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Men's draw 4, 09:05 (local time)

Italy - Denmark
OAN - South Korea
Sweden - United States

Women's draw 4, 14:05

Denmark - Canada
South Korea - Switzerland
Sweden - OAR

Men's draw 5, 20:05

Japan - Switzerland
Sweden - Great Britain
Denmark - United States
Canada - South Korea

HERE WE ARE AND YOU THINK I AM GOING TO STOP BULLYING THE BRITISH

SO WE WON ANOTHER GOLD MEDAL. YOU THINK WE WILL STOP WINNING GOLD MEDALS. WE ARE GOING TO 12 - 0
YOUR ASS IN CURLING BRITAIN, SWEDEN STYLE

WE WON'T QUIT WINNING GOLD MEDALS, OH WHAT YOU DON'T WIN GOLD MEDALS BRITAIN LET ALONE MEDALS. YOU
FIND OUT YOU AREN'T WINNING ANY MEDALS THEN WIN SOME FOR FUCK SAKE IT'S GETTING BORING THAT I AM
ALWAYS WINNING AGAINST BRITAIN

YOU SEE ÖSTERSUND A CLUB THAT HAS PLAYERS FROM THE NON-PROFESSIONAL ENGLISH LEAGUE!? THESE
PLAYERS WOULDN'T EVEN CONSIDERED PROFESSIONAL. DO YOU THINK THEY WILL JUST GIVE UP AND LET ARSENAL
GO GENTLE ON THEIR ASS? HELL NO THEY WILL DEMOLISH ARSENAL AT EMIRATES SO HARD THAT WENGER'S ASS
HURTS? YOU'RE IN THE WINTER OLYMPICS WOMEN'S BIATHOLN AND SEE THAT YOU HAVE LESS OF A CHANCE TO WIN
THAN YOUR NORWEGIAN COUNTERPART? YOU GO LOSE? NO YOU GO ALL IN AND WIN AND FUCK NORWAY'S GOLD
MEDAL HOPE? YOU LOST YOUR INDEPENDENCE TO DENMARK YOU ACCEPT IT LIKE A BITCH AND WAIT 400 YEARS AND
START MAKING GAY MANTIFS AND TERRORISTS ATTACKS LIKE THE IRISH AND THE BASQUES? AS IF? INDEPENDENT
BACK IN 100 YEARS AND FIGHT ALL OF EUROPE AND KEEP ON WINNING ALL THE TIME? WE FOUGHT THE WHOLE OF
EUROPE ONCE DID WE GIVE UP? HELL NO WE FOUGHT TOOTH AND NAIL TO EXPAND OUR EMPIRE

BANTER AND MOCKING MEAN NOTHING TO US. WE WILL NEVER GIVE UP WINNING GOLD MEDALS. WE STILL BELIEVE
BRITAIN WON'T BE WINNING ANY GOLD MEDALS AND WILL BE MOCKING THEM BIG TIME.

Wonder if the Beeb will be showing tonights matches or just focus on the skeleton

let's go lads, for the biggest underdog story of the games

Don't think Denmark are really top notch, Italy sure have a chance here

Time for Shuster to Shuster again

first for Lauren

You shut your damn mouth

*tips*

>Korway vs. Norea

Fujisawa has the day off today. Work on those draws

...

>sweden - USA with no commentary
Is this going to be peak comfy just listening to the teams?

I've heard from my jewish overlords that Canadian chess is going to get popular globally after these games. Invest now

will probably focus on skeleton, we might get red button until figure skating starts

>tfw I get to listen to this qt for the match

Maybe after the anime airs

Hopefully

And the Shustering begins

"What's that haters?"

stream isn't working, can anyone help (possibly without VPNuse, thx

>shuster indecisive already
Great leader

Curling anime bby

Curling hentai when?

Why do they always yell "hard"? Why?

Guys... I'm worried

Who should I bet on for womens curling?

Ok not worried anymore

Scotland

Should US give up already?

The image I posted is an eroge so that's the closest we're gonna get for a while

Bet you feel really silly now.

Unironically Japan

Fucking shuster

incoming four

THANK YOU BASED SHOOSTIE

SHUSTER SHUSTERING ALREADY

>shusta

SHUSTERED

>Curling Eroge

Why was I not notified sooner?

