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Wow, I was going to post my own unique one but then I realized your pic pretty much summed up everything I felt. Good job OP.

>ancestor
never ever been more triggered in my whole life

template

its the only real american one

America is the only true contender for the title of ROME
Only Russia and UN come close

Here you go.

>US ancestor is Rome

What the hell??

Best friend
Kek u wish, try Germany, you two have more migrants in common

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B-but, we gave you giant transvestite statue!

Don't listen to its just bantz. Real recognize real. OGs for life

>implying Israel isn't best friend

>Modern Italy
>Anything like Rome

>ancestor
>spqr

I laugh at you amerifats with your ''much ancestry'' ''muh rome''.

You have nothing to do with rome, shut the fuck up and get shot by a nigger you grease piece of shit.

What are the second and fourth flag

obvious bant.

I laugh at modern Italians. You have nothing to do with Rome. "IM ITALIAN".

No you aren't. Italians got bred out 800 years ago, you are simply mongrel spawn

second is the flag of the Szeklers, fourth is a Finno-Ugric meme flag

>being this mad

>Rome
AY HOL UP.
SO U BE SAYIN THAT
WE

Israel is not a friend, we need them there and we give them shit. They know we need them, so they act against us whenever they fucking can because they know we won't and can't do shit.

America has no best friend, if they did it would be you canacuck

WUZ

YOU WUZ SAYIN WE WUZ ROMANZ N SHT ?

Considering all the bullying America has done with Canada I doubt Canada would be Americas best friend.

SO U BE IMPLAIN ROMUNZ WUZ NOT MERICANS TO BEGIN WITH

No, that's wrong. The ancestor of America is Saxony.

>ancestor
WE WUZ PATRICIANS AN SHEIT

WE
WUZ
ROMAN N SHT

Modern Italians are basically black becuase of the Moors

Except we really were

Interesting. Why does the szekely flag have a crescent moon on it to represent a predominantly catholic group?

closet thing we have
>saxony
america is just as roman as the byzantines were or the germans after them
rome as an idea is closer to america more than anything
THE REPUBLIC
ONE NATION INDIVISIBLE

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>implying i said we wuz romanz

Just another leaft spoting bullshits.

>le mad card

Discarded

>spqr

>Modern Italians are basically black becuase of the Moors


Leaf talking with 0 knoledge i see

FUCKING KEK

shut the fuck up mexico

Yeah at first I wasn't sure what that was. I think he's going by the fact the US founders had a huge Rome-fetish. The Senate model, Neoclassical architecture and George Washington trying to imitate Cincinnatus

Also Freemasonry and sheeit

>"Italians are all nigger and sandnigger"
>"Muh Canadians are true roman"
Explain this

Pretty sure it was only Sicily that got raped to hell and back by the Moors, was it not?

That's a nice rarebowie you have there. Here's one of mine

shut up britcuck

>Ancestor

>implying an empire that spanned all of europe, north africa, and the middle east is the ancestor of italy alone.

of all the decendants of rome, you are the most dissapointing,

Here is mine

>he thinks he got the republic from rome

Because the sun and the moon are their symbols. Maybe it's related to the Prince Csaba myth.
>pic related

>friendly rival

ASSAD!? A MAN WHOSE COUNTRY WAS DESTROYED BY ISIS!?

KANGZ
N
ROMANS

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I-I'll be your best friend, America-kun.

Delusion

What is shocking is that other Americans haven't called you out on your crap.

America is no Rome.

Literally one republic ruled under the BBC

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The reason Rome is our ancestor is because it's a common theme throughout the world that the United States is a reincarnation of Rome.

Virtually every history professor will tell you this. The comparison is vast and no other nation in the world has copied the Roman model of society like the United States has .

>reincarnation of Rome
Haahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

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the other americans feel it too
this is the new rome brah

wow so rome

pretty gud

>copying something from rome
>being the new rome

Hahahahahahahaahahahahah!

too bad it's 5th Century AD Rome. You're witnessing the collapse bro

>x is my ancestor because I'm x's reincarnation
Kek

>virtually every American professor will tell you this

fixed that for you

No they feel their blood pressure rising due to type 2 diabetes.

mine's better

C'mon Murica, at last thing that your country can be is a reincarnation of rome

Meh, we're always closer to our neighbour.
And Quebec would be our son, nor brother.

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decent, but dont shove it into the top corner like an autist

Its cuz he fucked up in paint like an autistic fucking pre schooler.

>ancestor
>Rome
You wish fat boy

It sure isn't Italy

also

>best friend
>not portugal

explain yourself

It makes me kind of mad that this is like 90% true.

Still hilarious though.

yeah, forgot my meds

Look at this and say that this have no romanic-style influence more than your USC

Rome isn't your ancestor it would be the celts or the anglo-saxons/normans.

>Being this retarded

Meant father.

WE WUZ ROMANS N SHEEEIIIIT

>best friend

>That ancestor

Are you retarded?

sad but true

according to leaf logic sicily and all of south italy was raped by normans

we wuz romans n sheit

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if you have any issues take it up with your local legionnaire base um I mean US military base.

The emperor I mean POTUS will defend you

We love you.

Swap the UN and Russia. Fuck the UN. No reason to hate Russkies.

There is no need to be so upset. Christ, no wonder you're famously known for beating your wives.

>that father

You're just as retarded as OP

America's ancestor is the Holy Roman Empire, not the original Roman Empire. America is Anglo-Saxon/German.

>father
Danelaw cunt detected

wtf i hate germany now

You aren't Romans forest nigger.

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something you must know about peru

we hate everyone
yes even ourselves

>ancestor

WE

WEWUZ

>local legionnaire

well, historically, maybe. But currently, no.

You should be honored desu
The Romans would respect the US more than Italy if they were around today

More study, Ahmed

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Britain