Italy - Denmark OAN - South Korea Sweden - United States
Women's draw 4, 14:05
Denmark - Canada South Korea - Switzerland Sweden - OAR
Men's draw 5, 20:05
Japan - Switzerland Sweden - Great Britain Denmark - United States Canada - South Korea
Aaron Jones
HERE WE ARE AND YOU THINK I AM GOING TO STOP BULLYING THE BRITISH
SO WE WON ANOTHER GOLD MEDAL. YOU THINK WE WILL STOP WINNING GOLD MEDALS. WE ARE GOING TO 12 - 0 YOUR ASS IN CURLING BRITAIN, SWEDEN STYLE
WE WON'T QUIT WINNING GOLD MEDALS, OH WHAT YOU DON'T WIN GOLD MEDALS BRITAIN LET ALONE MEDALS. YOU FIND OUT YOU AREN'T WINNING ANY MEDALS THEN WIN SOME FOR FUCK SAKE IT'S GETTING BORING THAT I AM ALWAYS WINNING AGAINST BRITAIN
YOU SEE ÖSTERSUND A CLUB THAT HAS PLAYERS FROM THE NON-PROFESSIONAL ENGLISH LEAGUE!? THESE PLAYERS WOULDN'T EVEN CONSIDERED PROFESSIONAL. DO YOU THINK THEY WILL JUST GIVE UP AND LET ARSENAL GO GENTLE ON THEIR ASS? HELL NO THEY WILL DEMOLISH ARSENAL AT EMIRATES SO HARD THAT WENGER'S ASS HURTS? YOU'RE IN THE WINTER OLYMPICS WOMEN'S BIATHOLN AND SEE THAT YOU HAVE LESS OF A CHANCE TO WIN THAN YOUR NORWEGIAN COUNTERPART? YOU GO LOSE? NO YOU GO ALL IN AND WIN AND FUCK NORWAY'S GOLD MEDAL HOPE? YOU LOST YOUR INDEPENDENCE TO DENMARK YOU ACCEPT IT LIKE A BITCH AND WAIT 400 YEARS AND START MAKING GAY MANTIFS AND TERRORISTS ATTACKS LIKE THE IRISH AND THE BASQUES? AS IF? INDEPENDENT BACK IN 100 YEARS AND FIGHT ALL OF EUROPE AND KEEP ON WINNING ALL THE TIME? WE FOUGHT THE WHOLE OF EUROPE ONCE DID WE GIVE UP? HELL NO WE FOUGHT TOOTH AND NAIL TO EXPAND OUR EMPIRE
BANTER AND MOCKING MEAN NOTHING TO US. WE WILL NEVER GIVE UP WINNING GOLD MEDALS. WE STILL BELIEVE BRITAIN WON'T BE WINNING ANY GOLD MEDALS AND WILL BE MOCKING THEM BIG TIME.
Jordan Ross
Wonder if the Beeb will be showing tonights matches or just focus on the skeleton
Jonathan Campbell
let's go lads, for the biggest underdog story of the games
Luis Cox
Don't think Denmark are really top notch, Italy sure have a chance here
Jaxson Rogers
Time for Shuster to Shuster again
Luis Martinez
first for Lauren
Benjamin Jenkins
You shut your damn mouth
Ian Fisher
*tips*
Juan Rogers
>Korway vs. Norea
Evan Lewis
Fujisawa has the day off today. Work on those draws
Brandon Cruz
...
Logan Roberts
>sweden - USA with no commentary Is this going to be peak comfy just listening to the teams?
Matthew Ross
I've heard from my jewish overlords that Canadian chess is going to get popular globally after these games. Invest now
Jace Hill
will probably focus on skeleton, we might get red button until figure skating starts
Jackson Turner
>tfw I get to listen to this qt for the match
Austin Morales
Maybe after the anime airs
Logan Parker
Hopefully
Evan Stewart
And the Shustering begins
Jayden Young
"What's that haters?"
Austin Williams
stream isn't working, can anyone help (possibly without VPNuse, thx
Matthew Wright
>shuster indecisive already Great leader
Christopher Cruz
Curling anime bby
Kevin Moore
Curling hentai when?
Adam Miller
Why do they always yell "hard"? Why?
Christopher James
Guys... I'm worried
Nathan Howard
Who should I bet on for womens curling?
Logan Cooper
Ok not worried anymore
Benjamin Reyes
Scotland
Nathan Johnson
Should US give up already?
Ethan Diaz
The image I posted is an eroge so that's the closest we're gonna get for a while
Benjamin Parker
Bet you feel really silly now.
Isaiah Brown
Unironically Japan
John Cruz
Fucking shuster
Noah Garcia
incoming four
THANK YOU BASED SHOOSTIE
Aiden Evans
SHUSTER SHUSTERING ALREADY
Justin Bennett
>shusta
Charles Bailey
SHUSTERED
Eli Brown
>Curling Eroge
Why was I not notified sooner?
Liam Collins
My sides what
Ryder Hernandez
shustering began too early
Oliver Green
CAN'T HUST THE SHUST
Nathaniel Wilson
LMAO Swedish team shit talking Shuster in Swedish BM
Bentley Turner
You're going to tell the group where to find it, right?
