If Citizen Kane was made today what would his last words be?

If Citizen Kane was made today what would his last words be?

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FOR YOU

Fuck bitches get money

#blacklivesmatter

"My sled, my....Rosebud." it would HAVE to be explained to current audienced because of shitty producer meddling

"Erase my porn folder"

Martha

>So, you're probably wondering how I got in this mess.

...schezuan sauce...

"My sled, my... wife's son."

Perfectly adapted for today's audience

fpbp

lads, why no baneposting today.
ive not seen 1 thread.
:((

>and THAT'S how I got my groove back
>funk music outro

dank buds

>You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...

SHWING!

dumb movie why would he say his sled so stupid
what kind of faggot names a sled anyway

Rosebud isn't important to Citizen Kane.

French Champagne...

nah it would be
"Mother....."

playstation 3

It's free real-estate.

ITS OVER, DRUMPF IS FINISHED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

THE FRENCH

>Martha...

...

He would sexually identify as a sled.

"cunny...."

Not trying to meme, but its the closest accurate translation.

rose cuck

>tell the cops he was puerto rican

bazinga

After all these years, finally, I have become the Citizen Kane

I'm a dead guy

FOR US

Seriously, probably like "Zelda" or something.

"privilege....checked."

Kane?

fuck drumpf

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how does anyone know what his last words were if no one heard them? the nurse was not even in the fucking room and the door was shut.

"a lot of loyalty for a hired sled."

because the camera was zoomed in on his face, user. duh.

Obviously his butler dude was in the room, as he clearly mentions later in the movie.

underrated

it was my priviledge

I wish i spent more time arguing with people on the internet

ASMR

"t..traps are gay"

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kek this

Did I leave the stove on?

something that explains the plot to the audiences because it might be too complicated.

bazinga

orange slices

Martha

lel

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HONKA... HONKA

explain this plot to me

benis

Patriarchy

BIG
BLACK
COCKS

>...my only regret is that I lived my life a cis white male
>*death rattle*

...

>ctrl+f
>no "fake news"

Your slipping Sup Forums

fuck off Sup Forums

>the narwahal bacons at midnight

"...Check 'em..."

"my anal rosebud"

We Citizen Kang nao

>"RUSSIANS HACKED THE 2016 UNITED STATES ELECTION"

what did he mean by this

This is a good thread

GAS THE JEWS

"bitch, fuck me and suck my dick"

>HOL UP

>the big bad Sup Forums monster

Grow the fuck up.

Citizen Kane is all about the idea of a powerful man/corp controlling the print media. "fake news" would fit perfectly.

He's clearly a CIA operative, trying to psych op the masses.

No it wouldn't. The point about Rosebud wasn't that it referred to his work or his public image, but to a simple innocent childhood memory he cherished.

We must secure a future for white children

Fuck off reddit

*BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP*

Fuck... drumpf....

Whoa dude, don't get so serious. Of course it isn't as poetic as "rosebud", but that's not the point. We are talking about a modern take on the movie/line. Considering "for you" is more popular in this thread/board than something like "fake news", which actually has meaning in large media corporation kino, would work just fine. Though of course the same media corps wouldn't want to poke fun at themselves, so that would never happen.

>Bring me that citizen....Kane.

I think Citizen Kane was for a long time critically derided and deliberately ignored by rewards because some media bigshot felt that it was a personal insult to him. So... the more things change the more they stay the same.

Ive watched Citizen Kane a few times over the years. Am I the only one that thinks its just "okay"?

Where did all this shit about it being high art and paraded around in universities as being what all movies should aspire to be come from?

LITTLE

Jews did 9/11

nah mate it was the critic's favorite since its conception, and still is.

JEWISH

This.

Welles had to hide the true plot of the movie, and after it was found out, Hearst tried his best to make the public hate it/him.

"Fake news" is every bit a part of a story like Citizen Kane. At its base, the movie was about how powerful men can influence the public and control narratives by use of print media. A modern take on this would be a breath of fresh air, but given that the media giants have even more power/influence now, it won't ever happen.

it was very technically inovative. The story was simple but shown in a non linear way and the shots were creative and effective. Before it released every movie was basically composed of wide shots and back to back close ups in dialogues, really boring and uninteresting.

I think it's more of a "for the time" kind of thing. Like, if you study film up to Citizen Kane, and care a lot about how shots are done, then it is a ground breaking film. But comparing it against films since then, ya, it's just another one of many.

Watch at a lot of movies made before Citizen Kane and then watch some movies after it and you'll understand.

>influence the public and control narratives
>A modern take
>millionaire buys shill farms to shill on twitter and online communities
on a serious note
>but given that the media giants have even more power/influence now, it won't ever happen.
I doubt it. These types of "woke" movies don't have any influence on people and are not a threat to anyone.

its free real estate

yeah buddy compare a scene of an average blockbuster flick to citizen kane, they're totally the same and had the same creative input.

>"tAh.....th-the......frenshhhhhhhhhhhhh........."

drumpf...

>God's not real.

It's true

yolo swag