Hello "Reddit"

Hello "Reddit",

this is United States Attorney General Loretta Lynch. I will be around for the next thirty minutes or so as part of this "Ask Me Anything", so ask away. I'm not used to this format, so please be patient as I field questions.

Are ayy lmaos real?

Have you check those mad hitler dubs?

what is wrong with your calves?

Fuck off nigger. Go do your fucking job and indict that shedevil.

Thank you for raising this important issue. I don't feel it's my place as Attorney General to divulge specific details of exosolar or non-carbon extraterrestrial lifeforms.

You field questions like an Ethiopian farmer fields crops.

Thank you for raising this important issue. It would be inappropriate for me to comment on the law, indictment, the investigation into Former Secretary Clinton.

Thank you for raising this important issue. It wouldn't be right for me to comment on my relationship with sour cream, or conversely, leg day.

Thanks again for raising this important issue. Great question. Is there more we could do for our friends in West Africa? Certainly. However, given my position, it would be impossible for me to speculate if they are receiving fair treatment. Is there a problem? Yes there is. Does Ethiopia, in fact, exist? I can't say.

tits or GTFO!!!