ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / FETISHES / INCEST / RETARDED OPINIONS / GENERAL DEGENERACY / ETC

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I've been sucking random cocks on my way home from work for years now. Love to get home and kiss my wife when I get there knowing that I just had cock in my mouth and she doesn't know.

Sometimes I bump threads

You sir are sometimes a hero.

I love when my crew is online.

I'm helping someone starve themselves unhealthily thin.

When i was 16/17 ish I would steal bras and panties from my friend's sister's laundry and strip naked and put those on. Id cruise around around midnight with some saved porn video on my ipod video hooked up to my car stereo for a jerk and ride.

Most of the sex I had was with blood relatives and when I was young a lot of my early sexual encounters would nowadays qualify as rape.
I posted a lot on Sup Forums before but I am not going to do anymore tonight. I'm goin' off to get drunk and pass out.

My nieces are all really cute, I would love to fuck them, one in particular. Never would actually do anything with them though

Call me a fag, but chastity, particularly key bullying/key threats

You're a fag

I like to rp with hung guys on how they would use my wife and how they would downgrade and humiliate me kik ilovetitsandwetness

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I'm afraid I'll never be able to hold down a job and be independent because I get so depressed I don't care about anything and just want to kill myself.

Lol

I'm getting great satisfaction watching an ex gf slowly become the cool wine Aunt meme over Instagram.

She broke up with me in college because she thought she could do better, but she didn't.

Now she's seeing all her best friends getting married and having kids while she's still alone. She knows I married and had kids. Her life sucks and she's stuck in shitty jobs.

She's currently on holiday in Europe making multiple posts a day on Instagram trying to include everyone into what she's up to but nobody gives a shit. Everyone else has spouses and kids to spend Christmas. Only men that are left are divorcees and weirdos.

It's a victimless crime but I'm enjoying myself

I have a sleep fetish and I have a hot sis, couple of hot aunts and cousins so you can imagine.

same here, im such a fucking loser i doubt i could get better if i tried

I was like this but then I found out I had sleep apnea. If you're a loud snorer go get tested your depression might come from that

I go on shoplifting streaks
I poop in forests when nobody is around
I carried a Kabar round my neck in the last year of high school
I stuck my dick in a soap dispenser bottle in a public bathroom
I jack books from libraries

I shot a man in Reno

I fell into a burning ring of fire

I used to masturbate in the food of my sister's friends and then watch them eat it and enjoy it.

Trick is to use cum as glazing on cakes and donuts and sprinkle a bit of dusted sugar. They'll be licking the glazing off their fingers which is basically just sweetened cum

Well, this divorcée is enjoying his freedom and having a blast, sucker!

Cool well you're not good enough for her in her mind. Well that's what she used to think but now she's dealing with the growing prospects of dying alone and childless. She's slowly going mad on Instagram

I hurt myself today

Why? To see if you still feel?

I want to kill a ton of people that actually deserve it. Blacks, Jews, LGBT pedos, you name it.

Bifag here, I'd love to fuck my gf's nephew

I masturbate to insects

Pulled this white slut off tinder. Made her turn around and slide those cheeks soon as she got in.
Bitch wanted that hot black n raw

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Why do they deserve it?

I don't know why, but sounds like fun.

My wife found a video I kept of my ex stripping in her dorm room. I thought my wife would be pissed but she was into it. She keeps making us watch it together and says she owns my ex now. I’m scared she’s going to do something crazy

>Be me, about 35, have skinny wife
>Work overseas, have skinny mistress
>Check out BBW threads on Sup Forums
>Get curious about fucking a fatty
>Match with Taiwanese landwhale on Tagged
>Go through the motions
>She thinks we're dating, lol
>Doesn't know I have wife
>She's dumb as dogshit
>Really lazy, hates any walking
>Wants to catch a train like 200m
>She's a terrible kisser
>Get her into bed
>The fat is like being on a waterbed
>Vagina is behind a mile of obese labia majora
>With about 7.5" I'm barely actually inside
>She just lies there like a beached whale
>Won't ride me, thinks it's too much effort
>Also scared of squashing me
>She thinks sex three times a week is a lot
>Starts getting possessive
>Messages me when I'm busy at work
>Gets pissed off if I don't answer immediately
>Asks if I'm cheating on her with other girls
>Haha doesn't know she's the one on the side
>Breaks up with me
>Blocks me on WeChat
>Whatever, sex was shit anyway
>Messages me on WeChat a few weeks later
>Can't reply because she still has me blocked

My gf's nieces have watched us have sex quite a few times

Alright, user, I'll bite. How old are they and does your gf know?

