Gone Girl (2014)

What would you do if you were in his position?

I would kill myself because I am horrible worthless asshole who deserves everything bad he got for cheating on my slamming hot rich wife.

rap- oh wait wrong movie. I'd get a divorce or something idk

kinda

that doesn't seem to be a good outcome based on the situation he has at the end of the film

file for lost wages and emotional damages in civil court

You mean in act 1 or act 2?

Act 1
>do the same thing he did

Act 2
>literally murder her and claim self-defense

kys

bide my time and figure a way out...

have sex with my sister, obviously

not possible. I'd still be a kissles virgin

Why did his wife assume she had a monopoly on his sexuality?

engage in anilingus with her

anyone else?

Because she was his wife dumbfuck

A wife who apparently failed to keep his interest. If she had asked him for another chance instead of going psycho, I'm sure he would have obliged her.

Praise god for giving me a woman that looks like Rosamund Pike.

this

I want to change my answer to this.

Black mail her.

>black mail

You avin a giggle?

Not marry a psychopath.

Not cheat on the psychopath.

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Tell the truth, get divorced, move far away to another country, start over, never be a cheating asshole again.

Does this illustrate anything in particular?

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This time kill her for real :^)

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Are you saying I should learn from my mistakes and the experiences I've lived through?!?!!

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It's still so fucking eerie

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ah the dong webms

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i saw this film in rehab, it was enjoyable

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>Still rich
>Can sell the story to magazine for millions
>Nice looking wife
>Police don't give a fuck
>Childs still fine

Its not like he's in that bad a position at the end

Nothing because this film is not realistic and doesn't make any sense.

No sane man would cheat on Rosamund Pike with Emily Ratajkowski. You don't cheat on your wife with an uglier women, that's not how this works. What the fuck was Fincher thinking?

Why not if you already aren't getting laid

1. She was pregnant with his kid
2. She's a fucking sociopath

What's the problem? You won't stand by your pregnant wife?

> 2. She's a fucking sociopath

yeah and I doubt she'd ever kill him though. She already got what she wanted.

always find a way to blame the cunt, don't you, you wormy little loser

if she went screaming for bbc because he was neglecting her you'd be pissing yourself with rage

post emily ratawhatever webm

oh and i fucking love it when men justify adultery with the excuse that they, as biologically inclined alpha animals, can compartmentalize sex and keep it away from emotion

And in the same fucking breath- say that they need sex for emotional validation and that's why they've strayed from their frigid wives to commit adultery

the logic is unfuckingreal with some of these people

Isn't she a an actual psychopath? Sure he was cheating on her but she's an actual psychopath.

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i hate ben afflecks stupid mug so fucking much

just a vacant look of silent, determined idiocy

finally the only relevant webm

>Inverted nips
No idea what this movies about but I would suck those until they fell out.

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love her and take care for the rest of our lives

Fun fact: This movie was edited entirely in Adobe Premiere and After Effects. Fincher has said he really likes it and wants to use it for all his movies in the future.