, inevitably, many marginalized "smart but lazy" types will exist, though there is no such thing as laziness. It's just a word used by people who have it easy to pretend they didn't have it easy.

Go back to school or join a cult, faggot.
Also you are never as smart as you think you are.

>tfw he's 5'8

HA when will they learn amirite?

all failures think they are smart but lazy

really they are too stupid to succeed

smart people can function in society, its stupid people who cant

>im so smart i cant even talk to people or make friends

>Smart but lazy meme

>tfw to smart to have a gf

i just want a connection with anybody im so lonely

they are still posting.
this is most likely abatap right here

>tfw to smart to learn to talk to people

>tfw too smart to defeat laziness

He's a manlet but those guys are also pretty tall.

>they are too stupid to succeed

That would only possibly apply logically if they had made an effort to succeed and failed. It seems that, like every single person like you, you aren't nearly intelligent enough to participate in a conversation on the topic you're pretending to be an expert on.

>smart people can function in society, its stupid people who cant

This is literally the exact opposite of the truth. The average person is a legitimate retard who functions perfectly well in society, satisfied with their mediocre, pointless lives.

They're still social outcasts.

Old Sup Forums was just "I'm nerdy and weird, i read comic books/watch anime/read manga/play video games, i like to post dank memes, if you meet me in real life i'm pretty friendly, i'm an outcast because the mainstream likes chads that get laid and i'm too shy".

New Sup Forums is "I'm a shut in self obsessed narcisist psychopath neo-nazi and i have wet dreams about murdering people every night, i'm an outcast because i'm batshit insane and people run away from me on sight".

Sup Forums remains the main hive for social outcasts, all that changed is that the first group isn't as ostracized anymore.
Most people from the first group now either post on reddit, or make content for youtube/twitch.
I know people don't want to hear this, but it's the truth: the old userbase moved on and became the new "norm" the new userbase hates.
The new userbase moved in and remodeled the groundwork that was laid by the same people they now hate.

It's kinda funny because they're the literal definition of "YOU MADE THIS? I MADE THIS, WE WUZ KINGS" but don't even realize it.

>tfw actually pretty smart
>tfw the laziest faggot on earth
>tfw recognize it neglects all my intellegence
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Most people keep this kind of behavior on the downlow because its embarrassing...

Abatap is the only tripfag I've legitimately daydreamed about murdering

Sup Forums still tells tall tales about Lanced Jack and not-so-tall tales about Manly Tears but that fucking Russian faggot piece of shit was the only tripfag in history who could make an entire board impossible to post on for hours every day

no basement dwellers moved to another chan some just visit Sup Forums because of the old days its not the people its the sjw and censor that ruined Sup Forums this use to be a place with no rules now the last bastion with minimal censor left is Sup Forums tho its also pretty infested with normies

>manlet

D R O P P E D

8ch is getting fucked over right now so its not like its going to last.

U mad?

Because there is no such thing as laziness. If you're ugly and balding like OP, you were dealt a shitty hand of cards in life that will make it nearly impossible for you to function. Society calls this laziness to pretend achievement is merit-based, which is another hilarious example of mass cultural delusion.

>smart people can function in society, its stupid people who cant

>im so smart i cant even talk to people or make friends

this just show how retarded you are people like you literally the reason why Sup Forums is shit

Sup Forums isn't censored, but it's certainly a hugbox.

>delusion.
your delusion is strong

>Achievement and intelligence aren't related
there's a pretty strong correlation between iq and various measures of success, specifically income and health. If you were smart, you'd know to not make random statements without actually backing them up. People WILL call you out on your bullshit, dumb ass.
>The ideal position in modern society is ~90 IQ with good looks
no, you're just an autistic idiot with 0 social intelligence. I bet the reason you don't have a girlfriend is because they only date assholes right?
grow up you fucking child.

>girl in red

what the fuck is wrong with her knee?

He also pays guys to hang out with him
I don't why people think his life is great, seems pretty sad to me

>If you're ugly and balding like OP, you were dealt a shitty hand of cards in life that will make it nearly impossible for you to function.

lol

yes yes those fucking normies!

better stay in your basement, they're evil!

Sup Forums isn't a hugbox because people agree with me
only places where a lot of people i disagree with agree with each other are a hugbox
i'm so smart everyone is dumb but me wake up sheeple

>Smart but lazy

Come on user. At leaat have the humility to admit you are average and lazy.

>reddit
You got me.

>prior 2010 they was a lot of smart guys here who where just social outcasts
Bullshit. Sup Forums was and always will be a shitposting anime imageboard. You take yourself way too seriously with the whole "there were smart people here at one time but you don't know because you're reddit".

As a whole, the posters of Sup Forums are and always have been horny, anime worshipping, meme-sprouting, ding-a-lings.

>Anons are above average intelligence social outcasts
Old meme is old. But as you said earlier, I'm reddit. So please disregard my opinion, I suck cocks.

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>unironically hating based dan

grow up anons

Neither of you have any clue what Irony means. You're both mean idiots.

he has lots of money to do anything. last thin he wants is probably a wife or gf. esorts are easy to just pay, have a fun day/night with and move on without having to get caught up in discussions and feelings all the time.
if you think having something real with a girl is a good idea, than i doubt you have ever been in a relationship longer than a month

> high paying job
> working remote
> can basically do anything i want all day
> mentally ill

fuck :(

>Neither of you have any clue what Irony means. You're both mean idiots.
the irony

and your just a lonely obvious memer

Saying "I don't think you know what 'smart' means" while his post demonstrates that he doesn't know what 'smart' means is definitely irony. You're a retard.

