IT HAPPENING
TRUMP CAR CRASH
Daniel Murphy
Zachary Ortiz
THEY TRIED TO KILL HIM
Easton Young
it seems to really be on twitter
GUYS
Tyler Baker
NeverTrump wins afterall
Xavier Collins
UPDATE: No injuries reported after Donald Trump's motorcade involved in accident - CNN
Nathaniel Thompson
minor accident, nobody injured
Carter James
The RNC looks like an accident so far
Xavier Foster
g-guys??!?!
Camden Reed
Motorcade can't stump Trump.
Literally unstumpable.
Brandon Baker
CRASHING THIS MOTORCADE
Austin Thompson
>Implying it wasn't Trump playing 4d lightspeed Chess
Isaiah Ross
bazinga
Brandon Taylor
FUCK
Ayden Sanchez
JESUS CHRIST
Gavin Anderson
Wtf I hate motorcades now
James Parker
was getting dinged part of your plan?
Isaac Rogers
...
Gabriel Smith
Wtf 8 years of tax payers hauling around the nigger in chief and his motorcade never crashed.
Benjamin Walker
HOLY FUCK IT'S LEGIT.
Isaac Collins
Trump is blessed by kek. It's not happening.
Jeremiah James
Ban assault motorcades.
Carter Williams
And he still caught the charazard
Ryan Russell
DESPARATION
Cameron Parker
Wtf i hate Kek now. this wasnt part of the plan
Josiah Brown
UNSTUMPABLE
Anthony Rivera
>nige crashes plane
>unharmed
>Trump crashes car
>unharmed
Like pottery
Evan Lee
Literally nothing, probably a car in the front or something. Nothing happened to trump or his car.
Ian Scott
Man, Mossad is really getting shitty at this game.
Nathan Roberts
It's all part of the show, folks. Marketing 101.
Christian Myers
Im sure the MAGA crew is already working on an analysis of why Trump actually wanted his motorcade to crash so that he can use it against someone in the future or to bait someone into saying something stupid. I like Trump and im voting for him but damn, not everything the guy does is a subtle "4d chess" attack.
Aiden Lopez
it's to make him look invincible
Eli Bell
Link us up cunt
Kevin Ortiz
...
Justin Rodriguez
Nigel was in a car accident too.
Hunter Lopez
Guys
Jacob Gomez
He also crashed the plane. He was expected to be in the wreckage.
Isaiah Flores
There goes your last chance hill shill
Jaxon Ross
>driver was playing Crookéd Hillary NO and was trying to catch the rare an elusive Hillary
youtu.be
Austin Phillips
They're trying to kill him, fuck you hillary you sack of slime.
Mason Powell
>mfw i have the higher moral ground over libcucks cause they were hoping he would die
Jose Nguyen
DUBS TO SAVE THE EMPEROR
William Brooks
>A bystander reveals "Trump is kill."
Asher Murphy
Kek told me the crash was for sympathy vote
Jaxon Hall
Fug. Trump is kill
Bentley Ortiz
If they strike him down he will become more powerful than they can possibly imagine.
Wyatt Ortiz
What are you doing, Kek?
Aiden Phillips
No happening here fellas.
Sources tell me lead car swerved to avoid a frog crossing the road and hit another car.
Lincoln Howard
Roach, please. CNN confirms no one is hurt.
Christian Collins
YES YES
WELL DONE TRUMP WELL DONE
HOWEVER
Thomas Brooks
Why did kek do this?
Carter Gutierrez
>Trump killed by angry nigs.
A goy can dream can't he.
David Thomas
It's ok guys, great men have walked away from worse
Kevin Ramirez
FBI user was right.
All true Americans must take up arms in defence of the God emperor.
Elijah Gomez
>TRUMP IS KILL
> - CNN
its happening friend
Jack Wilson
Checked and kekked
Liam Brown
Why would a god need defending?