My sides what

shustering began too early

CAN'T HUST THE SHUST

LMAO Swedish team shit talking Shuster in Swedish BM

You're going to tell the group where to find it, right?

BASED SWEDPOSTER IS BACK LADS

THIS MAN IS THE SWEDISH TERMINATOR OF BONG BULLYING

BONGS HAVE FILED SUIT AGAINST HIM FOR TOO MUCH BANTER

KEEP UP THE GOOD FIGHT LADDY

Yeah? Is 17/1 good odds?

CBC stream where?

How is this guy the best skip we can come up with?

>get a ticket to go to the olympics
>it's for curling

I FUCKING HATE YOU SHUSTER GO AWAY YOU'VE RUINED FOUR STRAIGHT OLYMPICS WITH YOUR SHIT TIER PLAY. WORST SKIP.

I wonder if there are people on hand just to make sure that teams don't throw out insults to others in their native language

>SHUSTED

down 4-0 after end 1

It never gets old

What did they say

>no commentator, just swedes shittalking obnoxious caps fella
based

He isn't his teams just always win qualifying and then he chokes hard at the Olympics. Every. Fucking. Time.

This is obviously 4D chess. Shuster has given up on winning and is now trying to set a "loss by largest deficit" Olympic record.

"[Shuster] tricked [the other American players] with a fantastically bad first rock"
"Yea, tricked us into a four"

>shuster

Holy Fug

Something like:

"That was good, but what an extremely shit last stone"

"Yeah, he is just giving us 4, haha"

Yes.

It’s a miracle he hasn’t been mutied on. For three straight Olympics as skip, he has been ass in strategy. Probably think about how to steal or get multiple points than blanking ends or limiting damage as much as possible. The coach need to demote him if he wants the team to get out of the round robin.

Oh SHIT. Wish we'd get this banter in English and spice this event up.

Thank you by the way

I just tuned into to SWE - USA. End 2 and 4-0 down already, how badly did Shuster Shuster?

Fuck this useless waste of space presenter

Your women won't like him taking their record

When the US curlers go into town for dinner and drinks after the day's games, do you think they invite Shuster?

To win gold?

...

I that filename really his name?

wew

>dat top notch banter

Pretty fucking bad. Let Sweden crowd on top of the circle and didn’t use the last stone to get rid of some of them.

>shuster

What’s his fucking problem?

How do you give up 7 in one end. That's honestly impressive.

We're not world famous for our banter for nothing ey?

His old vice skip made another team but they never win qualifying

This just makes the GB women losing yesterday look even worse

It is

>Hey Shust pass the salt
>Slides the shaker off the table

That US game was 4 years ago tho^^

No. The USA being 7-0 down after 3 ends, holding the hammer in every single one in their first game made our defeat look atrocious

he fucked up HAAAARRRRRD

Different team desu

How much of an advantage to teams have that are bilingual? I would imagine there's some advantage to speaking Swedish and understanding what the Americans are saying as well.

Sweden is 3 stones in the house with the hammer, 1 stone left for both teams
Shuster just puts his stone straight through, not touching anything, not close to stopping

>you meet a ragtag group of norwegian curlers led by this madman

what do Sup Forums?

I know. Still, it was the US. And we were lucky to beat China in the end.

Playing and looking like a Bunch of fucking drunk hillbillies

Shuster is the gift that keeps on giving

fucking kek
just tuned in
fucking shooooster shoo

Probably, since they can hear their whole thought process. But I don't think it's that decisive

Has anyone made a Shoo Shuster image for good luck in curling

>this is an olympic gold medalist
>this is what peak performance looks like

I think this might be the first time I've been able to enjoy peak shustering. Normally too busy focused on the brits

Canada always win because no one can understand what they're talking aboot

Did you watch the NRK documentary on their gold medal win?
Crazy how many coincidences they had on their side.
Like one match they were behind but as the opposing skip was getting ready to throw a stone, someone in the audience threw something on the ice and he had to abort.
Totally threw him off his game and his shots after that were really poor.

COME ON SHUSTER

>Shuster

I love him so much

Why are they sweeping the ice, haha wtf is this 'Sport'

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