Who was in the wrong here?
Who was in the wrong here?
God
oh wait god isn't real
T-that's right *burp*
beat me to it
Morty *brap* y-you gotta shitpost on *brap* Sup Forums morty shitpost right now
>b-but Rick shitposting is stupid w-why in god's name would-
Because morty, *BRAAAAP* because you can't let the blackedposters and the pedophiles and and and and the fucking Australians have their way morty *BRAAAAAAAAAP* because you're a man, aren't you, well man up also god's not real you're welcome morty
There he is. There he goes again
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little rick and morty thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic random rick joke isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a cartoon. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “HAHA MORTY PICKLE RICK HAHA PICKLE RICK *BUURRRP* MORTY”.
You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that’s all you’ll ever be.
Adult Swim.
This isn't Rick and Morty you dumbasses. This is Rick and Mahrti.
Is this a new pasta
Rick because as an older man he would totally be a giver, he's worship Morty's meatpole
>new
>reddit spacing
Wuba luba dub dub smartness equals sadness lmao
Is this a new pasta?
bump all rick and morty threads for fucks sake, cant do it alone
fuck off retard
Bumped. ;^)
bmp
wub a lub check these dubs
wubbing for dubs
YOU HAVE TO LICK MY BALLS MORTY
Y-y-you're right Rick, we, we can't let /pol ruin everything! We're gonna take it back! We can't let them divide us! T-Sup Forums for Sup Forums!
*BAAARRRRPPPP*
@81641739
Is this a new pasta?