Is this kino?

Is this kino?

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>Just an entire plain avocado

Damn nigga at least dice it or something

>6 eggs
>healthy as fuck
kek
i love that roganposting has evolved into laughing at his awful breakfasts

no... it's keto

Gotta eat big to get big. How do people not get this yet

>rogan posting
>dont even watch mma
What did you mean by this?

>5 cloves of garlic

Damn Joe

and avocado

>5 cloves of garlic

>5'"""""""""""""8"""""""""""

>some of the eggs are overcooked to fuck, rubbery and stuck to the cale
>there is still a pool of raw uncooked egg pooling on the bottom of the plate

that's a lot of fat

do americans really do this?

just ate 5 eggs, is it unhealthy or what?

healthy as fuck

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketogenic_diet

Thanks Joe!

Joe only eats food that is served in a puddle of piss

>following a meme diet
americans are silly

Contact with metal spoils the flavour of an avocado. Even cutting them in half like that fucks it up a bit. The best way to eat them is with your hands.

like my new ink?

you like mine?

what went wrong in their minds?

>The ketogenic diet is a high-fat, adequate-protein, low-carbohydrate diet that in medicine is used primarily to treat difficult-to-control (refractory) epilepsy in children.

Suddenly it all makes sense.

you're ok unless you're a 200kg whale or a 60 year old diabetic man with high blood pressure

oh my god....

What does? The fact that Joey boy goes into a fit of epileptic rage every time someone doesn't think weed is a wonder drug?

what a dumb fucking normie ITP

Jesus Christ, everything this dude makes looks absolutely rancid. Their is always a pool of egg juices and the bottom and it's so mushy it looks like fucking vomit. Someone take his camera privileges away please.

instant twitter profile?

>Joe invites you over for a spaghetti dinner
>you don't eat all day in anticipation
>"here's your plate, bro"
wat do

Your sweat smells like garlic for a few days

>5 cloves of garlic
Isn't Joe on keto? Those are 5g carbs

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my asshole just threw up

Do they know that Dawkins is anti-islam and anti-lgbt too?

>Joe is that girl you know who before eating anything takes a picture of it for instagram

Jesus Christ, Joe...

>Pass the controller bro

Eat what I'm given so as not to be rude, then stop off at a drive-through on the way home for some real food.

Man Rogan fucks up the most basic meals.

>drive-through
>real food

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I too love Rogan's food

I'd eat most of that but the guy definitely needs to cook better to ease up on all the watery excretions from the vegetables and shit

the avocado kale seems the best presented, but I'd leave all the garlic at the side, because fuck that. Kale is a fine-ass tasting vegetable when stir-fryed with non-retarded ingredients and one of the most nutritious things on the planet

t. Roganhead

that shit isn't egg juices it's oil.
healthyasfuck my ass. all of his meals are drenched in that shit.

you can eat carbs and stay in keto
otherwise you wouldn't be able to eat any vegetable
and you need vegetables otherwise your hair starts falling out and your skin turns this sickly grey color it's disgusting, i've done it

t. fat pathetic fuck

He just needs someone to start filming him doing squats, with close ups of his ass for him to go full instagram whore

that's what happens when you let a dumb meathead in the kitchen

Processed meat and chemicals are food.

GMOs man! Lets get it done!

Monsanto #1

WOW, AGRESSIVE MUCH

FUCK OFF JOE ROGAN I COULD BEAT YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW YOU STUPID NIGGER

That doesn't make sense. That meal would already make you extremely full.

>one broken yolk

what an amateur

>Monsanto is bad
>organic is good
I hate this alt-right meme.

This whole thread makes me laugh uncontrollably.

4u

JESUS CHRIST, ROGAN

overcooked eggs are the best eggs

Yard eggs with teflon flakes

jesus fucking christ

what the fuck

>make a nice egg and cheese sandwich
>"damn that was good"
>realise you forgot to take a picture
>vomit it back up
>take a picture
>enjoy it a second time

What the fuck

when will this egg meme die

this fucker is almost as bad as Paula Deen
he knows this shit is unhealthy as fuck for the normal person yet he peddles it anyway

Eggs 100% of the time give me stomach cramps and the shits, I guess I have some sort of intolerance. Anyway, just looking at this made me dry heave

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Every meal he makes is part soup as well

Oh baby i hear your podcast calling
Big enchilada and mother of fried eggs

Oh mercy (quick rundown)

And maybe I seem a bit confused
So Jamie, pull up them clips!
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!

But I don't know what to do with those gestalts and fried yard eggs.
They're callin' in again.

Buzz Aldrin all over my face. What is a boy to do.

Goodnight, Sup Forums

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kek

i used to think the gluten-free crowd was awful

then i stumbled upon the anti-card brigade and holy fuck these people are nuts

Shitting on Joe Rogan's cooking is pretty fun, not gonna lie.

this is what the average anti-carb meal looks like

Needs work

It's almost as good as Ja/ck/ threads

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Not really, it's like making fun of retards. It's too easy.

>Monsanto is bad
>alt-right meme

it's a left meme you dipshit
right/alt-right doesn't give a fuck about the environment; monsanto is hell-bent on destroying the environment

>5 cloves of garlic

Good grief

he must be literally unbearable to be in the same room with his giant fart clouds. Anyone have the one where he did sauerkraut and eggs?

>foie gras double down

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>5 (five) cloves of garlic

sour kraut*

Völkisch Nationalists don't care about the environment? Is this the power of American education?

>eating a high fat diet
>taking HGH and lifting

Did Joe's heart think this all the way through.

Joe's 49. I'm predicting major heart attack by 55.

>Monsanto
>the garbage you just posted

Are you intentionally being stupid?

>ezekiel bread

He fell for the sprout grain meme. Stop having Rhonda Patrick on your show, Joe.

>he is nearly a half century old and still eats yucateco brand hot sauce, the official hot sauce of college sophomores with their first apartment

Who the fuck is Joe Rogan and why are pictures of his food posted all the time?

to be fair his wife is ugly

sprouts themselves are pretty yummy though. How come healthybros don't eat that anymore?

he puts it on everything

>apparatus
It's a spiralizer
What a fucking pseud

is he sponsored by that hot sauce, I've seen it in at least two of these with the bottle strategically placed in the shot

that's SOOOO much yucateco. His asshole must by like Dylan and spit hot fiya

Joe Rogan is a trainwreck washed out former TV show host who was red pilled late in life

he is currently documenting his last few years on this earth