g-guys?
G-guys?
Charles Davis
Austin Hernandez
Does this mean we can finally talk about it without hotpockets deleting it?
Jayden Diaz
>police brutality kino
Noice
Logan Perry
Nice. Hollywood loves degenerate homosexuals with little to no ethics
Logan Cooper
you really believe in this kike narrative?
off yourself
Noah Perry
Fuck off United shill.
Daniel Johnson
yes
ive dealt with asians before
ive also flown a lot
Justin Bennett
Dr. Dao, I'm TSA
Eli Brown
how the fuck can you spread a 10 second interaction into a 2 hour movie
Liam Collins
lol fake news
They found someone else with the same name and tried to put his crimes on this guy
Nolan Anderson
>born to late to fight in the crusades
>born to soon to explore space
>born in the era where movies soon will be scripted, filmed, released, and released on TV all within 30 days
Blake Martin
It seems like since Trump came into office, Asians have been getting wrecked left and right.
If this keeps up, i'm voting for him again in 2020.
Isaac Turner
>yfw it's going to be like bad ass with Danny Trejo and the doctor is replaced by a poor Mexican kid and the cops and united employees are all white hitler youths with MAGA hats
Ayden White
...
Christian Peterson
Who will play him in inevitable biopic?
Evan Peterson
"This isn't the time for meth-infused gay sex. That comes later".
Camden Carter
haha what a little bitch I would kill myself if the entire world heard me screaming like a pig
Wyatt Brooks
love to infuse my dick with meth and fuck and suck ppl off
Brandon Baker
They don't get to bring friends this time.
Samuel Murphy
The instant I saw this shit coming out about him I thought of the movie The Insider.Remember how the press tried to crucify Russell Crowe's character in that movie?
Nathan Cox
How does this even warrant a movie? It's not even slightly interesting. Why do Americans care so much about this chink?
Jose Price
He got himself thrown out, big deal. Now what's the next step in his plan? Was getting thrown out a part of his plan?
Michael Wood
Tom Hanks of course.
Connor Stewart
Jackie Chan.
Wyatt Rivera
emma stone or matt damon
Ayden Walker
I mean yeah that's true of course but this happens literally all of the time
Ryder Sanchez
idris elba
Nathaniel Bailey
...
Eli Walker
>Julia Biguyitz
Dat meme magic
Alexander Lopez
CHINESE TAKEAWAY
United We Stand, Divided We Fly
Starring Jackie Chan
With Jennifer Lawrence as Shrieking Lady In Aisle
Dragged into a cinema near you Summer 2018
Carson Davis
>popped collar
>tshirt
>nursing shoes
Mason Lopez
meme magic needs to end
Elijah Richardson
...
Justin Ward
Make it a martial arts action epic like Bruce Lee's Game of Death meets Die Hard and I might give it a watch.
Asher Carter
IN THE WORLD OF INSANE DICTATOR
Leo Young
you realize that this is a shoop, right?
Levi Garcia
THIS IS WHY YOU SHOOT A MAN BEFORE THROWING HIM OFF A PLANE
Luis Phillips
Why is this spun in a way that UA gets the blame when obviously the problem was the eternal jungle savage his naturalist instincts?
Jordan Gutierrez
>not wanting to see Jackie Chan getting drunk on a flight that gets taken over by terrorists
Please.
Owen Cruz
>muh drugs and gay sex
>btw where is George Takei:3
Landon Davis
>Sir, we need you to vacate your seat. NOW!
>*flight attendants break out their katanas, nunchakus and bo staffs*
>*passenger calmly stands up, take his shirt off and goes into a kung fu stance*
>Make me.
>in the background, Passenger 57 is sleeping with his eyes closed
Christopher Nelson
John Cho
Henry Jenkins
He had a lot of loyalty for a hired gun.