I want to fuck both of my stepdaughters.

They participate and openly celebrate the genocide of my people. Everywhere I look I see more of their pandering elitist propaganda. Social media, TV, advertisements, everywhere. I'd gladly be hailed as a hero and spend the rest of my life in prison, away from the lies, away from the bullshit, and finally be at peace.

8 &10. Gf knows. It's usually in the living room at night with us on one couch and them on the other. Lights off but the TV on so it's not completely dark. Sometimes they are asleep or at least pretending to but is obvious they are watching

Ages?

How do they react? Have you seen them touching themselves?

Do you talk to your gf about this?

You're insane. Turn to God, he loves you.

What would they think about this deal?

Should get your girlfriend to help you teach them how to get off

Kek what? A full blade kabar? That's like half a pound and a foot of length bouncing on your chest! Please tell me you're not that autistic!

I came in my ex's sister's face cream container and mixed it around. Knowing my cum was on her face every day still turns me on years later.

Kill yourself fbi

He hates fags too, so that's pretty based. But if he really loved me, he wouldn't let kike demons roam the Earth.

They don't really react, just casually watch. I haven't seen them do anything but the older one likely gets aroused. We haven't talked about it a lot, but we both like doing it.

I know the 10yo knows how. I'd love to give them oral but I would never actually do it

Let it go, user. You found love after her. She was a dumb college bitch. Find forgiveness and you will feel even better about yourself. You are too good for bitterness.

DUDE! This is sooooo true. I have horrible SA and it is destroying my life. Even with a CPAP I stop breathing when I hit the deepest sleep and it (the machine) wakes me up. Years since I was able to go through a full restful sleep cycle. Always depressed and tired. I have to physically work my ass off to get my body recovered. Sweaty ass cardio.

>LGBT pedos
That's an new one to me.

That's no secret. Everyone wants to fuck their step daughters. Hell I want to fuck your step daughters.

My gf gets off to posting our friends in tribute threads. We have tons of tributes saved

I constantly daydream that she and her boyfriend will break up. A mutual friend texts me:
>anonette and user broke up
>I’m sorry to hear that. She seemed happy.
>continue with my life pretending I don’t still think about kissing her every day
But I don’t think I would be strong enough to do that if it were to actually happen.

Never heard of Desmond Is Amazing or drag queen story hour?

Just make it happen. Make them your princesses
Cum in holes

She's been living rent free in your head since you broke up? Get over her already move on

Nope. And I'm not looking for it. I'd rather wallow in my ignorance. Of course, I never watched 2 girls 1 cup either. I got caught by the blue waffle and lemon party and I damn sure wasn't going to anything like that again.

>Be me 29
>Virgin, sheltered life. Work / internet / watch sport / sleep
>Finally meet a girl at work, last relationship she got cheated on actually a very good looking girl
>Flirt make it out like I know what I'm doing, am actually not bad at it I guess, thinks I'm funny/nice
>Tell her I like her, likes me too. finally this is it
>Text/talk all the time, kiss, make out finally feel normal after all these years
>Kinky as fuck always riling me up with dirty messages
>Night finally comes we have sex, after a few minutes she says its too painful and to stop. I stop she cries immediately.
>says she had a hysterectomy year ago and vagina gets dry spots, and she cannot have kids ever.
>says its too painful because her vagina doesn't get as wet as normal pussy. Mood is ruined doesn't feel right to continue and for me to take her home
>ghosts me for 5 weeks after 'dealing with shit'
>breaks up over the phone after those 5 weeks while I'm at work on lunch break
>girl I came to genuinely like and not just for sex, my happiness and feeling normal gone in an instant
>wondering if my life is just a joke to someone I'm not in on, finally find someone I actually like and it goes to shit when I don't think I did anything wrong
>Months laters still texts me out of the blue as if nothing happened talking normally maybe think she wants to give it another go then just ghosts again for weeks
>don't know what to do about anything now. back to my boring monotonous life, feel even worse about it then before I met her

Ephesians 6:12 Matthew 10:34

Fell asleep on my older gf couch one night. I was watching Skinamax and fell asleep for a little before going to bed with my dick still through my PJ pants fly. I wake up when the tv sound changes to Spanish, kinda in a daze, and start hearing sloppy pussy noises. Turns out the gf daughter is Jilling off in the recliner, going at it 90miles/hr. I crack my eyes a little and she is switching from looking at my boner to the tv. I didn't know what to do so I just waited for her to go back to bed then I shut it all down and crashed.

