How can we speed up global warming Sup Forums?

How can we speed up global warming Sup Forums?

>All those GOAT southern states flooded.

Nah, and global warming is mostly bullshit anyway

Import more Indians. Their stank curry farts will rip huge holes in the ozone and melt the ice caps.

oh fuck yes, that would be amazing!

I need to stop buying premium gas...

Texas and...?

The coastlines are historically nig territory. All the friendly white rednecks are from inner Appalachia

>GOAT
>fatties, nogs and beach grandmas
let it be

>St. Louis is kill and K.C. remains
Suck it Cardinals

>All the flooding makes liberals move closer to the heartland.

No thank you. I don't want my home to be ruined too.

Oh thank god, I was worried we would lose something of value.

There is no credible scientific predictions that anything close to this could happen.

Even if all the ice melted on earth ocean rise wouldn't be this bad

Also op horribly failed geography on the west coast what the fuck is that giant inland sea over Nevada

>inb4 Great Basin

No dipshits the Great Basin is higher up than the coasts and is filled with mountain ranges, at most some of the Colorado river would become an extended sea of Cortez

That map is from the US Navy dumbass. I'm assuming it's because the mojave desert is low lying?

>Sees water all the way into my area in SE Wisconsin
>Realize I don't need to buy a house on the lake, rather, I just need to wait a little longer and the lake will be in my backyard.
>Also notice that Illinois has been flooded and Chicago is only a memory

Feels good, man. Let's kick this thing into high gear!

This map is bogus as fuck, but people will look at it and think "seems legit" and in their mind, it will be real.

Better map.

>tfw live 5 miles from the ocean

Put the petal to the metal and don't let up!

Much better than OP

Then the navy is fucking incompitant

The rim of the Grand Canyon had an elevation of 8000 feet and this shows it fully submerged

If that was the case we would need to add water from some other planet and everything outside of the Rocky Mountains and the inter mountain west would be submerged you absolute fagot retard

>from the navy

>the navy forgot To fill in California's Central Valley

Ergo, you ar an idiot

>tfw you won't see any significant change in your lifetime

Fuck off don't flood Missouri! Flood Illinois and the nigger problem is taken care of.

You fuck off too.

it can't happen soon enough

jerseyfag here, can't wait to drown and die already

Or just have Americans eat more Mexican food, same thing.

Right but hypothetically speaking the area I live in would be fucked. Either way I don't care and Georgia is a nig state anyways.

Surely the mountains in Utah aren't that short.

>AZ gets a beach
10/10 can't wait

> Denmark, The Netherlands and Florida cease to exist

I knew I shouldn't fall for the move to Florida meme.

I also hope you drown, you disgusting new jersey fucks

What's that, 300m sea level rise?

Realistically it'll be much less than that.

Exactly what I was thinking.

>New Orleans gone

Thank you based global warming for killing nigtown, usa

im doing my part

>the rocky mountains flooding

L
M
A
O

Go Phillies!

There's nothing wrong if those areas get flooded

You fucking retard, colorado is at 5000 ft BEFORE YOU GO INTO THE MOUNTAINS above sea level, you realize how much fucking water that would take to go under?

No according to retarded op the oceans will rise 8000+ feet in the west but only about 300-400 feet in the east

There is on geographical level if states that lie a couple miles above sea level got flooded

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Surely the mountains in Florida aren't that short.

>friendly white rednecks

Were they friendly because you squealed like a pig for them?

Australia needs that inland sea for temperature regulation so bad.

Same with Western Asia to calm down that harsh continental climate.

there's literally nothing outside of blue areas

>creating even more refugees
cant have that with all these cucks in charge senpai

>my house in Missouri becomes beach front property
Let it happen

Niggers, liberals, yankees, Mormons, Louisianans, Floridians, and Illinoisans gone.

Very nice.

>water covering the coast ranges of CA but not the Central Valley
>whole sections of the Rockies submerged
>highest elevation in FL (panhandle) submerged while lower elevations aren't

nice meme map

>Arizona gets a cozy inland bay

yes please, no more need for the Sea of Cortez

Elect Trump

100m? Over 300 feet? I believe in GW, or AGW if you like, but that will take a long time to come about