50,000+ seater stadium

>50,000+ seater stadium
>lots of fans
>lots of history
>in the Premier League (for now)
>decent manager (for now)
Why hasn't a billionaire bought them yet?

ugly crest and kit

>Lots of fans
>Lots of history
Geordies genuinely believe this

>wanting to buy a geordie team
do you want to get your car flipped and bones broken?

Too much competition in the Prem at the moment, I really wish they got bought instead of Chelsea or Man City though

>lots of history
>no league title for over 100 years

newcastle has had some of the greatest kits in history

Not even a Newcastle fan, but they are a bigger club than Chelsea and City were when they were bought. Chelsea is located in a rich part of London and it's understandable why Abramovich chose to buy it, buy Manchester City is a bizarre one considering they'd be competing with Manchester United. Even Everton seemed like a better investment.

t. underage, Newcastle used to be semi-relevant not too long ago. They were Tottenham/Liverpool-tier in the 90s (never won anything but were still a decent club).

would you want to live in newcastle? the place has the most annoying, ugly, trashy people in england

they were not Spurs/Liverpool tier, they were West Ham tier in the payet season but with andy cole.

Newastle are a smaller club than Leeds, Forest, Derby, Leicester, Sheff Wed, Everton etc

I lived in Newcastle for three years at uni ant it was class.

It's just because they've got a big stadium and quite noisy fans that people think they're a big club. They had more titles than Chelsea when Abramovich bought them, but even Chelsea had won the league/FA cup more recently than Newcastle. It's a complete myth that they're a big club. As someone who's lived in Newcastle, I promise you they're scouse-tier delusional

haway man! newcastle 2nd best club in countreh

A good purchase needs to come to them. They are good, they can provide happy times.

#Benilol

You don't believe that fat cunt Mike Ashley genuinely wants to sell up right?

I'm studying in Durham but I end up going up to Newcastle once or twice a week because it's a nice city.

The people are friendly, there are plenty of decent bars(Durham is much better for pubs)/cafes/restaurants/general night stuff and the architecture is comfy as fuck because they didn't have to start from scratch like most English cities.

Newcastle is unironically the best English city

Doesn't stop players from playing for either of the Manchester or Liverpool clubs.

Well, then the less to strive is the PL making competitive pressure to step up the manager's vision in the field. Which may not be that bad

Too far North

You are so fucking wrong holy shit

They finished 2nd two seasons in a row, had the best striker in England and won nothing. Sounds exactly like Tottenham.

isn't some woman trying to buy them?

It's the same bird who helped broker the citeh deal, also tried to buy liverpool at one point.

Seems so. The name founded is Amanda Staveley. 300m bid.

wrong and wrong

>big club
>havent won fuck all since the 50s

connor?

She is a meme negotiator trying to buy on behalf of anonymous bidders.

Yeah lol

James?

Yeah lol

Harry?

Yeah lol

Mohammad?

Fixed it for you m8

They do have great support, but they also are some of the most deluded and like to riot and punch horses. Billionaires dont go that far north either.

How are they deluded? Name one example.

Getting into the top 4 is too hard in the Premier League these days. If any Arab billionaires are still about they'll probably buy Lyon or something

You're not just wrong, you're stupid. And you're ugly just like your mum.

Shit town and China/Mudslimes don't rate them i guess

they think they should be competing with the top 6 and finishing top half every year just because they have a big stadium, despite being shit in every other way

It's not the fans' fault that the club is shit. The club is shit because they are being poorly handled by their owner. I think the priority for Newcastle fans is getting a new owner, not challenging for the top 6.

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>Not sponsored by Newcastle Brown Ale forever

why

>t. couldn't get into a proper collegiate university

>TOWN