>wicked sense of humor

If you mean dark/black pilled humor Im the same way. Most people cant handle my humor.

>tfw smart but lazy
>went for a math phd
>any job I want
>300k starting

Go back to /k/ fagit

It's kinda pointless to post the very start of Sup Forums itself.
The original userbase were goons from SA.
Most people here don't even know what that meant, what kind of person an old SA goon was like.
How SA changed, how the relationship between SA and Sup Forums quickly soured, how the two userbases became different "entities" that very quickly detached from each other etc.

It's ancient history, most moder users, especially from this board, can't even comprehend that kind of person.
It's basically aliens looking back at caveman murals, too far removed.

>most popular movie series in the world attracts more users who think they have something special to add
duuuh

>still on Sup Forums

Nice try, kid.

>the tacticool rifle on the wall
God damn it, I really wanted to be on his side.

Everyone here thinks they're smarter than non Sup Forums users. That is literally why the term "normie" exists, and I dont believe you've been here any amount of time without using that word yourself. Its become so ingrained in the culture of the website people don't even question it.

there are alot of people like me in /sci/, brainlet

>The original userbase were goons from SA.
I don't know if you're thinking of ED or something, but that's certainly not Sup Forums.

I am fully aware of SA and also incapable of comprehending it

>$10 to post
>$10 to search the forum, attach pics to your posts, send private messages or report posts to the moderators
>$5 for an avatar
>$5 for ad-free browsing
>$10 to change another user's avatar and then they have to pay another $5 to change it back if you give them a picture of an elephant dick or something
>all that money goes towards this level of content and moderation

People who were here from the beginning are, and it's true that this site inhabits many of the outcast, alienated "smart but lazy" types who refuse to participate in society for one reason or another. Modern Sup Forums though is far below average intelligence mainly due to the neo-nazi Sup Forums types who took over.

You sound like a butthurt wagecuck.
A unique form of intellect is the only thing OP has going for him
But even that one thing is enough to trigger you normies, flaring up your insecurities. Pathetic.

Know that you are not alone OP. There are many like you out there irl.
Keep up the good fight, without a combined presence these drones and automatons will overrun the rest of us

who's taking the picture?

>Dan and his GF watch a movie

>liking some tard faggot
>not even good at poker
>collect shitload of guns
>post pics to show what a manly chad he is
>narcissistic as fuck
>pay hookers and pornstars to hang out with him
>all day post pics on normie medias like a teen girl

This guy is pretty messed up. I wont be surprised if one day someone find him with a gun in his mouth ala Kurt Cobain.

...are you actually retarded or making some sort of joke?
ED?
Are you fucking stupid?
ED was much later on.
Moot himself was a goon originally, the posted Sup Forums on SA itself.
For the love of fuck this is all public, documented information, and you don't even know this basic shit.
I'm going to literally slap the shit out of you if you keep being this retarded.

>post on a Tibetan cartoon fourm
>smart

You "people" are fucking retarded. You're not smarter than your peers, you're not special, you're not a critical genius because you anonymously nitpick media and get into arguments over it. I can't fucking stand this arrogance, I hope you morons kill yourselves so no one has to listen to how deeply intelligent and skeptical you are as you sit at your monitor for ten hours straight with bags of chips on the floor in your mother's house.

Yeah you are. You have new wave cancer written all over you, I bet you've only been coming here a few years. Your entire post can be condensed to the "Sup Forums always sucked" meme, which anybody who was actually here or can analyze anything knows is bullshit.

Conceptually it's similar to the bullshit "I'm just a comedian" defense that propagandists hide behind when they get called out on delivering scathing social and political views. You're very comfortable pushing your narrative with glib righteousness to a receptive audience but immediately fall into a nebulous hellscape of relativism where you pretend you haven't delineated groups or causes or ambitions, all because you can't acknowledge certain facts because you need to reject them so they that they don't undermine certain thoughts you use to invent and maintain delusions of your own superiority.

step 1 is accepting youre not as smart as you think you are

Yes, the curse of labor. So it is written in the Bible and its truth reechoes in the hearts of most men. The male is by nature lazy and unambitious. The industrious man is a truly feminine phenomenon. In male cultures men only work in order to live, but in nations where women domineer, men show ambition, zeal for labor, and they frequently work themselves to death firmly believing that they live in order to work. On account of the fact that ambition is a female characteristic, women are always going to be outraged at the sight of potential energies which are not transformed into kinetic energies. The mobile life is urban and female. Haste is not only unmanly, but as Ortega has demonstrated it, also the very negation of our immortality. The Middle Ages was a period without haste, it was male and timeless.
The true man is attracted by an adventurous life while woman stands for security, concerned for the safety of her home and her family. The desperate craving for safety is always the surest sign of the effemination of a culture or nation. The replacement of Trust in divine Providence by efficient insurance companies is always a danger signal which should not be ignored.

>Paying for shitposting on a internet forum...
wtf?!