Ayden Edwards
BASED SWEDPOSTER IS BACK LADS
THIS MAN IS THE SWEDISH TERMINATOR OF BONG BULLYING
BONGS HAVE FILED SUIT AGAINST HIM FOR TOO MUCH BANTER
KEEP UP THE GOOD FIGHT LADDY
Leo King
Yeah? Is 17/1 good odds?
Brody Rodriguez
CBC stream where?
Isaiah Young
How is this guy the best skip we can come up with?
Lincoln Green
>get a ticket to go to the olympics >it's for curling
Connor Jenkins
I FUCKING HATE YOU SHUSTER GO AWAY YOU'VE RUINED FOUR STRAIGHT OLYMPICS WITH YOUR SHIT TIER PLAY. WORST SKIP.
Isaac Perez
I wonder if there are people on hand just to make sure that teams don't throw out insults to others in their native language
Noah Gutierrez
>SHUSTED
down 4-0 after end 1
Julian Fisher
It never gets old
Joshua Howard
What did they say
Jace Parker
>no commentator, just swedes shittalking obnoxious caps fella based
Gavin Morris
He isn't his teams just always win qualifying and then he chokes hard at the Olympics. Every. Fucking. Time.
Jose Ross
This is obviously 4D chess. Shuster has given up on winning and is now trying to set a "loss by largest deficit" Olympic record.
Justin Thomas
"[Shuster] tricked [the other American players] with a fantastically bad first rock" "Yea, tricked us into a four"
Caleb Butler
>shuster
Thomas King
Holy Fug
Christian Rivera
Something like:
"That was good, but what an extremely shit last stone"
"Yeah, he is just giving us 4, haha"
Thomas Flores
Yes.
It’s a miracle he hasn’t been mutied on. For three straight Olympics as skip, he has been ass in strategy. Probably think about how to steal or get multiple points than blanking ends or limiting damage as much as possible. The coach need to demote him if he wants the team to get out of the round robin.
Jonathan Moore
Oh SHIT. Wish we'd get this banter in English and spice this event up.
Thank you by the way
Liam Turner
I just tuned into to SWE - USA. End 2 and 4-0 down already, how badly did Shuster Shuster?
James Scott
Fuck this useless waste of space presenter
Hudson Butler
Your women won't like him taking their record
Connor Collins
When the US curlers go into town for dinner and drinks after the day's games, do you think they invite Shuster?
Jose Ramirez
To win gold?
Jayden Powell
...
Evan Peterson
I that filename really his name?
wew
Camden Carter
>dat top notch banter
Carson Sanders
Pretty fucking bad. Let Sweden crowd on top of the circle and didn’t use the last stone to get rid of some of them.
Andrew Brown
>shuster
What’s his fucking problem?
Camden Edwards
How do you give up 7 in one end. That's honestly impressive.
Jose Cox
We're not world famous for our banter for nothing ey?
Alexander Russell
His old vice skip made another team but they never win qualifying
Jordan Hernandez
This just makes the GB women losing yesterday look even worse
Aaron Martinez
It is
Bentley Gomez
>Hey Shust pass the salt >Slides the shaker off the table
Evan Martinez
That US game was 4 years ago tho^^
Oliver Sullivan
No. The USA being 7-0 down after 3 ends, holding the hammer in every single one in their first game made our defeat look atrocious
Ryan Jones
he fucked up HAAAARRRRRD
Angel Kelly
Different team desu
Benjamin Cruz
How much of an advantage to teams have that are bilingual? I would imagine there's some advantage to speaking Swedish and understanding what the Americans are saying as well.
Dylan Gomez
Sweden is 3 stones in the house with the hammer, 1 stone left for both teams Shuster just puts his stone straight through, not touching anything, not close to stopping
Ethan Price
>you meet a ragtag group of norwegian curlers led by this madman
what do Sup Forums?
Angel Martin
I know. Still, it was the US. And we were lucky to beat China in the end.
Nathaniel Richardson
Playing and looking like a Bunch of fucking drunk hillbillies
Eli Ross
Shuster is the gift that keeps on giving
James Rogers
fucking kek just tuned in fucking shooooster shoo
David Peterson
Probably, since they can hear their whole thought process. But I don't think it's that decisive
Jason Morales
Has anyone made a Shoo Shuster image for good luck in curling
Juan Wood
>this is an olympic gold medalist >this is what peak performance looks like
Blake Rogers
I think this might be the first time I've been able to enjoy peak shustering. Normally too busy focused on the brits
Ethan Watson
Canada always win because no one can understand what they're talking aboot
Caleb Fisher
Did you watch the NRK documentary on their gold medal win? Crazy how many coincidences they had on their side. Like one match they were behind but as the opposing skip was getting ready to throw a stone, someone in the audience threw something on the ice and he had to abort. Totally threw him off his game and his shots after that were really poor.
Easton Lee
COME ON SHUSTER
Zachary Hill
>Shuster
I love him so much
Brody Ortiz
Why are they sweeping the ice, haha wtf is this 'Sport'