Ex is ugly now

>ex is ugly now

Best feel

>not a nigger

even better feel

>ex is ugly now
>chat me on facebook
>blocked her

This is a good discussion about television and film.

I have an even better one
>ex is fat
>ex is single mother to 9month old baby

...

>ex is now a single mom going to a doctor for her depression and has half-ass attempted suicide once already
**>I still bang her and play with her giant tits every time she's feeling so lonely she texts me**

fpbp

I got an even better one.

>ex is fat
>three half black kids by two nigger fathers that are both in prison

>dating skanks

>ex got hotter
>I got uglier

>ex is about the same looking but wont get any hotter cause nobody gets hotter after 25

She was a kike and her kike parents made her break up with me because I wasnt a kike and she married a kike in less than a year so I hope she has made a mistake and is unhappy all the time

>Sup Forums - Television & Film
The mods really just don't give a fuck, do they?

>ex keeps texting
>ignore her no matter how lonely I am

dat upper hand is the best bros

>never had an ex because never had a gf because girls are repulsed by the sight of me
Worst feel

>ex treats me like shit
>tell her to lose my number
>months later and i'm boutta kms wondering why she didn't try to contact me again even though we see each other around town a lot

it wasn't a bluff but i'll pretend it was if she comes back haha...

Girls move on waaay faster than men. Just a fact. Sucks but you'll be ok bro trust me.

>leave home for basic training
>ex breaks up with you and starts dating your best friend a few months later
>get super drunk and call her a skank and whore
>its been three years since then
>they're now getting married and are super nice to me still
>I'm still getting blackout drunk and wasting my money fucking 6/10 strippers

theyre afraid youll go crazy so they treat you with soft hands

thanks user. i think i found someone else.
but i was planning my suicide even when i was with my old gf so ?????

>check online for prozzies in the area
>99% want $200/hr
>one consideration is 10/10 jaw dropping, other is $50 asian massage close by
>still don't have the balls to do either
also why the fuck you still know either of them they're both shit people

Based pepe just poster!

>LETTING THAT SHIT HAPPEN TO YOU
He is not your best friend, stop being a door mat.

>also why the fuck you still know either of them they're both shit people
All my friends from home are good friends with them. I try to avoid them as much as possible but every time I visit home they'll end up going to whatever get-together I meet my friends at.
I'll probably get blown up in WW3/Korean war 2.0/the Invasion of Syria soon while he's at home having a family with her, so at least I have that to look forward to.
I don't hang out with him anymore, I just see him all the time around town when I come home on leave because we have the same friends.

when i have the same friends and kept running into someone i hated i eventually just dropped the mutual friends

wasnt worth the bother

>ex is a single mom now
kek got serve that hoe