Get a bottle of lube, idiot

Bro. First lesson: girls are retarded. Their brains do not function like ours. Second, if she can't get wet just use a lot of lube. That's literally what it's designed for. Rub it on your little dick and lube up her pussy with your fingers. Problem solved I promise.

How old? Insanely hot.

I got fucked by a dog when I was about 10
Male.
Was playing in the backyard at my cousins
In the tree house
Needed to shit
Didn't .
Ended up shitting myself
Climbed out of the tree house to walk to the house
Pants down coz nasty
Big old labrador comes and puts his fore paws on my shoulders
Rides me while I shuffle back across the back yard
I stop he starts humpung my bum vigorously
His dick feels strange. I know what's happening but still astounded
Actuay feels nice
I freeze coz I don't know what else to do
He fucks my butt hole
My aunt tells at him to stop and shoos him away
I go clean up
She scolds me for being a dirty little bastard
My cousins thought it was funny

You don't put a comma there idiot.

Not that guy but yeah, one goes there.

think its got to do with more how shes insecure as fuck about it now rather than not using lube...

This is stuff that's happening in real life and being accepted as mainstream. This isn't a video of degeneracy. This matters.

Yes, you do.

I might have autism!

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*You don't put a comma there, idiot.

I'm afraid, user, that it is YOU who are the idiot. You might want to get a solid grasp on grammar before you start slinging accusations.

Who cares, had sex. Only a couple of minutes... but had sex. Kinda profit!

I had to help bathe my 11yo niece several times and it was honestly pretty fun

Had a 16yr old(girl) jerk and suck me off when i was 20.this is 4 years ago and havent had any contact with her and we were both drunk att the time.im scared to shit that im getting the metoo treatment any day if she holds any grudges against me.

Why did she need help?

So lick that dry pussy till it drips

She had a cast on one arm and a brace thing on her other wrist so she couldn't physically do it herself

Show me a link that says you do. I'll wait.

Dude you are saying that you can't fuck the girl because she is too dry and it's painful for her. Lube solves that problem. Do you understand?

Sounds pretty hard to do

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It was easy to do, she was really cool about it. I was much more nervous than she was the first time

Oh K
She pretty?

Really cute, awesome body especially her ass

I have a wife and two mistresses and yet I still like I am 4ever alone, because of my fucking mental illnesses

She does the same thing user

Holy shit you did it. I learned something new today, faggot. I just don't like it because it doesn't read right. Commas to me represent a pause in language and if you spoke like that you would sound like a retard. I don't understand why you need a symbol to identify who is being addressed. The words are enough.

See her holes at all?

she said to stop then immediately started crying and then said that she's "broken" and to take her home. she didn't want to continue because I guess she was insecure about it so lube wasn't an option...

She probably just looked at you, realized what a mess her life has become, and find her last scrap of self worth and decided not to go through with it.

Ok well if you are actually interested in her then just let her dictate the pace of the relationship. Girls get horny too. It will happen. Don't try to force it.

Frotted with a family member when we were younger. I was really horny as a kid so I played doctor so many times.

Still beat off to memory to this day.

Well yeah, got to see and touch her entire naked body, even spread her pussy wide open

Nah the relationships over as I wrote in the original post no idea why she just got depressed or insecure or something to this day I have no idea.

There is a natural pause there, idiot. That's why sentences like "Oh my, idiot" and "Oh, my idiot" are spoken differently.

My wife is a wanton slut for dog cock...

Had some great questions last night. Let's keep it going...AMA

And if we're being pedantic I should have said "sentence fragments".

How'd you learn about it? How'd she get into it / what was her first experience? What kind of dog(s)? How big are they? Do you fuck her afterward?