Lads?

Lads?

This shit was all spoiled beforehand desu

What is this a picture for ants?

>all protagonists and antagonists have to be related to other main characters somehow

i hate this trope

finn windu nuffin

Finn Dindu?

It doesn't make any sense. Are you implying that jedis were lowkey banging bitches left and right? Finn would be alot older if he was truly the son of Mace Windu

That is... holy shit that is so fucking retarded

hol up finn would be an old man if that was true

Finn Windu Didndu Nuffin!

Nephews user

is this real?

the story in episode one that was told by qui gon is the jedi would basically tear children away from homes.
some of those homes could have more than one sibling with not all of them force sensitive.

>being this stupid

Probably not. If it was true this would be all over Youtube by now

maybe Mace isn't dead...

i cant say anymore. screencap this.

>making the black characters related to each other

WOW

Yo dawg no one believed he died from falling through a windu

that's what I'm thinking. I cannot find it anywhere else

meme magic

underrated

Reddit is still in nap time.

WHATCHU GON DO?

FINNA WINDU NUFFIN

The fucker must be 90something in Episode VIII.

fake and gay
op is a fag

>there can only be one person in the family with the last name
do you know how last names work user?

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samefag kys

>mfw trying to figure this one out

So... Obi-Wan fucked someone, got them pregnant, and bailed? When? How?

And Windu survived the fall (okay, I can actually believe this because reasons), but he also went on, fucked someone, had a kid, and bailed?

Is this literally a franchise promoting bad parenting?

Also isn't fucking prohibited for Jedi? I thought they were supposed to be celibate.

kek

They are, which doubles down on the stupidity.

No the real question is how the fuck was he a storm trooper? How the fuck did no one sense the force in him? How many fucking jedi are just chilling as low key storm troopers?

Doesn't make sense if Obi-Wan is her father. If Rey was born on or before 57 BBY (which is when Obi-Wan died) that would make her over 30 years old in The Force Awakens.

0 BBY, I mean. Obi-Wan died in 57 BBY.

>Mace Windu is Snoke

According to Star Wars: The Force Awakens: The Visual Dictionary (which is official canon) Rey was born in in 15 ABY, so he can't be her father unless he fucked someone as a force ghost.

A whole galaxy worth of stories yet every major event revolves around like 4 different families.

shut your goddamn mouth

Welcome to Dune.

This is one of the reasons why I hate Dune.

This is simultaneously one of the the things I love about star wars and hate about star wars. It's cool how everything is so connected, bit sometimes it gets a bit too rediculous.

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BUT THE FORCE.

You can cover shitty writing by saying it was destined.

just like the jews running the world since the 1500's

Just like samuel jackson.
It FITS

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no, they're supposed to stay away from emotional connections

that doesn't mean they can't one night stand it

Obi could be her grandfather or uncle or something although I can't remember if Kenobi was ever stated to have any siblings/family so whatever.

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you bastard!

>Darth Vader is born of Plagus fucking his mom as a force ghost
>Jedi Anti-Christ
>Rey's mum is born of Kenobi fucking her mom as a force ghost
>Jedi Jesus
To be fair a whole galaxy of stories and we're just focusing on one long story about the one family.

>retards itt don't realize she's his grand daughter

the timeline makes perfect sense

>kenobi had sex with the mandoloarian queen during clone wars

>obiwan and mando girl have baby somewhere between 20-25 bby
>mando girl died 19 bby
>her baby has a child at 37ish
>that baby is rey

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>he's going to get sheeved out of a windu just like Master Dindu

racists

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he's actually really not, he will be in the upcoming Vader comics

>a fucking joke to mock retarded theories that spawned after TFA
>58 posts and no one found out

but I thought Finn is just an orphan that got brainwashed into not-empire order
didn't they do some history check with their own trooper?
what the fuck is going with star wars today?

It's called pottery

I've been struggling to remember why all of this sounds so familiar and I finally got it. This is literally the ending of Naruto. Chakra originated in a gaint Chakra tree from space. You know it's a good story if Naruto went with it.

Finn must be like the great nephew of windu unless he was frozen or some shit or the timeline doesn't work out.

that's dumb, the force has no light side and dark side - that just comes from how you wield it

Yes that is the main problem with battletech.

fake and gay

So Journal of the Whills/Grey Jedi are confirmed, right?

>Finn Dindu

Wew

no such thing as Gray Jedi

>Finn would be alot older if he was truly the son of Mace Windu
le black dont crack xD

It's called a "theme".

This is why the EU is superior. You can spam "Luuke" all you want but the fact is that the best of the EU blows the rest of Star Wars out of the water.

>think "finndu" to self
>get a chuckle
>open thread
>memes

>Luuke
>not Luuuke

WE
WUZ
JEDI
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SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

DARK SIDE NIGGA

PULL UP

anybody can be a disney writer now uh

this
Fucking disney can get fucked if this is true

It's one thing to make Rey a whateverthefuck
But Finn was supposed to be a fucking new character
NOT EVERYONE NEEDS TO BE FUCKING RELATED
and who the fuck did mace fuck? he was the archetypal sexually-frustrated puritan who devoted himself to religion to keep the 'bad thoughts' out
you want to tell me he was banging space hookers on the side? fuck that bullshit

why not give fucking yoda a weed smoking hipster offspring too while you're at it and fucking everything up you disney fucks!

>You just know

Mace is Snoke. This is known.

>that pic

Tell me this is real and tell me where I can find it. Based fucking Mark that absolute goddamn madman.

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>he turns white when he turns evil

Sounds like good ol' Kathleen.

A really shitty overused theme.

Alejandro Jodorowsky got it right, but he's one of the few.

lmao