Jack Howard
NO, GUYS GUYS IT'S LIKE OLDBOY CORRIDOR SCENE MEETS RAID
JUST A LONESOME MUAY THAI GOD WHO KILLED AN EVIL POLITIAN / GANG BOSS TO SAVE HIS COMFY VIETNAMESE VILLAGE AND HAD TO GO TO THE USA AND BECOME A DOCTOR THERE FIGHTING HIS WAY THROUGH ENDLESS AISLE OF NIGGERS, COPS AND
>A FUCKING WHITE MALE'S
Jason Nguyen
>>in the background, Passenger 57 is sleeping with his eyes closed
kek
Brody Ross
>trumps elected boys, lets drag some gooks off this plane
Camden Myers
>opening scene
>music begins to fade in
youtu.be
Henry Ortiz
It's actually pretty hard to see a connection.
Christopher Lopez
Then you're not looking hard enough.
Mason Fisher
It honestly wouldn't suprise me if it did happen though. After all, that old man getting harassed on the bus who beat up the guy got a movie.
Of course Hollywood couldn't resist putting their own agenda on it. So what was in reality an old white man being harassed by a black guy got changed to an old mexican guy getting harassed by two skinheads.
Be interesting to see what they do with this. Probably blame Trump somehow.
Jonathan Richardson
Since he got two of his teeth knocked out, he should be even better at giving blow jobs. It looks like United Airlines actually did him a favor.
Samuel Reyes
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
NICE TRY UNITED SHILL
SHILLING HARD FOR YOUR SPIC OVERLORD I SEE
Eli Jenkins
>implying the guy who knocked his 2 teeth out wasn't a SJW mad about the asian buckteeth stereotype
Tyler Baker
The Cop who beat him up was Black & The CEO of United is Hispanic
So naturally blame Trump & White people
Mason Miller
Dr. Pavel
Jaxson Adams
The proof for this comes from the official report of the medical licensing board for the State of Kentucky.
state.ky.us
courier-journal.com
That's what makes this story so funny. It wasn't just some normal doctor, it was also a guy who ends up a convicted felon because he traded drugs for gay sex.
Levi Baker
A lot of loyalty for a hired shill.
Logan Thomas
Don't you remember that Trump removed civil liberties from anyone who wasn't a white man born in America?
Caleb Lewis
>traded drugs for gay sex.
Gay men are easy as shit he needed drugs for that? Life must be hard as an ugly gook doc.
Gavin White
FAKE FAKE FAKE ALREADY
THEIR NAMES DIFFER, BOTH ARE DAVID DAO BUT THEIR MIDDLE VIETNAMESE SHIT NAMES DIFFER CLEARLY
IT'S AN ATTEMPT TO TARNISH DAO'S NAME
NICE SHILL I SEE THE WHOLE OSCAR MUNOZ ANAL SLAVE ONLINE SHILL SQUAD HAS BEEN DEPLOYED
15 pesos have been deposited to your Rent-a-Spic account
Isaac Garcia
...
Adrian Martinez
>Everyone who disagrees with me works for the masketta man
Austin Bennett
chink alliance defence force is here, i see
Nathaniel Johnson
So do you think they're going to make Dave Dao a black guy?
Ryan Hall
He'll be transgender too.
Liam Ward
Idris Elba
John Gray
...
Kayden Cooper
tom hanks is
>REEEEEEEE coming this summer
Jack Bell
But there's already a movie adaption
Xavier Reed
>after credit scene he wakes up and sees all the bodies
>what did i miss?
Nolan Sanchez
>just kill me
what did he mean by this?
Grayson Roberts
Why not Steve Martin?
Carter Ross
Death before Dishonor
This summer, 'Dr. Iron Fist'
Landon Gomez
Scarjo
Dylan Miller
There already is one.
Ethan Cox
>shilling for free
Gabriel Williams
could you imagine being this much of a puppet
Owen Butler
...
Julian Cruz
Try Noah
Dominic Campbell
Do you know ANYTHING about Noah, the movie or the bible story? I don't think you do
Carter Foster
>julia biguyitz
Jayden Cook
Good, I'm gonna use the footage to edit a feature length version of TDKR plane scene.
Eli Phillips
I hope Ridley Scott makes it. Knowing him the dude would be white, he's a wheat farmer, and it'll have Greek tragedy subtexts.