Henry Anderson
>Like pottery
Adam Perez
>swerved to avoid a frog
Dominic Myers
NO
THE GOD-EMPEROR CANNOT FALL, HE WILL LEAD MANKIND AGAINST THE GLOBALISTS AND SHILLARIST HERETICS
I TURN TO BUR, IN THESE DARK HOURS, TO RETURN ORDER AND HEAL THE EMPEROR
Mason Kelly
Where were u when emperor trump is die
Me, i was building wall when paco called
'trump is kill'
'AY CARAMBA'
And you?????????
Aaron Ward
A frog?????
Jordan Rivera
Don't Pokemon Go and drive folks.
Luis Smith
Sorry for bad english
where were you when you heard?
Friend call and say "Trump is kill."
No.
Joseph Barnes
twitter.com
The Emperor will not be stumped, and particularly not by a car accident.
Ryan Hughes
Anyone listening to broadcastify.com
If so, can anyone confirm if they said "10 men wearing all black with big backpacks?"
POTENTIAL HAPPENING INCOMING IF TRUE
Blake Morales
YOU CANT WIN
Nathan Morris
You gotta be shitting me....
Brody Perry
They mention GAS MASKS and ANARCHISTS as well if I'm not mistaken
PROHIBITED ITEM
THEY'RE GOING TO ARREST HIM
Liam Green
In what country?
Parker Thomas
BLM did this RACE WAR
David Collins
>a frog
oh my fucking god this can't be real
Jackson Mitchell
Battle of Cleveland
Grayson White
Rovaniemi. The Sami have had enough of your bullshit.
ATTACK REINDEER IN 30 MINUTES
Jeremiah Campbell
I bet a protester threw himself in front of the motorcade and got ran over.
Jason Wilson
JarJar is the key to everything.
Nolan Green
US brother
Carson Brooks
TOP KEK
Brandon Perry
>you've been erased
Josiah Foster
Don't let them Princess Diana Trump
Christopher Hughes
TRUMP IS JUST FAKING HIS DEATH SO HE CAN BE REVIVED WITH THE DRAGON BALLS AFTER PENCE BEATS HILLARY
youtube.com
6D CHESS
William Collins
wtf I hate motion now
Luis Morris
everything posted on a highly satirical website anonymously with no source is real
Lincoln Collins
>avoid a frog
I warned you fools, I warned you against invoking Kek.
They found out, and they are channeling Kek's power against us.
Kek is chaos, Kek is destructive.
I warned you against the evils of Kek, even if your heart is pure, a moment of contemplation breeds a lifetime of regret.
Chase Martin
KEK
Samuel Ramirez
Trump is immortal. Him ever implying mortality is a prank.
Daniel Rodriguez
Drunk illegal Mexican caused it. He didn't have insurance and got away.
Brayden Brooks
>Kek manifests into corporeal form
>Goes to greet his servant, Trump
>Cannot resist
>Reveals his power
>CHAOS FROM THE CHAOS GOD
We Know Kek. We Are Kek.
Nathaniel Hall
WTF? I hate kek now
Joseph Diaz
>American drivers
lmao, not even once.
Leo Walker
>Why would a god need defending?
It's not much to protect a God, but to show the heretics that mortal men are willing to die for their God.
A show of lethal force, really.
Jacob Nelson
You mean a truck swerved to avoid running over frog-eaters?
Julian Myers
how the fuck does a secret service motorcade get into an accident? there must be a bigger story here. i see nothing on the news about it. why?
Parker Rogers
they got plotarmor
Adrian Hughes
He is not hurt, and Trump will be president.
Lucas Thomas
where were you when you learned Trump was kill?
no...
Carson Harris
Damn. Trumps motorcade got a deluxe upgrade. Got dem caddies and minigun suburbans
Chase Reyes
A frog? That can't be a coincidence.
Ayden Bennett
Don't want to wait 20 years for him to regenerate a new mortal form.
David Moore
literally swerved to avoid kek the frog? wtf?
Charles Lewis
Meme Magix!